Bill's POV

"So, you gonna leave, Dorito demon?" Y/N asked angrily.

"Yeah, yeah..." I grumbled, disappearing from the dream.

"Now let's se- SHIT I FORGOT THE REASON WHY I WENT IN THERE!" I yelled out in frustration and went back in, only to be kicked out again but in Y/N's room in her bed.

"Whoa, how the fu-" I paused as my voice sounded like Y/N's. "You've got to be kidding me, oh hell no..." I mutter, looking in the mirror and seeing Y/N -- or me -- looking back.

"Oh HELL no..." I check myself out, blinking a few times as I was a female meatsack.

"I'M Y/N OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" I shriek, Pinetree and Shooting Star running in my room.

"Y/N, something wrong?" Pinetree asked. "Nothing, Pi- Dipper," I say, checking myself out one last time before sitting on the bed.

"You sure? You screamed something..." Shooting Star said worriedly. "Its alright, Mabel..." "Ok, well, we've gotta leave!" Mabel says, ushering Dipper out so I can get dressed.

"Hum... This'll be a fun experi-" Suddenly my human form -- or Y/N -- appeared in front of me.

"You tricky demon..." She said, tapping her foot impatiently. "What? I did nothing!" I say in defense.

"Suureee you didn't, Perv! And don't you dare strip," Y/N informs me. "Whats stopping m-?" I tried, only to have her smack me.

"Ow! Hey, that did NOT feel as it should," I yelled out in frustration, she just laughed. "Forgot you aren't used to pain!" she exclaimed.

"Now, you've got a date with Gide-" she started. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, BI--?!?!?! Shit, I've got your personality..." I mumble.

She rolls her eyes and disappears, time to strip!

~Elsem and innocents beware, I'll alert you when you can come back~

I take my shirt off and admire the look in the mirror, only to have Y/N appear blushing insanely.

"PERV!" I smirk and take the pants off, try to at least, as she smacks my hand away and tries to put my shirt back on.

I swear this was more heated but due toa failed save I rewrote it. Innocents return!

"You pervert Dorito!" she scolded. "I think you think differently..." I mutter, kissing her as she shoves me away

"Awww, Tsundere, are we?" I coo at her.

"Ew, ew, ew, AND MORE EW!" she screamed

"Anyway, about that date with Gideon..." I trail off.

"I was joking, I won't go on a date with a tiny bottle of hairspray," she says in between chuckles.

Thank Dorito Satan.

"Great... And Pinetree had a saphire in his forehead, is that normal?" I ask, now remembering when Dipper came in.

"WHAT?!" Y/N exclaimed, floating out but I pulled her back just in time. "Whoa, I know your really hot now that you want to show everyone but I don't think the Pines family is the best--" -Insert girly scream-

Shit...

Shit.

Shit!

SHIT!!

SHIT!!!

"Y/N RUN!" Dipper yells, tackling Y/N. "Woah, Pinetree, calm down. I'm Bill!" I say, pulling him off her.

"What did you do, Bill?!" he exclaimed, kicking and screaming to attack Y/N. "You brainwashed her!"

"Uh... Dipper, he's not lying. I'm Y/N. I didn't know you punched so weak..." Y/N said.

Dipper's eyes widened and he stared daggers at me. "Explain. Now."

"Whoa, ok, Pinetree! So, I tried to enter her dream--" "YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT HER DREAMS?!" Calm down! As I was saying, I tried to enter her dream and I got kicked out and into ger body! I think I entered just as she left so we switched bodies... Sadly including voices..." I mumble.

"BILL YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE CAREFUL!" Dipper yelled, managing to squirm out of my grip and get out his journal.

"Ok. There MUST be-- THE CARPET!" he exclaimed, running out.

"Carpet?" me and Y/N ask in unison.

~~~

Dipper led them to the room. He slowly turned the knob, and walked in.

Y/N and Bill looked in wonder.

He pointed to the carpet, "There. Stand on in and rub your feet on it." He explained.

They looked at him like he was stupid, but they obliged. Electricity electrocuted them.

"WHAHATAHDNANFSMMSODIDKAKS" They fell.

"Did- Did it work?" Dipper carefully spoke.

"I think?" Y/N's body spoke...

With BOTH of their voices.

Bill's body was lifeless.

"SHIT!" Dipper screeched.

"This will be... Interesting?"