(Creatix [Authors Note Nickname]: I'm so sorry for this, one of my IRL friends wrote this in a Discord DM- and I told them that I was going to put it here.)

     Silent was doing some solo matches on Fall Guys because he was feeling different like nobody understood him. Many other Fall Guys were like, "Ayy bro....why you on Dizzy Heights with us home invader....you the Showrunner." Banana, another Fall Guy, was deeply in love with Silent, but he never noticed him since he was part yellow team. All the homies know you can't date a yellow team member. Even though Silent paid no attention to Banana, he would still try and get his attention.

     Silent was a lone wolf and both of them were outcasts, since he was the Showrunner and Banana was technically part of yellow team.

     One day, while on like I don't know- one of Digi's trash creative maps/Digi Trek, Banana came up to Silent and kissed him. Both were shocked since, well, how do Fall Guys even kiss if they have no mouth and eat through their feet? Banana started kicking Silent more which somehow according to Blunderdome logic, means you're kissing another Fall Guy.

     Silent felt like he was deeply in love with him. Both of them would be outcasts together! During their relationship, they got closer together....and became "silly".

They somehow had a kid-

     Even though it's like canon that Fall Guys pop into existence and are fully grown, Silent and Banana had a kid. Both of them sadly agreed that their kid was a woman, like Digi, and somehow ugly, since it became "Blind-core" and also yellow team. They then went over to Slime Climb and pushed their kid off of the ledge.

     They lived happily ever after being Fall Gay together in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay.

Image of them being very Fall Gay together.

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