Chapter Eight

After studying for a long time, Sanxian felt that Yu Xiao would definitely lose, and he couldn't feel that there was no place where he could win clearly, which is incredible.

But Yu Xiao had an idea for a long time. In fact, he already had a countermeasure when he cheated on this celestial mirror.

Ye Fangshidao: "Hey, I ask you, have you said that, as long as the celestial mirror is true, so that you can see what happened before, you lost the Qiankun bag to me?"

Yu Xiao smiled slightly, "Yeah, I said it. I have faith and I always talk."

Ye Fangshi said: "Okay, then I will ask you again, is this celestial mirror real? Did you see what happened before? Did you understand what happened to the proud people after you left?"

As soon as Yu Xiao heard the tragedy of the proud people, her face fainted again, but she nodded and said, "Yes, the celestial mirror really is true. If it is replaced, I also know what happened to the proud people."

Ye Fangshi breathed a sigh of relief, and saw that Yu Xiao hadn't resisted, and secretly rejoiced, saying, "This will not end. Since the celestial mirror is true, you have also seen the past, which does not prove that you lose Is it time for you to lose me the bag, isn't it right? "

Tan Tianxiao also said: "Yeah, my second brother won it."

The little confused fairy sipped her wine and said, "That is, you have acknowledged it yourself. What else is there to say and what is so quibble?"

Yu Xiao laughed loudly, and then said: "Don't call the old man the eldest brother, the fortune teller the second brother, and then call my elder brother. From then on, the old man is the second child and the fortune teller is the third child, What about you, little lunatic, you are the fourth brother. "

The three old men with beards raised their beards again, and the little confused jumped up and said, "Tell you, I'm a little confused, not old!"

"I'm not a fortune teller! I'm a god who knows destiny!"

"I'm not a lunatic, I'm just talking about laughter, you stinky kid is awful."

Yu Xiao waved her hand and said, "If you have it, don't explain it. You call yourself a little confused, then I ask you, who are we?"

"Crap, of course I'm older!"

"It doesn't matter. Since you are older than me, you prove to be older than me, so what's wrong with calling me old?"

The little confused impressed Yu Xiao with a strong glance at Yu Xiao and said secretly, "How old is this child, is this a ten-year-old? It's just incredible."

Yu Xiao looked at the three of them and laughed, "It's time for me to ask you. Did I say that when I borrowed the mirror, I have to use it twice. For the first time, I will look at it first, and the second time. Let me check if what happened is true. Did you lie to me, right? "

The three men groaned for a moment and nodded, "Yeah ..."

Yu Xiao laughed: "If you don't have it, it will prove that I won!"

The three of them almost all jumped up, and Tan Tianxiao said the first: "How can you count this as a win? What do you say?"

The little confused said: "That's why I'm getting more and more confused."

Yu Xiao laughed: "You're old and confused, that's strange."

Ye Fangshi frowned: "This ... Does this count as a win? What do you mean? I don't understand."

Yu Xiao laughed and said, "Don't understand yet? It's three old confused! Okay, I'll explain it to you. That means that I have to take a look at what happened to the proud people with a celestial mirror twice. If I use it once, and the second time I am useless, that is to say, there is no need to count what I say, because what I said is used twice, not once. Since I am useless the second time, you say, Why did I lose? "

"Ah ... ah ... ah ..."

The three of them all opened their mouths and could not close for a long time. They never thought that this sentence had a different purpose.

Ye Fangshi only smiled bitterly, took out the celestial mirror and handed it to Yu Xiaodao: "Then ... then you can check it again."

Yu Xiao took the celestial mirror, looked at the celestial mirror, sneered, then threw it away, and threw it into the mud, and laughed: "Since the celestial mirror is true, the first time I saw it I believe it, why bother watching it a second time? Sorry, I'm not interested to see it again! "

Ye Fangshi hurriedly jumped over and picked up the celestial mirror, angrily said: "You again ..." As soon as his voice fell, a smiley face appeared immediately, and said with a smile: "Little ... Xiao Yuxiao, you look Just once ... "

Yu Xiao gave a haha ​​and said coldly, "I have seen it once and I believe it. Your celestial mirror is real. Why look at it a second time? So, as long as I do n't look at the second time, I do n't even If I lose to you, I 've won this bet. You can say right or wrong in conscience. Who won this bet? "

Ye Fangshi said bitterly: "Then you just have to look at it once more. If you look at it once more, won't I win?"

Yu Xiao sneered: "When we bet, it didn't seem that I had to watch the second time, right? Since I didn't say that, then it proves that the celestial mirror is seen twice and once is what I say, since I said Well, then I choose to watch it once, that is to say, I only watch it once, but not the second time, as long as I do n't watch the second time, then I ca n't count if I just bet, I 'm not losing, my luck The bag did not lose to you, do you accept this? "

The three old men, look at me, I look at you, one by one with a bitter face, like a toad stuffed in the mouth, only to know from the beginning that the child had been accounted for.

Ye Fangshi laughed with companionship: "Hey, hey, yes ... you ... you won, Qiankun bag did you lose to me, isn't it okay if I don't want it? Hey, hey, we three have something to do, this I said goodbye, hey, goodbye ... "

He is going to leave this vaguely and wants to go away.

I heard Yu Xiao sneer and said, "Well, let's go. At that time, I will say that there are three old scammers in the world, one old confused, one fortune teller, one crazy idiot. , Teaming up to bully a ten-year-old child, and lost the pledge, he was so lucky, haha, haha, it 's so funny, funny, someone is going to be a tortoise ... "

The three people couldn't help crying and daring to go there, and the little confused also laughed: "Hey, little ... Yu Xiao, let's lose, it's not enough to plant it in your hands. So, what do you want, we all have Promise you, aren't you trying to get revenge? Should we take you as an apprentice, preach your Taoism, and let you learn martial arts to avenge your parents? "

Yu Xiao pushed the little confused with her hand and yelled, "Go and go, please keep a distance with me, hum, the people of this world are insidious. What do you three do to kill me if you are afraid to spread it later? Stay away from me. I will run when you lose your conscience and want to kill me ... "

Tan Tian jumped up with a smile and cursed, "Fart, fart, and dog stinking fart. We are righteous people. How can we kill you? Who do you think we are?"

"That is, all three of us are good people. How can we do that kind of shameless thing?"

Yu Xiao said: "The human heart is separated by the belly, and I don't know how to do things. How do I know if you have this idea? This is called just in case. Be careful, as the saying goes, be careful to sail a thousand years ship. This is the truth. You Stay away from me, and when I run away, I will run away, so I wo n't be hit by your poisonous hands. "

The three old men all shook their heads and smiled bitterly. I did not expect that the ten-year-old had planned everything.

Ye Fangdao said, "So, shall we accept you as a disciple?"

Yu Xiao sneered at the three of them and sneered, "What are you three capable of? You have said it yourself, I am afraid that you are not the opponents of the monsters. None of your masters is your opponent. How can the disciples you teach be better? Go? I just learned all your skills, and it 's useless, not to mention, I 've seen the three of you, one is a drunkard, confused, and the other is fortune-telling, nervous, and There is one, the IQ is only as big as me, crazy, so, I think the nickname will give you three changes, and your drunkard is called muddy drunk, and you are called Nervous Ye Fangshi, as for you, you are called a stupid fool idiot ... "

The three popular places turned around for a few times, and the irony really couldn't lift their heads, and Tan Tian smiled bitterly and said, "The three of us are really unlucky when we meet you. Brother, it's all your fault, you. How is it calculated? "

Ye Fangshi also cried with a sad face, "Do you think I am willing? I'm going to be mad at him!"

The little confused fairy said with a frustrated face: "Come on, don't blame each other. Tell someone a good thing. Otherwise, my elder brother will become the second elder brother. Let's call my elder brother!"

Tan Tianxiao was full of laughter. He came to Yu Xiao and laughed, "Hey, hey, Yu Xiao, as long as you promised not to be our elder brother, that gambling just now doesn't count, this ... this is for you, OK?" ? "

He said, shaking his rattle in his hand. Yu Xiao didn't even look at it, and waved, "Go and go, while playing, who's rare this thing."

Ye Fangshi also smiled to himself: "Hey, Yu Xiao, as long as you promise not to gamble, then ... I will lose to you that day."

He was ruthless, in fact, he really couldn't bear it, but if he admitted to such a ten-year-old child as a big brother for nothing, wouldn't he be laughed at by the world? Therefore, he would rather lose the celestial mirror than admit Yu Xiao as the elder brother.

Who knows that Yu Xiao looked at the astronomical mirror, and regarded the astronomical mirror of one of the top ten treasures in the world as trash, sneer: "Who is this rare thing? Don't say that the astronomical mirror is not in my eyes. All ten artifacts are given to me, and I am not rare. If you have the ability to save my father and mother, I will give you all the ten treasures! If you ca n't save my father and mother, even if all the babies in the world are given to me, I'm not rare! Go and go, take away, don't dangle this broken mirror in front of me ... "

The little confused sighed and smiled: "I said, shall we discuss something?"

Yu Xiao waved her hand and said, "Now, I just ask you one sentence. Just now we made a bet and said that if you lose, you will listen to me, and I will be your little brother. Remember this sentence?"

The three of them nodded in tears and laughed, Yu Xiao continued: "Now I win, do you want to keep your promise? Don't forget, whether we are in the form of bets for children or for adults, we can all do it, you If I ca n't count, I ca n't help it. Then you 'll be the turtle king bastard, and then according to your own words, the car is cracked, the horse is stepped on, you have to die, are you right? "

The three were almost crying. Now they understand everything, and the child has calculated everything. From the moment he used the mirror, the child set a trap. As a result, not only he used the mirror for nothing. Instead, they lost again. The loser had to call the kid the eldest brother, which was almost deadlocked.

Yu Xiao proudly said, "Me, nothing is rare. You don't have the ability to save my parents, but you are all free from talks. Now, I will ask you if you can count?"

The three of them cried and nodded.

Yu Xiaoyou said: "Since the calculation, what are you waiting for? You ca n't call a big brother soon? But give me a gimmick, and it will be avoided. One is that you are all so old, and then we are proud of everyone. Equality, I do n't like this custom, so I 'll spare you the gimmicks, but do n't you call your brother? "

The three wanted to cry and laugh, but fortunately Yu Xiao didn't tell them to salute, otherwise, they would be ashamed and even hit their heads.

Yu Xiao waved her hand and said, "Come here, little confused, come here and see the elder brother. From then on, you are my second brother. Come, come and meet the elder brother."

Little confused, helpless, opened his mouth for a long time, finally blushing and squeezed out three words: "Yu Xiao brother ..."

Yu Xiao smiled secretly and said secretly, "I'm not going to rectify you, and see how high you gods are. I'm angry. I want to lie to my baby, hum, ridiculous, do you think I'm a fool?"

Yu Xiao pretended not to hear, and frowned, "What? I didn't hear, sorry, my ears are not good, louder, louder!"

The little confused fairy was about to cry, and exclaimed, "Brother!"

The voice was really loud, Yu Xiao covered her ears and said angrily, "What are you doing? I'm not deaf, what are you arguing about? Come, my third brother, come and see the older brother."

Ye Fangshi is the same. Only frowning and sighing and frustration are left. If he was given a choice, he would rather lose the celestial mirror than meet the magic star.

Ye Fangshi also called Brother Brother with anger, Yu Xiao nodded with satisfaction, then beckoned and called Tan Tianxiao over.

Talking about laughter and helplessness, I can't help complaining: "I said no, you want to bet, who told you to be cheap and want someone's Qiankun bag. This is good. deficit......"

Yu Xiao held back a smile, and said, "Okay, okay, fourth brother, please be happy to see your elder brother, why don't you look at you, come here ..."

Tan Tianxiao cried and said, "Big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother Xiao, are you satisfied?"

Yu Xiao was teased and laughed, then jumped up, and touched the head of Tianxiao with her hand, and then touched the head of Xiaoduxian and Ye Fangshi, and deliberately coughed her chin without a beard. Two beeps, the old-fashioned old-fashioned saying: "Well, very good, very good, three little brothers, big brother is very happy, you are very good, good ..."