It was a nice day in Fiore as a pink haired man, blue cat and white haired boy were at a station as the man was laying on his stomach

Zander "daddy come on we're in hargeon!"

Conducter "is he alright?"

Kasai (sick) "kill me"

Happy "oh yeah he always gets like this" Zander and Happy step out of the train

Zander "if our info is correct than salamander is here, right?" they look to see the train leaving as Kasai cries out the window

Zander and Happy "uh oh"

Zander "we'll let's go explore while we wait for daddy"

Happy "Aye" he gets on Zander's shoulder as Zander skips around town and sees a blonde lady grumble out of a store

Zander "hmm" he enters the shop and peeks over the counter

Zander "hi, do you know why that pretty lady stormed out of here?"

Man "she was mad at the price of this gate key I have for sale"

Happy "how much is it?"

Man "20,000 jewel" Zander puts some jewel on the counter

Zander "I'll take it" the scene changes to them walking through down as Zander hears girls squealing as he sees them crowding a purple haired man

Bora "ladies there's enough of me to go around" Zander sees the blonde lady with heart eyes go to the man as Kasai bursts through the crowd

Kasai "Igneel it's me!" he looks at the man and blinks

Kasai "who the heck are you?" the girls best up Kasai as Lucy snaps out of her trance

Bora "now now girls I'm sure he didn't mean it" he writes his autograph and gives it to Zander

Bora "here little guy, now you can brag to your friends you met the great salamander" Zander blows a raspberry and burns the autograph

Bora "rude, anyway I must be leaving, but you're all welcome on my boat tonight for my party" he snaps his fingers and uses fire to fly away

Zander "stupid meanie" he gets picked up and hugged into something soft

Lucy "aw aren't you just the cutest thing ever!"

Zander (muffled) "pretty"

Lucy "what's a little cutie like you doing here?"

Zander (muffled) "I'm with my daddy" he points at Kasai as Lucy has a blank stare

Lucy "don't worry sweetie, I'll save you from this deadbeat"

Kasai "what'd you call me blondie?!"

Lucy "you heard me, there's no way you're this cutie pies dad!"

Kasai "yes I am!"

Lucy "he looks nothing like you!"

Kasai "he gets his hair from his mom!"

Lucy "sweetie, if you come stay with me, I'll be a good mommy and give you lots of love" Kasai hugs Zander close to him

Kasai "he's my son and yes staying with me!"

Happy "aye!"

Lucy "hmph fine, at least let me treat you to lunch for getting rid of that creep" the scene changes to them in a restaurant with Happy and Kasai eating like crazy and Lucy feeding Zander

Lucy "you are just so cute" she wipes Zander's mouth with a napkin as he giggles

Lucy "oh I never told you my name, my names Lucy, what's yours sweetie?"

Zander "I'm Zander, and that's my daddy Kasai and his cat Happy"

Kasai (mouthful) "yup man this food is delicious"

Lucy 'there goes that money for the gate key'

Zander "oh, Lucy, I got you something" he pulls out the gate key as Lucy squeals and hugs Zander tightly

Lucy "you are just the sweetest thing! After this I'll take you with me and we'll live like a little family!"

Kasai (mouthful) "hey! I just said you're not taking my son!"

Lucy "hmph"

Zander "there there Lucy"

Lucy "so why were you guys here anyway?"

Zander "we're looking for grandpa Igneel, we were hoping he was here?"

Lucy "what does he look like?"

Kasai (mouthful) "he's a dragon"

Lucy "huh?! Why would a dragon be in the middle of town?!" Kasai and Happy go to say something but couldn't think of anything as Lucy sighs

Lucy "anyway I was wondering are you guys wizards?"

Zander "yeah I'm swol!"

Lucy "so what magic can you do?" white tiger ears and a tail appear as it wags

Zander "rawr!" Lucy squeals and pets his ears as he purrs

Happy (mouthful) "Zander only does that to the people he trusts, otherwise he hisses at them"

Lucy "aww you trust me, well let me tell you my magic, I'm a celestial wizard" Zander gasps as his eyes become stars

Kasai (mouthful) "Zander loves celestial magic even became obsessed with finding keys"

Zander (sad) "so far I haven't found any"

Lucy "there there sweetie" she pets his head as he purrs as she stands up

Lucy "well I gotta go, I'll see ya later Zander"

Zander "bye bye Lucy!" Lucy kisses his forehead and leaves the restaurant as Zander giggles

Timeskip

The three were watching the moon with Zander sitting on a wall

Kasai "man can't believe we didn't find Igneel"

Zander "I really wanted to meet him" Kasai ruffles Zander's hair and smiles

Kasai "you will pal, I promise"

Girl "that's salamanders boat"

Girl 2 "who's salamander?"

Girl 3 "he's a famous wizard and he's in fairy tail, I even heard the beast king is his son"

Zander and Kasai 'fairy tail' Kasai looks at the boat and holds his mouth

Zander "hmm" he brings out his tiger features plus tiger claws as he sniffs the air

Zander "they have Lucy!" wings made of fire emerge from his back

Kasai "let's go save her, Happy?"

Happy "aye!" he spreads wings and grabs Kasai's back as the two fly to the boat

Kasai "let's do this!" he crashes through the roof as he holds his mouth

Kasai (sick) "bad idea"

Zander "hi Lucy!"

Lucy "Zander, Happy, wait when did you get wings?"

Happy "no time let's go" he wraps his tail around her and flies with Zander beside them

Lucy "what about Kasai?"

Zander "daddy can take care of himself" Happy's wings disappear as he and Lucy fall into the water

Lucy "oh no my keys"

Zander "I'm on it" he dives into the water and swims around

Zander "aha" he grabs the keys and emerged from the water and shakes them

Lucy "thanks sweetie" she grabs a key and puts it in the water

Lucy "OPEN GATE OF THE WATER BEARER, AQUARIUS!!!" a blue haired mermaid with an urn appears as Zander's eyes sparkled

Zander "SO PRETTY!!"

Aquarius "what do you want brat and you better make it quick"

Lucy "what's got you so angry?"

Aquarius "I just caught my boyfriend cheating on me and I'm really pissed" she feels something touching her as she looks to see Zander rubbing her tail

Zander "ooh so smooth and shiny"

Aquarius "aww and who's this little cutie pie?" she picks up Zander and hugs him to her chest as Lucy's jaw dropped

Zander "hey Aquarius, can you bring that boat to the port please?"

Aquarius "of course sweetie" she raises her urn as it fills with water

Aquarius "AHHHH!!!!" She swings her urn as a large tidal sends the boat crashing into the port

Lucy "hey! Why'd you get me too? You were supposed to get the ship!"

Aquarius "oh I didn't mean to get the ship"

Lucy "you were aiming for me?!"

Aquarius "deal with it, alright sweetie, I gotta leave"

Zander "bye bye" Aquarius kisses his forehead and disappears

Kasai "hey Zander, you ready to pummel these guys?!" Zander smirks and jumps as he lands beside Kasai

Kasai "listen up you assholes!" he removes his jacket as Zander moves his sleeve to show the fairy tail guild mark

Kasai and Zander "we're Kasai and Zander of fairy tail and we ain't never seen you before"

Lucy "no way, they're fairy tail wizards?!"

Man "these guys are the real deal Bora"

Bora "don't call me that you fool!"

Zander "Bora the prominence, he was kicked out of the titan nose wizard guild a few years ago for bad behavior, what'd ya say we teach him a lesson daddy?"

Kasai "couldn't agree more bud"

Bora "you brats, PROMINENCE TYPHOON!" he blasts a huge wave of purple flames creating an explosion

Lucy "Zander, Kasai!"

Happy "don't worry they're alright"

Bora "that's the way it goes, the bigger the talk the weaker the man"

Zander and Kasai "ah! This is so gross! You sure you're a fire wizard?" everyone looks to see the two eating the flames as they were shocked

Zander "now we got a fire in our belly"

Kasai "and it's raging to get out!" They punch their fists together as they take a deep breath

Kasai "FIRE DRAGON ROAR!!!"

Zander "WHITE TIGER IRON ROAR!!!" The two blast a combination stream of fire and metal creating an explosion

Man "Bora, I swear I seen these guys before, the pink hair and white scarf, the kid, the black scarf and tiger features, they're the real deal"

Lucy "Salamander and Beast king?!"

Zander "I hope you guys are paying attention"

Kasai "this is what fairy tail wizards can do!" the two charged towards Bora while roaring

Bora "RED SHOWER!" he blasts a barrage of flame bullets as Zander takes out a book as the bullets enter as the page fills up

Zander ''thanks poser! "Kasai uppercuts Bora while Zander slashes him into a building"

Lucy "I don't get, Kasai eats fire and attacks with it?"

Happy "he has dragon lungs to breath fire, dragon scales to dissolve the fire and dragon claws to attack it, this magic allows him to take all the qualities of a dragon, it was originally used to deal with dragons, it's called dragon slayer magic, Igneel taught him this magic "

Bora" HELL PROMINENCE!! "he blasts a fire beam across the city as the two smirk

Bora" RAGHH!! 'he sends a huge fireball as the two eat it and burp

Lucy "but what about Zander?"

Happy "Zander's dragon slayer magic is completely different, instead of taking on the qualities of a dragon, he takes on the qualities of four sacred beasts"

Kasai "Ready pal?!"

Zander "let's do it!" The two punch their fists together and charge towards Bora

Kasai "FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!!"

Zander "FIST OF THE BEAST KING!!" Kasai punches with a flaming fist while Zander sends a fiery tiger head to Bora sending him to a bell tower

Lucy "amazing, but they totally over did it!" They hear marching as they see an army of knights

Kasai "we gotta cheese it!" he grabs Lucy's hand and runs with Zander running on all fours

Lucy "where are we going?!"

Zander "you said you wanted to join fairy tail right?"

Kasai "so let's go!"

Lucy "ok!"

Timeskip

The four arrive at fairy tail as Kasai kicked the door open

Kasai "we made it back alive!"

Bucktooth "I heard you two caused trouble in hargeon, man you two are crazy" Kasai kicked Bucktooth into a table

Kasai "you lied about that salamander, I'm gonna kick your butt!"

Bucktooth "hey I was just spreading a rumor!"

Kasai "a rumor?! Zander cried when he was disappointed of not seeing Igneel!"

Bucktooth "you wanna fight, let's go!" the two start fighting as everyone joins in

Zander "yeah get him daddy!"

Merlin "already fighting as soon as he gets back" Lucy sees a black haired woman wearing a highly revealing and open fur collared long coat, short shorts that resemble panties, and thigh high boots drinking a cup of wine

Zander "mommy!" he runs to Merlin and hugs her legs burying his face in her legs

Merlin "hello my little kitten"

Lucy 'you're his mom?! Wait why are you wearing such a revealing outfit?!"

Merlin "first off I'm one of his moms and second, I wear this because it's comfortable"

Grace "Kasai's back huh?!" She stands up in her underwear as Lucy covers Zander's eyes

Melascula "that's kinda pointless, Zander's seen Grace naked plenty of times" Lucy sees a girl Zander's age wearing a sleeveless white leotardwith a pink bow on the choker and long pink stockings as she was floating in a black and purple mist

Zander "Melascula" he flies to her as the two share a passionate kiss

Merlin "that's my daughter Melascula"

Lucy "and they're dating?!"

Merlin "you're really loud, yes they are but they're not siblings, Merlin's my adopted daughter, and I'm not Zander's original mom"

Lucy "then who is?"

Mira "me blondie!" Lucy turned around to see a white haired woman in gothic clothing

Zander "MOMMY!!" he runs to Mira and hugs her tightly while burying his face in her stomach

Mira "hi there sweetie"

Lucy "it's Mirajane, in the flesh! Wait you're nothing like what you are in sorcerer weekly"

Mira "that's because this is what I wear when I'm not modeling, you got a problem with that?!"

Lucy "no ma'am!" Grace lands beside Lucy naked as she screams

Grace "excuse me, can I borrow your underwear?"

Lucy "as if!" She smacks Grace away with a fan

Lucy "shouldn't we stop them?"

Mira "nah it's always like this, besides it's fun wish me luck baby" she jumps into the dust cloud and starts fighting as Zander laughs

Cana "this is why I don't date the men here because they have no class"

Zander "hi Cana!"

Cana "hi there pumpkin" she picks Zander up as Zander snuggles into her chest

(yes Cana will be in the Harem, I just didn't have enough room for pictures)

Makarov "that's enough fighting!!"

Lucy "he's huge!"

Zander "hi grandpa!" Makarov shrinks down to his normal height as he jumps onto the railing

Makarov "you children are giving me nothing but trouble, look at this paperwork I got from the council!" He holds up a pact of papers

Makarov "the magic council is down my neck again because of your destruction, however" he burns the papers and throws them in the air while Kasai eats it

Makarov "I say to heck with the magic council, now listen up, any power that surpasses reason comes from reason right?, magic isn't some kind of miraculous power, it is a talent that only works when the flow of energy inside of us and the flow of energy in the natural world are in perfect synchronization, to perform magic, one must have a strong mind and the ability to focus, it should take over your being and come pouring out of your soul, if all we do is worry about following rules then our magic will never progress, don't let those blowhards on the council scare you, follow the path you believe in, cause that's what makes the Fairytail guild number one!" Everyone does their signature hand sign as they cheer as the scene changes to Mira giving Lucy her stamp

Mira" there you're a member now"

Lucy "awesome! Look Kasai, Mira put the mark on my hand"

Kasai "that's cool, welcome to the guild loonie"

Lucy "the names Lucy!"

Merlin "don't worry, he's only messing with you"

Lucy "hmph"

Romeo "has my dad come back yet?" they see a little boy talking with Makarov

Makarov "no he hasn't come back so go home and have some milk and cookies." Romeo punches Makarov and runs

Romeo "I hate you all!" Kasai stands up and stretches

Kasai "hun, wanna join me to get Macao?"

Mira "of course, Merlin, Melascula you coming?"

Melascula "why not, I get to spend time with my beast king"

Zander "wanna come Lucy?"

Lucy "sure" the scene changes to them in a carriage with Kasai holding his mouth as Zander and Melascula were cuddling in her darkness

Lucy "I don't get it, if Zander has the same magic as Kasai, then why isn't he motion sick?"

Merlin "Zander's version of dsm is different from Kasai's, it's unknown for now"

Lucy "oh ok, and what was with the book he had?"

Mira "that's his grimoire, it allows him to absorb magic and then use it for himself"

Lucy "so he can use any magic?"

Zander "not exactly, my book does have certain conditions, I can't absorb the magic if it's from a melee attack and if it's from a magical item I can't copy it from the source, like if i tried to copy your spirit summoning, I won't be able to, but I can copy the magic of the spirit you summoned"

Lucy "that's really cool"

Zander "heh heh" the carriage stops as Kasai bursts out

Kasai "I'm alive!"

Driver "this is as far as I can take you" the group sees Mt hakabe as it was snowing as they begin walking

Lucy (cold) "how are you all not freezing? Especially you Merlin"

Merlin "I've learned to adapt"

Kasai "jeez, here" he gives her a blanket as she covers up

Lucy "not enough, I know, OPEN GATE OF THE CLOCK CONSTELLATION, HOROLOGIUM!" a walking grandfather clock appears with Lucy inside as she was talking

Mira "we can't hear you blondie"

Horologium "I'm not coming out she says shivering"

Zander "then why not go back to the guild?"

Horologium "because I want to be with you sweetie, she says sweetly" the group continues walking up the mountain

Kasai "Macao?!"

Happy "where are you?!"

Zander "we're yelling so you can hear us!"

Horologium "what job would Macao take to come here she asks curiously"

Melascula "he went to slay a Vulcan I say back"

Zander "Vulcans are giant walking monkeys!" a burst of snow covers them as a Vulcan emerged from the snow and took Horologium

Horologium "don't just stand there, help me she says with anger"

Merlin "let's go then" she snaps her fingers as they appear in a cave

Zander "hey you mean monkey, give me Lucy back!"

Vulcan "me like women no like brat"

Kasai "hey you overgrown monkey, where's Macao?!" the Vulcan points to an opening

Kasai "Macao?!" the Vulcan pushes him out as he falls

Kasai "monkey!!!" The Vulcan laughs as Mira and Merlin sigh

Lucy "why do you two love him again?"

Mira "it's none of your business blondie"

Zander "we'll then, let's take this monkey down" he takes out his grimoire as the pages turn as fire covers Zander's hands and feet

Zander "FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!!" he punches the Vulcan to Melascula's direction

Melascula "heh, DARKNESS DRAGON TALON!!" She roundhouse kicks the Vulcan into a wall of ice

Mira and Merlin "great job sweetie" the two kids smile as Kasai and Happy return

Kasai "aw man we missed the fight" the Vulcan glows as it turns into Macao

Zander "yay we got Macao back! now let's go take him to Romeo!"

Happy "Aye!" They travel back as they see Romeo sitting down on the front of his home

Kasai "hey Romeo, look who we brought back"

Romeo "dad!" He tackles Romeo as everyone smiles

Mira "you're welcome Romeo"

Merlin "see ya later" the group walks away and smile

Lucy "well I better go find a place to live"

Zander "bye bye Lucy" Lucy smiles and hugs him tightly

Lucy "bye pumpkin" she kisses his forehead and leaves as Mira and Kasai holds Zander's hands

Mira "let's go home baby"

Zander "aye!" the group walks as Mira and Kasai swing Zander as he laughs

Timeskip

Zander and Melascula were in their onesies laying down as Mira tucks them in and sings a lullaby

Zander and Melascula "*yawn* good night mommy" Mira kisses their foreheads and smiles

Mira "good night my little ones" she goes to her bedroom to see Kasai exiting the shower with shorts on as he was drying his hair while Merlin was reading

Mira "you know I'm really glad we found Zander" she enters the closet and comes back in a tank top and panties

Merlin "I'm glad as well, cause now I have a baby boy to spoil and Melascula has someone to love" she closes her book as she takes off her reading glasses and sets them on the table as the three lay down cuddling up with each other

Kasai "but to think Zander had to go through so much pain in the beginning"

Mira "yes but we managed to save him and give him the love he deserves

Merlin "and we'll continue to do so"

Three "forever " the three share a passionate kiss as they close their eyes and fall asleep

End of chapter

(I have a little announcement, I'm going to be doing joint stories with JinzoKing222, and if you haven't seen his stories, do so cause they're amazing)