Imagine an ugly prince,
Apparently he was so ugly
Whoever looked at him would wince.

But this tale did go wrong,
The ugliness was misplaced.
So take a seat, this may be long.

I'm sure you all know a basic lick
Of beauty and the beast. But it wasn't just the beast, that made people sick.

It all started, you see,
With a young lady,
Who's name was Beauty.

But beauty wasn't fair,
She actually was rather ugly,
Her entire face was covered with hair.

She had one massive horn
That grew atop her head It poked a hole, though the wall in the morn.

Her feet were the size
Of huge tracker tires.
Her height continues to rise.

So, when she met the beast,
It was love at first sight,
They had a grand feast.

When she gave him a smooch
He transformed into a handsome prince.
Whilst she still smelled like wet pooch.

So again she planted a kiss on his cheek,
But because her breath was so bad,
His knees began to feel weak.

They still got married, but
They would never have kids,
They don't want their child to be a mutt.

Human crossed with Minotaur
Probably won't work out well,
Even if you wish on a shooting star.

Thanks for reading! If you have any suggestions or anything please do comment them, I love hearing your feedback! Also please note this poem was meant to be funny and I really hope no one takes offense to it, I promise I wasn't poking fun at anyone.