(I'm doing this without the help of Topaz so shhhh)

Bill: Welcome! Today I'm going to show you how to flirt with my assistant; Y/N!

Y/N: Tf, why am I here, bitchy boy?

Bill: So let's get started!

Y/N: *She tries to run away* Fuck this shit I- *Bill appears infront of her* HOE, I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU!

Bill: Hey, Hot Stuff~ I want to kill everyone you've ever talked to out of a fit of jealousy~❤

Y/N: Sorry, I prefer cereal *She bitch slaps him and runs*

Bill: OW! Well... And that's how you flirt, folks! Excuse me while I go get some burn cream and kill my brother! *He disappears*

**THIS HAS NO RELATION TO THE REAL STORY**