(y/n narrator)

    I was just gaming, playing Fall Gays of course- but I heard a "woo" coming from my window. As a average, stupid y/n stereotype, I of course went to open the door. There was a gay Fall Guy standing in my doorway holding a BIG YEETUS???? HOW THE HELL IS IT HOLDING IT- AND WHY??? it said this exact sentence, while holding the Yeetus and a phone.

     "Hey Blunderdome fam, today we are committing a crime called 'breaking and entering'....uhhhh idk what it means but y'all told me in the comments- so like."

     The last thing I remember before absolutely getting smacked directly in the face by a Yeetus was their appearance, which looked like your average 2019 Gacha kid but as a Fall Guy and not weird. For some reason they also REALLY wanted my gaming setup.

like idk a day later please send help- /j

     I don't really remember much from after being knocked unconscious, other than the song "And So We Fall" by The Stupendium being played full blast for what felt like 10 hours long. I feel like that....kid- is either someone who listens to that artist religiously or stumbled upon it and though it was a banger. ((Do Fall Guys even age? [they don't])) I don't think this Fall Guy...or girl- I really cant tell, is okay mentally- considering how long they played the song for-

https://youtu.be/ESk47Idv138

the song in case you've never heard of it-

     Not even a minute later after I woke up, the Fall Guy (which told me that they were Neo) told me that they "gotta fall, see ya-" and just ran out of my house.

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     They didn't even do well on the game- like I would have thought that they like- won at least a single crown, but they ended up using all my Showbucks.

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