Chapter VIII The Smart Man and the Smart Bird 2
These three people are also nearly a hundred years old. At this time, the ten-year-old child touched his head and called his younger brother. One by one, he wanted to cry, he wanted to cry without tears, he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh, and he really couldn't cry.
Yu Xiao smiled, "The first time I met, my little brother, I didn't give anything to the three younger brothers, so let me ask the three younger brothers for a bar."
He said, took out the small gourd, smiled and said, "What about this? It is the treasure of Grandpa Shanhai, and it contains a lot of wine, all of which are produced by our proud people. I invite you to have a drink. Hey, second brother ... "
The little confused fairy was noisy in his mind, and he didn't know what to think. He heard the second brother, but he didn't respond at all.
When Yu Xiao saw that he didn't agree, he patted the top of his bald head with his hand, and then squeezed his distiller's nose, and said loudly, "Hey! Call me, second brother!"
The little confused fairy touched his nose and smiled bitterly: "What else do you want to do? Don't rectify us, even if we are afraid of you?"
Yu Xiao smiled and said, "You, I said to you for drinking. You like drinking so much. I invite you to drink. It's also a meeting between our brothers. Hey, you won't drink without a cup. "
The little confused frowned and said, "Yes."
He said, took out three exquisite amber glasses, which were commonly used by their three brothers. They all liked to drink, so his wine glass was always inseparable from him.
Yu Xiao laughed: "I asked you to drink, didn't my elder brother say?"
He took three cups in one hand, then picked up the small gourd, meditated on the secret, and saw that Bai Lian slowly shot from the mouth of the gourd, and filled three delicate wine glasses.
Yu Xiao passed three glasses of wine to the three old men one by one, and laughed, "Drink, how about the wine made by our proud people?"
Three people, you look at me, I look at you, almost in the same voice: "What the hell do you want?"
Yu Xiao said, "Why? Please drink alcohol! Why do you think that my poison has been poisoned in the wine? It is true that this is not the case, and the good intentions are not reported! You can be regarded as a semi-immortal. Is there any poison in this wine? Not coming out? "
The three looked at each other, and then looked at the clear and fragrant wine, smelled it with their noses, and nodded.
Especially the small scum, the best to drink, this is the small scum, so at this time, I saw such a good wine, and this wine is indeed not poisonous, and it is indeed a good wine, but this child is too bad, Why was he suddenly invited to drink, he was still afraid of winning.
The little confused said: "If you have anything to say, don't play with us."
Yu Xiao smiled, "I'm fine, but I just want to ask three brothers for help. I'm going to Tiandi Mountain to find the nine cow noses of Tiandi Nine Son to learn Taoism, so that I can take revenge for my family, and you will accompany me. It 's enough to show me the way after a trip. Is this still difficult? "
The three of them were relieved and said secretly, "That's what happened."
Tan Tianxiao Haha laughed and said, "Are you going to worship? Haha, my cousin is one of the nine emperors of the Emperor. Haha Tao Tianxi, this is no problem, no problem."
He chuckled in his heart and said, "As long as you become an apprentice to my cousin and worship the Emperor Nine Sons as a master, then we are your elders, and this generation can come back again."
Yu Xiao tapped his head and said, "What are you happy about? I can tell you that I worship and return to worship. One yard is one yard. You still want to call me a big brother when you see me, understand?"
Tan Tian smiled and touched his head, and said secretly, "What exactly has happened to this boy? It's just a maggot in the stomach. I know everything I want."
Ye Fangshi said: "You want us to take you to Tiandi Mountain to worship, this is no problem, we can help you to talk about good things, we are friends with Tiandi Jiuzi, but I have a request, please also ... please also brother . "
Yu Xiao Yanran said: "Well, you say it."
Ye Fangshi immediately bitterly said, "Even if we beg you, please do n't tell us what you are doing today? If you do n't tell us, when we are only four of us, we still admit that you are the elder brother, just begging you Do n't call us to shame in public, do n't call us our brother in public, that 's all right. If you look at it, we beg you. This little request, I do n't know, can you agree?
The little confused fairy also begged: "Yeah, when we begged you, if you have any questions for us to help, we must help you still not? Just ask you to save face when there are many people, don't Tell me about it, don't call us younger, okay? "
Seeing the appearance of the three old men, Yu Xiao laughed secretly, stretched out his hand and patted the little confused head, and touched the white head of Ye Tianshi, and then talked about Tian Xiao's little braid. The three old men did not even move , Where dare to offend this little demon again, had to be happy with Yu Xiao, and called Yu Xiao to play, and accompanied him to laugh together.
The Jingjing bird smiled at the uncle, Yu Xiao glanced at Jing Jing and yelled, "Jing Jing, today's thing, if you say it, it will hurt my three little brothers, I will bake you and eat it. Did you hear that? "
Jingjing was so scared that she covered her beak with her wings, and she even said, "Ah, I know, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid you won't do it, brother, brother ..."
Yu Xiao smiled: "Three brothers, don't worry, I won't say. Except for the four of us, I'll tell the fifth person that I know, I'm the turtle king bastard, okay? Three brothers, please drink this cup, we are brothers. "
The three people kept thanking each other and said, "Brother, we drink, why don't you drink?"
Yu Xiao tapped on the head of the little confused fairy with her hand, and said with a smile: "You stupid you, I am a ten-year-old child, can I drink? You drink yours, why are you afraid of poison?"
The little confused fairy touched her head and said quickly: "Where, where, this wine is not poisonous, second brother, third ... oh no, third brother, fourth brother, let's do it."
The three bumped their glasses and drank the wine.
Yu Xiao laughed: "How is it? How is this wine?"
The little confused fairy praised: "Yeah, really good wine! Good wine!"
Yu Xiao proudly said: "Our proud people make good wine, but I made it myself. Since the three brothers like to drink, drink a few more glasses."
He picked up the small gourd and poured three glasses of wine for three people. The three people had no doubt this time, knowing that it was really good wine, and then dried again.
Yu Xiao smiled, "I'll invite three brothers for a few drinks. I'm absolutely generous as a big brother, and it's definitely enough for friends."
He filled three more glasses of wine. The three old men did not dry this time. They drank the wine slowly and tasted it slowly, sighing: "It's really good wine, why is this wine so delicious?"
Ye Fangshidao: "Yeah, big ... big brother, what is this wine made of?"
Yu Xiao proudly said, "I made this wine. This wine is not a kind of wine. It is a mixture of sorghum wine, wine, fruit and other things. Grandpa Shanhai delivered wine, and it was not a kind of wine. He could n't drink it and put it in the small gourd. He had all the wine in his gourd, any daughter was red, the bamboo leaves were green, etc. The wine is so messy and together, so the taste is different. "
Tan Tian laughed and said, "That's the case, it's really harmonious."
Yu Xiao mysteriously deliberately said, "And there is something special about this wine, so it tastes so good."
The three were in unison: "What is it?"
Yu Xiao laughed leisurely: "It's a horse urine urn, this wine is mixed with horse urine, so it tastes good ..."
He was talking, and the three were drinking, but Yu Xiao didn't expect that the delicious wine was made from horse urine, and the three of them vomited the wine almost at the same time!
The three of them leaned down and were disgusted for a long time. For a long time, Tantian laughed and jumped up first, angrily: "You! You're so mad at me, you play tricks on us again! Look at me not hit you!"
Ye Fangshi also took out the dust, and said angrily, "Third brother, press him, I will spank his ass!"
The little confused said: "Yes, teach him well! I am so angry!"
Yu Xiao repeatedly waved her hand: "Hey, hey, you have to rebel! I'm just kidding, you take it seriously? This wine is a good wine, I just describe the taste of the wine as the smell of horse urine, but not really mixed With horse urine, your ears may be faulty, and you can't be right if you don't hear clearly? "
The three people were so angry that they were really furious. If anyone in this world could anger them, that person must be the child.
Yu Xiao smiled and said, "This wine is clean. I describe the wine as something like horse urine. It 's just delicious. Besides, this is my grandpa's wine gourd. He likes drinking. How can I What about it? Well, what's so good about you? It's three old confused, see, how good wine is wasted, come, brother, I'll pour a glass for you. "
The three men dared to drink again and waved their hands again and again, they were afraid of this bad and ghostly child.
Yu Xiao was not too reluctant, he laughed and said, "Let's get on the road."
Tan Tian smiled: "I said, if you want to worship the teacher, you can't be so naughty anymore. Under the gate of Tiandi Mountain Yuqing, the rules are strict. If you are mischievous, then we can't help you."
Ye Fangshi said: "Also, you have to worship the teacher. The etiquette of worship is still indispensable. You must kneel and kneel. This is a must."
Yu Xiao laughed and said, "I want to worship, I don't have to scratch my head, they will accept me."
The small confused fairy sighed: "Are you sick? Crazy? Who worships the teacher and does n't scratch his head, that master can accept it? Although we will give you a guarantor, recommend you to go and introduce you, but if you are a teacher, No, we can't help you! "
Yu Xiao smiled, "Three brothers don't have to worry about this, the mountain people have their own tricks!"
Ye Fangshi was shocked: "You do n't need a hoe to worship a teacher? I do n't believe in killing it! It 's a trick, it 's not good at all! Etiquette is essential!"
Yu Xiao laughed and said, "Why, are you still not convinced? Should we make another bet?"
When the three of them heard it, they bet, each one shaking like a rattle, this time they were really afraid of this little magic star.
Yu Xiao smiled, "You may wish to bet again. If I lose, I will not be your elder brother. Are you optimistic?"
Light immediately appeared in the eyes of the three, and they all chorused, "Really?"
Yu Xiao laughed leisurely: "Of course it is true, but if I win, I won't be your elder brother, I will be your grandpa, do you say OK?"
"Ah ... ah ..."
The three were just full of joy, and just wanted to make this bet, but after hearing this, each of them opened their mouths in amazement, and they didn't dare answer.
Yu Xiao smiled, "Why, don't you want to win me? How about we bet?"
Halfway, Tan Tianxiao coughed, hehe laughed: "Hehe hehehe, I hate gambling the most. Since then, my old people have stopped gambling, no longer gambling, I'm sorry, I can't be accompanied."
The little confused fairy smiled awkwardly: "Yeah, you ... we are very satisfied with being your elder brother, then ... you don't need to bet anymore."
Yu Xiao smiled, "I said the third brother, aren't you fortune tellers? You can count first, and then we bet. If I ca n't avoid the gimmicks, then I will lose. If I do n't hoe, I can still worship the teachers. Then I will win, you can calculate first, the unidentified prophet, after you have the unidentified prophet, let us bet, you say this is fair. "
Ye Fangshi's face turned red. Although Yu Xiao's tone was so big, he didn't believe it, but if he gambled again, he was really afraid. He knew that the child was so scheming, in case he really wanted to worship the teacher without a hoe. Then he lost, but he will be the child's grandson. This is simply ridiculous. How can he lose?
But he knew that he had bet several times in a row, and each time he planted it in the child's hands, he was really not sure that he could win this ghostly child.
Thinking again and again, I think it's better not to gamble, because he really can't afford to gamble and can't lose.
Ye Fangshi smiled awkwardly, and continued to say, "Hey, my grandmother told me since I was a kid that gambling is not a good boy. I hate gambling the most, so I won't gamble with you."
Yu Xiao laughed and said secretly, "How about, be afraid, call you guys one by one, now you know how powerful I am."
Yu Xiao looked at the three and sneered: "Forget your acquaintances, and you wait and see. I don't need to scratch my head, so I can worship. Then you will know how great I am!"
He pondered for a while, and then said, "The three of you are waiting for me, don't go away. If you run away one by one, don't blame me everywhere. It's you who shame on you."
Tan Tianxiao said again and again: "Rest assured, we promised to take you to Tiandi Mountain, and we will not break our word."
Yu Xiao said: "I'll get ready first, I'll say a few words to my bird, you are not allowed to eavesdrop!"
He said, walking alone for fifty or sixty feet, and seeing that they were far away, the three of them couldn't hear, so he put Jing Jing Bird in his palm and said to Jing Jing Bird: "Jing Jing, I need Go to Tiandi Mountain to worship, but our proud people pay most attention to self-esteem. We will never bow to our knees and worship others, but worship must have a hoe, but I ca n't hoe, and I ca n't do things that humiliate the human dignity. If you are not obedient, and I ca n't worship, then there is no way to report this bloody hatred, you know? "
Jingjing Bird is a divine bird who understands everything, saying again and again: "Understand, understand, Jingjing understand, you say it, you say it."
Yu Xiao said gently, "Jingjing, don't you memorize the mountains and seas?"
Jing Jing said: "Yes, yes, I can remember them all."
Yu Xiao smiled and said, "That's good. When I'm going to worship, you just need to say to Heaven Emperor Jiuzi, 'Let me scratch my head and worship the teacher, I'll say goodbye', when we're leaving, you Then, just read the contents of the Shan Hai Jing aloud, understand? "
Jingjing said: "Understand, rest assured, I understand."
Yu Xiao said: "So that they can understand clearly, when you memorize the classics of mountains and seas, just recite them like this. You say, what is the classics of the mountains and seas overseas, what are the classics of the seas, be sure to call out the three words at the beginning of this classic. Let them know that you are carrying the classics of mountains and seas. "
Jingjing Bird smiled with her wings over her mouth, "quack, quack, you bad Yuxiao, I understand, I understand."
Yu Xiao laughed: "Also, in order not to let those people find the rare and strange beasts according to the contents of Shan Hai Jing, and to find those treasures, you start memorizing from Shan Hai Jing Overseas Classics. It is okay to carry them so far overseas. Well, that 's it. Begin to recite from the first sutra overseas, that is, recite from the south sutra overseas, understand? "
Jing Jing couldn't help saying: "Quack, understand, understand."
Yu Xiao knocked on its beak and said, "Don't be busy, I haven't finished it yet. Remember, if you carry it on your back, you will have one or two on your back in a month. Maybe you have all your backs. I told you to carry them. Can you memorize, okay? And if you want to memorize, you must memorize it first. I do n't know the word. If there is a treasure in the scripture, let 's remove it. No matter what, we ca n't call it. People follow the instructions of Shan Hai Jing to hurt those precious animals. Otherwise, Grandpa Shan Hai will blame me. We will set it up. If you carry one in a single month, and two in a double month, you will only refer to one. In March, May, July, September and November, you will carry one in the past few months, and you will carry two in the remaining month. In this case, you can only carry eighteen in a year. In ten years, I can carry two hundred or so articles, so many mountains and seas, and at least I have to memorize them for decades, and maybe not in ten years, I can learn Taoism well, at all times, You can get revenge, and you don't have to memorize them. "
Jing Jing couldn't help saying, "I understand, I understand."
Yu Xiao urged again: "Remember, my good Jingjing, if you do n't do as I say, maybe I really want to bake you and eat it, I wo n't get revenge, I 'm alive and boring, wait for the After you bake and eat, I commit suicide. "
Jing Jing said again and again: "Don't, don't, Jing Jing understands. I listen to you, listen to you. When you want to leave, I will carry the South and South Sea Scriptures, and carry one for each month and two for each month. Articles come back, 18 times a year, others tell me not to carry me, do n't memorize, only if you tell me to carry me, do n't you? "
Yu Xiao happily hugged Jing Jing's small mouth and kissed it, touching the Jing Jing's feather, and praised: "You are really the world's smartest bird ... Oh, no ... it's smarter than people, that's it! "
He secretly made up his mind and told the Jingjing bird that he was relieved.
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