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     "I'm going to hope you know why I called you in for a small meeting... Stache." Silent states while glancing awkwardly between me and a supposed tablet. I look down at the ground, then back at him whilst trying to come up with a "Silent-esque" response. God he knows me and Sally...aren't the- well- brightest researchers for working on a satellite with the Showrunner of the ENTIRE Blunderdome, and his assistant that he is "not in a relationship with". She...isn't in this meeting though, what did I even do to piss him off; isn't he supposed to be quiet on these types of things?

     "N- no sir...I don't know why you wanted a private discussion with me..." I mumble, glancing confusingly at him. Silent just looks at me with a straight face and goes back to looking back down at the tablet on the table.

     "Well...according to some, lets say...interesting history on your account...that I am very much so confused as to why-" Silent says before pausing, "Lets just cut to the case Stache; why the HELL were you on BlunderArt looking at, I- I don't even want to say this...FETISH ART OF OUR SPECIES!?!" "And...not to forget the god awful Tweets I found on your Blunderbook account, did you really think I wouldn't look into your online footprint?" Silent noted while observing the room.

"...Oh Shi-"

"That wasn't me I swea-"

     "Stache can you shut the fuck up- I literally went through your search history and found Digi inflation art...not to mention the tweets you made simping over her." Silent somehow calmly says while having the most disgusted look on his face even though us Fall Guys only have two eyes to express ourselves with for facial details. 

Silent slides the tablet over to me, which showcases my entire Blunderbook account. "In my humble opinion, as lead Showrunner of Fall Guys...god are we still using the Ultimate Knockout slogan- whatever- I have the right to fire you over viewing NSFW material during work hours as well as simping over one of my colleges."

...

"And that's how I got fired from my job, we are no longer gaming on the Satellite fellow beans..."

What the fuck is Sally going to do now- I haven't seen her after we went to that Lost City place-

also Digi is still hot; I don't care what Silent says, he can go jump into the Slime for all I care.

-Stache

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