It was finally the end of the week and everything had seemed to go back to normal. Well as normal as it could with the entire class knowing that Kaminari was actually a highly trained agent placed in their class to investigate them and their classmates.

"So who did you first think it was?" Mina asked. It was Friday night and the Bakusquad and Izuku were all sitting in the living room.

Kaminari was laying on the couch with Izuku laying on his chest, absently playing with his fingers. "You don't want to know that." Kaminari answered, more than hesitant to tell them all of the suspects he had had over the years.

"No, trust me, I totally want to know." Mina said with excitement sparking in her eyes.

With a heavy sigh, Kaminari gave in. "You all have to promise not to get mad at me or go around telling the others. I don't think I'm necessarily allowed to talk about this stuff with you guys, but I kind of owe you." He said, thinking about the fact that he had been lying to his closest friends for three years.

"Promise!" Mina said excitedly.

"Of course we wont go around to the others." Kirishima said with a nod. Bakugou was leaning back against one of the other couches with Kirishima leaning back against his chest.

"Yeah, what he said." Bakugou said, not really paying attention. He was more focused on his boyfriend's hair.

"Promise dude." Sero spoke up. He was on the couch that Bakugou and Kirishima were leaning against, just a little further down. Mina had her feet on his lap thinking about the fact that over half the squad were in relationships. Somehow she was actually lose to, Kirishima, Bakugou, and Kaminari. She couldn't believe it.

She made a mental note to text Uraraka later.

"Well immediately, Bakugou had raised a few red flags, but it was too obvious ya know? There's no way a villain would go undercover just to act like that." Kaminari said, distracting himself with Izuku's curls as he talked.

"You thought I was the traitor?!" Bakugou asked, suddenly paying full attention.

"No, you just raised red flags. I never seriously suspected you. I was a bit worried that the traitor would see your attitude as a good gateway to villainy and try and get you to join them though." He explained, even more worried for what he was about to reveal.

"You ass! You thought it was me, didn't you?" Kirishima said, crossing his arms and pouting slightly.

Kaminari sent him an apologetic look. "I mean, why else would you try and befriend that?" He asked, pointing at the anger blond behind Kirishima.

"Because I thought he was manly!" Kirishima argued.

"I didn't know you, how was I ever supposed to come to that conclusion?! Plus there was the whole, completely changing yourself for high school thing, it raised suspicion slightly." Kaminari said, trying to defend himself.

"Wait, how do you know about that?" Mina asked. Kirishima had never told the squad, Mina knew because she went to middle school with him. Bakugou knew that Kirishima was dying his hair, but he didn't think too much of it.

"I'm a spy that UA hired to find a potential traitor. Of course I know what you all looked like in middle school. I know how you acted too." He added, sending a glare at Bakugou.

Izuku lightly flicked his forehead, silently telling him to drop it. He was over middle school and really didn't want to revisit it, especially since things between him and his childhood friend were going so well lately.

"So how much to you actually know about everyone here?" Mina asked suspiciously. She wanted the tea on all her classmates.

Kaminari hugged Izuku close to him before responding. "A lot more than I want too." He answered truthfully.

Mina squealed in delight. "You've got to spill everything!" She exclaimed.

Kaminari just sent her a deadpanned look. "I can't do that. After this week I'm already on thin ice, if Nezu finds out I was giving away everyone's personal secrets I'd be out faster than you could say plus ultra."

"What if we all promise not to tell? And you just tell us small stuff that doesn't even matter for the... investigation thing?" She asked, desperate for some gossip. Even if she couldn't spread it, she needed to know it.

"Mina-" He started with a sigh.

"Please? Pretty, pretty please?" She begged.

"Fine, but just stupid stuff and you aren't allowed to tell anyone, got it?" He asked with a stern look. Everyone nodded.

"Who do you wanna know about?" He asked, completely defeated.

Mina's eyes lit up as she searched the room. "How about Tokoyami? Know one seems to know a lot about that dude." She pointed out.

Kaminari craned his neck to catch a glimpse of his classmate eating grapes while talking with Dark Shadow. With a shrug he offered up information. "He's got a huge crush on Ausi."

Mina gasped. "How do you know that?!" She asked. Usually she was the one in the friend group to pick up on stuff like that and she had no idea.

"I'm really observant and have training in reading body language and subtle movements. I've picked up on it when he talks to her." He said causally.

"I'm never gonna get used to the fact that you're a genius." Sero mumbled.

"So wait, does that mean you know everyone's crushes?" Mina asked while nearly overflowing in excitement.

"Vaguely, yes." Kaminari confirmed.

"Did you just fucking say 'vaguely'?" Bakugou spoke up.

"I didn't know he knew what that meant." Kirishima muttered to himself.

"You guys want to see something cool?" Izuku asked suddenly, sitting up on Kaminari's lap.

"Always dude." Kirishima said with a nod.

Izuku pulled his phone out of his back pocket and pulled up his calculator. "Hey Kami?" He asked sweetly.

"I know what you're doing bunny." He said with a playful smile.

Izuku smiled back and randomly hit buttons on his screen. "Six hundred forty two thousand, eight hundred ninety seven, times six hundred fifty four thousand, eight hundred twenty one." (642,897 x 654,821)

Instantly Kaminari answered with, "four hundred twenty trillion, nine hundred eighty two million, four hundred fifty six thousand, four hundred thirty seven." (420,982,456,437)

All of their friend's jaws dropped.

"Cool, right? That's how I first found out he was crazy smart." Izuku said with a proud smile.

"How the hell?..." Mina asked.

"I'm smart I guess, I don't know how. I just have kind of always been like this." Kaminari said embarrassed. He preferred when all his friends thought he was an absolute idiot.

"How the fuck did Deku figure it out before all of us? They weren't even actually dating!" Bakugou said, throwing his hands up in frustration.

Izuku shrugged, settling back down against his boyfriend's chest. "He offered to help me with math homework and I got suspicious. I asked him if I could just ask him question to try and pull of the whole fake relationship thing, which he agreed to, and then I rapid fired off normal questions until he was answering without thinking, then slipped in a crazy multiplication one that he answered without hesitation." He explained like it was a normal Friday night activity.

"Look at that, the two geniuses found each other." Mina cooed like a proud mother hen.

Izuku's face went red at her words. "I-I'm not a genius!"

"Not in the traditional sense," Kaminari agreed. "But you have an amazing analytical mind. You're always analyzing and thinking through every possible outcome to find the best option. The fact you can do that with no training is fucking dope."

"Yup, that's still dunce face. In case anyone was wondering." Bakugou said with an eye roll.

"He goes from 'analytical' to 'dope' in a matter of five seconds. What the fuck?" Sero asked while trying to suppress his laughter.

"Shut up guys." Kaminari whined. "My actual personality and the cover I was given have blended together and now I'm just as confused as you."

"You don't know what your own personality is?" Mina asked with a raised brow.

"It's not that, it's just the two have blended together and now it's all just a jumble of memes and pi digits." He explained.

"The was the most Kaminari, smart, thing I've ever heard." Kirishima whispered in awe.

"Thanks bro." Kaminari said with a wide grin.

"Anytime dude."