Haan mai baitha us last bench pe
Aake mujhse poochta tha koi haal nahi
Na uthoon main apni jagah se
Jaise pairon me thi koi jaan nahi
Ye to acha tha ki yeacher ne pooch liye sawal
Warna auron ko laga ki iske muh me to zaban nahi

Haa kya boloon mai apni tareef me
Jab mujhe pata bol sakunga nahi
Jo samjhe mujhe ideal
Unhe baaki kisse to pata hi nahi
Haan Mujh me bhi kain hai khamiyan bhari
Ajar lagta haj ki sirf padhna hi hai sab
To aao aaj bataoon ek hakikat badi
Is Buddhimaan ne bhi hai kimat chukai
Kyunki paanchvi tak tha iska koi dost nahi

Na thi ye unki galti samay hi tab kuch aisa tha
Na bolna thik se aata aur sabse samajhdaar mai khud ko kehta tha
Agar koi pass bhi bulata to
Jakar phche wapas mai akele baitha rehta tha.

Fir ek din ek ladha aaya samne
Wo bola kya hua, zara bata tu itminan se
Par kya hai tere muh me to aawaz hi nahi hai
Zara jaake wapas kitab lele apne haath me
Aur laga bhura jab dekh use
Puri class hasi thi mere haal pe.

Us din maine bhi muh khola
Shayad pehli baar kisi ko maine kuch bola
Jo baton-baton me uski pol ko maine khola,
Fir hasi piri class us hi par
Aur agle char din tak shayad sharam ke maare wo na soya

Haan na tum bolo mujhse kyunki mai to shayar hoon
Na sochna ladne ke bare me ye soch ke ki mai to ghaya hoon.
Kyonki agar tum ho sher to mai bhi
Pura vampire hoon.
Haan bola usko maine tu kya mujh ko bol raha hai
Apni kabar apne hi hathon tu to khod raha hai
Jisko tu apni gf hai batata
Boloon kya usko ki tu
Ek saath uski char doston ke sapne bo raha hai.

Haan ye sun uska chehra pada lal
Bola ki tu to jhooth bol hi taha hai saaf
Mai bola chup reh kynki hai wo hoon
Jo agar padhne pe aaye to padhe puri kitab
Jo mai boloon to seedha maroon head shot
Kyunki aati nahi mujhe gumake karni baat.

Haan us din jaise badla meri zindagi ka plan
Aaya Prashant me pass aur bola
Tu aajse usme jise kehte apun ki gang

Par maine bas rakha uske shoulder pe haath
Aur kaha na banna mujhe a member of teri gang
Hoon kavi mai aur bas dhoon raha hoon apna chain
Agar karna hi hitha to bina warning ke hi karte hum gang bang
Ja bata ki maze kare ,khushi manaye ,celebrate kare,
And
Agar kalam hota mere haath me to bina auzaar ke hi mai fadoon dushman ki Gand.