"oh my fuck." Emma said as they came out of the theater.

"I'm scared babe." brendon said, clutching onto Ryan's arm.

"I did not smoke enough weed for that." brendon said, reaching behind his ear and pulling a blunt out. he reached in his back pocket, grabbing his lighter.

they were all walking across the street and down a block or so to downtown, where there was a bunch of stores and bars and shit for people to enjoy, especially tourists. josh and Tyler were in front leading the way and the rest of them were behind.

"arent you hot?" Josh asked Tyler.

"I mean I am pretty hot, you're point?" Tyler joked.

"nooo, I mean with the hoodie." Josh giggled.

"nah, I'm fine. it's not to bad out here. you know me, babe, I always wear long sleeves." Tyler said, wrapping his arm around Josh's shoulder, bumping into him causing him to laugh.

"well I think i look good on your chest." Josh giggled, reffering to the pictures of himself all over the hoodie.

"you would look even better on my dick." Tyler smirked, looking down at Josh who was looking up at him and blushing.

"fuckboy." Josh giggled, reaching up and slightly smacking Tyler.

tyler chuckled, kissing his hair then leaning down and kissing his nose and lips.

"I love you." Tyler said.

"I know." Josh smiled.

"do you get tired of me saying that?" Tyler asked.

"no baby. not at all." Josh smiled.

"yoooo tyyyyy!" brendon gasped loudly.

"huh?" Tyler looked away from Josh at brendon.

"theres a tattoo shop!" brendon exclaimed.

"brooo I dont know man. I dont know if I'm high enough and I'm surely not drunk enough." Tyler took a deep breath in.

"come on pussyyyyy. I'm packed full of weed, bitch." brendon said, pulling another blunt from behind his other ear and handing it to Tyler.

"shit ima save this for later." Tyler laughed, taking his hat off and fixing his hair before setting it on his ear and putting the hat back on lightly.

"should I babe?" Tyler asked.

"hell yeah! I probably would but I'm only 17." Josh said.

"what're yall gonna get?" dallon asked, wrapping his arms around Emma from behind and swaying them back and forth.

"bro we gotta get a weed leaf bro." brendon said, everyone agreeing.

"eh, fuck it let's go." Tyler said, pulling his arm off of Josh and clapping.

"where at?" Ryan asked, brendon thinking.

"let's seeee. cant get it anywhere parents can see- oooo!! in our lip! itll fade eventually anyways!" brendon said, pulling his bottom lip down and pointing to the inside of his mouth.

"fuck yeah!" Tyler said.

"dal, bro. you?" brendon asked, seeing if he was gonna get one.

"nah man, ill pass on this one." dallon laughed.

"fine, go fuck yourself. I'm kidding daddy I love you." brendon said, everyone laughing.

"shit, we really out here." Tyler said.

"I should get a piercing bro. my ears are pierced I just never wear earrings." brendon said.

"you could get your tongue, like mine." Tyler said, sticking his tongue out.

"nah can go that long without suckin dick to wait for that to heal." brendon said, thinking hard.

"I got it. I got it. you ready bro." brendon said.

"dear lord, what." Emma laughed.

"my nipples." brendon said, grabbing his chest.

"you wouldnt." Ryan bet.

"aight bet!" brendon said.

"you really gonna do it?!" Josh laughed.

"watch me." brendon winked.

the boys walked up to the desk, telling them they want tatoos and brendon wants piercings and showing them their drivers license to show they were 18.

the guy explained the rules and everything and how to take care of them. Tyler went first, sitting down in the chair with the group around them.

"shit I cannot believe you talked me into this." Tyler said, shaking his head at brendon, causing the big tattooed up tattoo guy to laugh.

"alright son, what do you want?" the guy, John, said.

"can yall do a marijuana leaf?" Tyler asked.

"you want weed tattooed in your lip?"

"yessir." Tyler said while nodding, the group laughing.

"are you high enough for this?" john asked.

"not even close." Tyler shook his head.

"well you cant light up for a day or so till this bitch heals." he said.

"yessir."

"alright, I'll draw it up." the guy said, going off and working on the tattoo.

"brendon you're such a cock." Tyler said, laughing.

"mmmm, cock." brendon licked his lips, looking at Ryan.

ryan winked back, brendon sticking his tongue in between his fingers.

"mmmm, 🅱️ussy." dallon said, Emma closing her legs and blushing.

"nasty." Josh said, shaking his head.

"I know. what do yall see in it? I dont get it." Emma said.

"well I mean. pussy is just great in itself." Tyler shrugged.

"they clean themselves." dallon added.

"and periods are fuckin cool as hell." brendon said.

"they really are. like how the fuck do yall do it?" Tyler asked, dallon agreeing.

"I dont know honestly." Emma shook her head.

"have you never experienced with a girl?" Ryan asked.

"uh yeah, multiple times. I just dont find it appealing." Emma said.

"you just gave all them boners em, I hope you know that." Josh laughed, pointing to dallon, brendon, and Tyler.

"and I mean they're so convenient." dallon said.

"they're all wet and squishy." Ryan said, making a bad face.

"your ass is wet and squishy and I still shove my dick in it." brendon said.

"thats the nastiest thing I've ever heard you say." Ryan said.

"love you." brendon smiled.

"I mean, there's a difference between good and bad pussy." Tyler said.

"yeah, you don't want no nasty pussy." dallon shook his head.

"is mine nasty?" Emma asked dallon.

"hell no babygirl." he said, sliding his hand up her thigh.

"it ain't nasty at all." Tyler whispered to brendon, winking at him.

"you tap that?" brendon asked.

Tyler smirked and raised his eyebrows, nodding a few times.

"me too." brendon said, smiling (like this 😬 idk how else to describe it oops)

"I took her v-card." Tyler said, brendons mouth dropping.

"sick." brendon laughed, bro shaking him.

"alright man. you like it?" the guy came back, showing Tyler the just a basic weed leaf outline.

"sick." Tyler said.

"lean back." he smiled.

he prepped him for the tattoo, grabbing his needle and getting ready to start.

they were all laughing their asses off at Tyler, the guy finishing up.

"and you're all set bud." john said, wiping his lip off one more time.

"thanks man, brendons turn!!" Tyler said, hoping out of the chair.

they went through the same process with brendon, him getting out of the chair.

they went to the mirror, pulling their lips down and looking at them.

"I fuckin love it bro." Tyler said, brendon agreeing.

"here guys, lemme take a picture." Josh said, the guys holding their lips down. Josh took a picture of them, their both very red eyes showing and put it on his story with "lit" as his caption.

"alright brennyboo you know what time it is now?" Ryan asked, brendon nodding.

"hell yeah!" brendon said, sitting down in the chair again. it was the same guy that did their tattoos.

"man I need a shot before I do this." brendon said.

"its gonna burn like hell with that tat." john said.

"I'll deal with it." brendon said.

"ain't you only 18?" he said.

"well right now I'm 21." brendon said, grabbing a blunt out of his bag and handing it to John.

"brendon I cant believe you." Tyler laughed.

"come on." John rolled his eyes, bring brendon back to his office.

"I cant believe he just bribed a guy for a shot." Emma giggled, shifting. she was sitting sideways in dallons lap, and Josh was sitting straddling Tyler.

"that's my boy." Ryan smiled, brendon walking ou from the back with a huge smile on his face.

"let's get these bois pierced!" he said.

the guy sanitizes everything, grabbing his needle.

he got ready to pierce him, Ryan was recording.

brendon screamed out in pain as he did the left one, clutching hair.

"FUCK." he yelled, everyone laughing.

"you got it B." Josh laughed, cheering him on.

the guy did the right nipple, brendon yelling again.

"holy fucking fuck." brendon sat there, catching his breath.

"now those are gonna be sore like a mother fucker for a while. just follow your rules and you'll be fine." john said.

"thank you so much." Ryan said, tipping the guy 30 bucks.

they paid the front, heading back outside, brendon still with his shirt off.

"I'm leaving this mother fucker off. these mother fuckers fucking hurt like a fuckin bitch, damn." brendon said, a mom walking with her family turning and looking a him.

"sorry ma'am. I just got my nipples pierced. not a good idea." he said, to her, smiling at her weirded out face.

"I'm not complaining. why don't you go ahead and take your pants off too." Ryan smirked, bringing brendons finger to his mouth and biting the tip of it.

"if I wasnt so high and a little drunk I'm pretty sure I wouldve came right then and there." brendon said, Ryan biting his finger again before letting go of it.

"you havin fun?" Tyler asked Josh, their hands swinging in between them.

"yeah. lots." Josh smiled, leaning his head up against Tyler shoulder.

"good." Tyler said, squeezing his hand.

"where are we going?" Emma asked.

"let's hit the strip club!" brendon said.

"we cant B." Ryan laughed.

"you're no fun." he frowned.

A/N:
drugs are bad very bad and if you do drugs I'll cum to ur house and kill ur family