*Magnolia* 

In the Fairy Guild Hall, the newest member of the Guild, Y/N, was sitting at the bar. He was drinking a very fruity drink. The only thing that was the closest thing he could get to a smoothie in this universe. He thought that due all the incredible kind of magic that it had, no one had ever invented the glory of smoothies?

Inwardly shaking his head from that thought, Y/N, reminisced on recent events. Yesterday, he and Fairy Tail's strongest team had just arrived back from Galuna Island, and he was told the tragic truth of why he couldn't return home. Though Y/N was really bummed that he probably wouldn't see his friends and family for a long time, he stayed positive; in fact, Y/N had a gut feeling telling him that this is where he needed to be.

Back home, the forces of evil was slowly dwindling down thanks to S.H.I.E.L.D. and Plumbers, and it was due to the Galvan finally sharing their secrets, though there were really reluctantly, but in all he's and Ben hero career had also slowly dead down as well. Though he was in an all new universe, he thought that the forces of evil here would be a bit rowdy.

Today, Y/N had become an official member of Fairy Tail, and this morning he had his mark "stamped" on him. The teen hero had the Fairy Tail symbol, which was green with a black outline, placed near his left upper arm, near his shoulder. But when Y/N noticed that everyone's Guild mark was where it could be seen easily, he decided to have another stitched to his jacket. Mirajane kindly stitched a white Guild mark above the two stripes on his right jacket sleeve.

Well, currently, as he sipped his drink, near him were Wakaba, Elfman, Macao, Rebecca, Robot Happy, and Cana. He was telling them with help from Rebecca due to the TV show based on his brother, the story of how he and Ben defeated the Highbreed invasion; the event that made him and his brother renowned throughout the universe.

Wakaba: (shocked) No way!

Rebecca: Yes way!

Cana: (to Y/N) You and your brother saved your entire universe from these Highbreed?

Y/N: Yep, and I even used the Omnitrix to reconfigure their DNA and save them from extinction.

Robo-Happy: Yup, now they live in peace!

Macao: And there is this guy who has his skull on the outside!

Wakaba: And it's red?! I thought all the bones in our bodies were white.

Y/N: The Red Skull, archenemy of Captain America.

Cana: Well, sounds eventful!

Elfman: Hah!

Elfman smacked his hand into Y/N's back. Y/N grunted as his gut was slammed into the counter's edge.

Elfman: Finally, we have another man in this Guild besides me!

Y/N: (straightens up) Uh...thanks, but remember when I said I wanted to be a man in one piece?

Macao: Hey, what on Earthland does that supposed to mean Elfman!

Elfman: You know what that means you little wussies!

Rebecca: So you said this Red Skull was the one trying to steal the devices that made you come to this place?

Y/N: That's right. But the next thing I knew when I was blasted by Skull, I ended up here at the forest near Natsu, Lucy, and Happy. The Fairy Tail one, not the robot.

As Robo-Happy heard this, a thought had come to his little cute mind.

Robo-Happy: I know! Maybe the Professor can help you!

Y/N: The Professor?

Rebecca: Oh how I could not think of that! Happy, you're a genius!

Macao: Never thought I'd hear that in my life!

Rebecca: Professor Weisz can help us. He's the one who fixed Happy.

She took her B-Cube off her neck and brought it to Y/N and activated it, showing a picture of an old man with white hair, her, and Robo-Happy.

Y/N: And you think he can help find a way for me to get back home? 

Robo-Happy: The professor's super nice so I'm sure he would.

Rebecca: I don't think he's home right now, but that's okay.

Cana: So where is this old dude anyway?

Rebecca: He lives on a planet called Norma.

Y/N: (confused) Normal?

As Y/N said this, suddenly, before anything could be said, the Guild doors opened and coming in was Erza with Gray, Ur, Lucy, Shiki, Natsu and Happy beside her. With Lucy wearing a blue shirt with brown shorts, and the rest wearing their usual attire.

Erza: Is the master here? He failed to punish our troublemakers yesterday!

Y/N: Still with the whole punishment thing?

Gray: Hey! Why isn't Y/N getting punished?! He's a member of our Guild now!

As he said this, Erza with the speed of a lighting bolt turned to him and gave him a glare that could kill a man. With the Ice-Make user slows backing up in fear.

Erza: Because Y/N wasn't a part of our Guild then, and therefore cannot be punished!..... As much as I want to!

Y/N smiled slyly as he folded his arms behind his head.

Y/N: Tough break for you guys.

Lucy: Shut up, Y/N.

Ur: She's right you know, but I see you still have a hard time following the rules after all these years. Truly right down to even losing your clothes.

Gray: Said the one responsible for me losing my clothes.

Ur gained a tick mark on her head.

Ur: ME?!?! I have you know I don't do that sort of thing

Rebecca: Uh... Miss Ur?

She looked down and saw she was missing her jacket and shirt, just leaving her bare top exposed.

Ur: UGH!!! NOW HE GOT ME DOING IT!!!

Gray: HAHAHAHAH! Serves you right!

Cana: Gray, YOU are missing your clothes too...

Gray looked down and saw he was missing both his shirt and jeans leaving him in just his boxer.

Gray: Ah, come on again?!

Y/N's eyes were widened as he was blushing madly while staring at Ur. Ur seems to notice this before she smirks at him.

Ur: (smirk) What's up, Y/N~? Do you like what you see~?

Y/N: (blush) Um... I...

Lucy: Could the two of you please put your clothes back on?! Don't you see we are in public here?!

Erza: (angry) Getting back on track! I'll ask again, where is Makarov? (thoughts) Not only does she have Gray's stripping habits, but also knows how to use it in her favor to attract Y/N's attention. I need to keep an eye on her when it comes to getting Y/N's affection... Wait, where did that come from?

Macao: He went out of town for some kind of last minute council meeting or something like that.

Y/N: He just left a few hours ago.

Immediately, Natsu, Gray, Lucy, and Happy let out collective sighs of relief.

Natsu: Well, that was a close one!

Gray: Yes, we won't have to deal with that until Gramps gets back.

Happy: Oh thank goodness, I wasn't ready to stare into the face of death! I've still got eight more lives!

Lucy: I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!! YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FREAKING ME OUT!! HOW'S HE GOING TO PUNISH US?! I CAN'T DIE NOW!! I'M STILL YOUNG AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TOO!!!

Erza: ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!!!

The group immediately ceased their talking and shivered in fear. Natsu and Gray even held onto each in fear, both afraid of the redhead that had given them many nightmares. Y/N even felt a bit started from the power in her voice.

Y/N: (thoughts) Man, Big Green would be proud of her if he was here! 

Erza: Do you know when the master is planning to return?

Mirajane: No, but I would imagine he'll be coming back any time now. The meeting place isn't too far away.

Erza nodded, placed her hands on her hips in an authoritative matter, and turned to face her teammates.

Erza: The four of you broke the rules by taking on that S-Class quest, for that you must be punished for that!

Shiki: Come on! If they didn't that monster would have killed those villagers if it had not died in that ice block!

Robo-Happy: Yeah!

Erza: It does not matter! They still broke the rules!

Natsu, Gray, and Happy immediately hugged each other in support, whimpering in fear.

Lucy: How do I prepare myself when I don't even know what's going to happen?!

Y/N: (cocks a brow, thoughts) Geez, Erza sure does have a way in striking fear into everyone.

Happy: Hey robot me! Swaps place me with so that I can get out THAT!

Robo-Happy: (sweetdrop) I don't think that works, we both have different tail tip colors and they only tap one of us to see which one is made out of metal..

Wakaba: (smile) Well, it was nice knowing ya. It's a cryin' shame. (frowns) Those two boys are one thing, but I can't believe Lucy's getting punished too. Oh, you poor girl.

Lucy paled a bit and had some sweet drops on her forehead.

Lucy: (sweetdrop) Oh, you poor girl?

Rebecca: I feel bad for Lucy. I truly wished I could help her.

Natsu and Gray: HELP HER?! WHAT ABOUT US?!

Natsu and Gray, meanwhile, overheard Wakaba and Rebecca and started walking toward them with angry looks.

Natsu: Hey! What's the deal, man! How come you don't feel sorry for us, huh?!

Gray: Why are you lumpin' me in with this loser?!

Before anyone could stop it, a fight broke out between Natsu, Gray, and Wakaba, while Rebecca jumped back in surprise. The former two traded insults back to one another as they fought Wakaba and each other. Y/N watched this spectacle in bafflement as a sweat drop rolled down his face.

Rebecca: (shocked) Man, this world's Guilds are really different from mines.

Y/N: You said it. People around here sure like to fight.

Shiki: (excited) Well, I kinda like it!

Mirajane: (happy) Glad to hear it!

Elfman: The big part of being a man is owning up to your actions. Hear that, you two?! It's high time for you to man up!

Happy: It's not fair! I'm the cutest one here so how come no one feels sorry for me?!

Lucy: Would somebody please tell me what's gonna happen to us?!

Y/N couldn't help but smirk. Though these people were crazy, they did give first-rate entertainment though they have some amazing hearts. Coming together to help people that could not.

Y/N: Kinda reminds me of Avengers, different personalities clashing together, but deep down truly caring about others.

Robo-Happy: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Rebecca: HAPPY!!!

Somehow Robo-Happy got mixed up in Natsu and Gray brawl and got launched into the Request Board face first. Slowly sliding down like a raindrop on a leaf.

Y/N: Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

Rushing over to him, Rebecca got down to her knees and slowly cradled him.

Rebecca: (worried) Happy are you alright?!

Robo-Happy: (dizzy) I see giant fishies.

(Time-Skip) 

Sometime later, Natsu was standing in front of the Request Board. It was a board on the wall that had various jobs posted all over it, However, he was looking curious at one request that was quite unique. 

The request was printed on black paper with white ink, had two eyeballs on the top, and scribbles that were a bit indecipherable all over it. The only thing that was readable was a big "Read This" at the top and with a reward of 500,000 J at the bottom. Natsu was staring at it because of the good reward it had.....but also because of how creepy it was.

Natsu: That's a weird looking job request.

Gray raised his eyebrow, his interest piqued, as he and Y/N went up to the board and took a look at it for himself.

Gray: Yeah, it is.

Gray commented as he felt a strange aura radiating from the paper. And the fact that it was right in the middle of the request board gave it some sort of...eerie vibe

Y/N: I don't even think my brainy aliens could decipher those words...if that's what they are.

Shiki: (curious) What are you three looking at?

Shiki was the next one to approach the board as he looked at the three were looking at.

Robo-Happy: Hey, I know that paper, it was the one I crashed into. 

???: You guys are back. What's up?

Y/N turned around to see a teenage boy around his age. He had orange hair, glasses, and wore a dark green jacket with white fur trim around the hood.

Y/N: (thought) What was this guy's name? Oh right! Loke.

Natsu: Not much man. What the heck? I can't even read it. 

Lucy: Read what?

Rebecca: Kinda looks all supernatural like that.

Now it was Lucy's and Rebecca's turn to come up with the group, all of them focused and confused about the strange job request.

All of a sudden, Loke flinched away in shock. His eyes were wide open while his jaw looked ready to fall off his face.

Loke: Whoa! You're back too Lucy?!

Lucy: Geez, it's really nice to see you too. What is your problem with me?

Loke: I...uh...nothing!

Loke quickly turned and made a break for it; however, he smacked straight into Erza and fell on his back unconscious, groaning in pain. Y/N couldn't help but wince from the impact Loke had with Erza and then the floor.

Erza: (to Natsu and Gray) No way! You two will not be taking any requests!

Lucy: Real smooth.

Natsu: "Decipher this text and I'll see that you'll increase your wealth by 500,000 J."

As Natsu read the English part of the request that was at the very top. A simple translation job that'll net 500,000 J. Talk about making some easy money!

Natsu: This sounds easy.

Happy: Aye Sir!

Rebecca: I don't know, it sounds fishy to me!

Robo-Happy: Aye Sir!

Y/N: (sweat drop) Great, now the robot one is saying the same line as the cat one.

Gray: So it's a translation job? That's a weird request for a Guild.

Ur: Huh, that's some kind of crazy ancient stuff. No one's gonna be able to read that, but it does look familiar to me.

Cana: Well, do they all have to be so noisy? Can't a girl drink a barrel of beer in peace? 

Romeo: Who cares? They're like the coolest, especially that Take-Over wizard. 

Cana: (looked at Romeo incredulously) You're kidding me, right? Well, you're right about the Take-Over one. He's really cute to tease.

Y/N: (blush a little) You do know I can hear you, right?

Cana: (smirk) I know. 

Erza, Rebecca, Lucy, and Ur couldn't help but feel jealous by what they heard. As the male ice wizard studied the paper further, he noticed something odd about the writing.

Gray: Hey wait a second, that sounds like an odd request for a guild, it's more suitable for a library to receive. No one here is gonna be able to read that. 

Shiki: Y/N, you got any transformations that could read that?

Y/N: (shrugs) I don't know. Grey Matter or Brainstorm might, but like Ur said, that writing is ancient... so there's no guarantee.

Happy: Hold on, it's written in modern letters too.

Erza: (stern) I thought I said for your four that you are not allowed to take any jobs.

Erza turned to look at Shiki, Rebecca, Ur. and Robo-Happy.

Erza: And your four are not part of Fairy Tail.

Natsu: Yeah, I can totally read that!

Ignoring the redheaded mage (Although that was not a good idea either). The pink haired wizard looked down at the paper and read out.

Natsu: "Ugo deru rasuchi boro kania..." 

Natsu groaned as he grasped both sides of his head. 

Natsu: What?! That's crazy!

Suddenly, the request paper began to shine brightly, casting different colors of the rainbow on the group who were transfixed on the glowing paper. The light show caught Macao and Wakaba attention as they sauntered closer to it.

Macao: What's going on?

Wakaba: That's so sad. Those kids are so scared of the master's punishment that they're sweating rainbows.

Macao: That's enough booze for you.

It seems like his friend might have drunk more than he could handle today if that was what he was seeing.

After a few seconds, the glowing of the strange request finally stopped. Everyone who was around it blinked a few times, as if trying to process what just happened, when-

Gray: W-w-w-what the hell, why am I so f-f-freaking c-c-cold?!

Suddenly everyone watched in surprise as Gray started to hug himself and shiver madly.

Elfman: What? Ice wizards don't get cold, you big cry-baby. 

However, Gray was chattering his teeth as his body shook to the core. 

Gray: I-I'm serious, I'm super cold right now!

All the wizards present stared at the raven haired teen, dumbfounded.

Natsu: What the?

Natsu slowly snapped out of his stupor, his face sweating a bit.

Natsu: What's going on? Why do I feel so... hot? Open the windows or something!

Macao: (stupefied) Uh... Natsu, are you feeling alright? You've never complained about being hot before.

Gray: What are you talking about? I...

Gray trailed off when he caught sight of Natsu, his mouth fell to the floor.

Gray: What the heck?!

Lucy: What happened? Why does my chest feel a bit heavier than usual? My back's killin' me...

Lucy said as she suddenly arched her back in support. Everyone was shocked by hearing Lucy say something like that.

Wakaba: Hey Lucy, are you feeling okay there?

Rebecca turned towards Wakaba and said to him.

Rebecca: Yeah I feel fine, why do you...

Rebecca turns to look at Lucy when she widen her eyes in shock.

Rebecca: (shocked) What the heck?! Why is there a freaky look-a-like me over here?! 

Shiki: (happily) Oh Woooooah! Check me out, Natsu!

Shiki was the next one to get everyone's attention as the Gravity user was looking at himself with stars in his eyes. The black hair boy's voice was also at a very high pitch.

Happy: Hey! Did you guys get taller or something?

Happy, who was standing on the wooden table, inquired. Suddenly, his eyes widened a bit.

Happy: Uh... what happened to my voice?

The blue cat brought up his paws to his face. His jaw almost fell off from shock.

Happy: What the?! I'm a cat?!

Wakaba: Uh... Yeah Happy, that's kind of a given.

The azure cat turned to him with his eyes wide open.

Happy: I'm not Happy! I'm Shiki!

Wakaba, Macao, and Elfman: WHAT?!?!

Ur: Man, I have no idea what is going on here. But this seems like one hell of a party.

Ur then took a barrel of beer and chugged it down like she was in the desert for a day with nothing to drink.

Natsu: Ur, you're drinking beer like Cana now?

Ur: Ur? Have your eyes stopped working?! I'm Cana!

Natsu: What?!

Y/N: Why is everyone behaving so foolishly?

Everyone turned to see Y/N standing tall, firm, and more composed than ever. The green jacket-wearing teen was staring hard at the group in a way the other wizards had never thought possible. Although, the way he was looking at them did remind them of one person...

Erza: Uh... guys?

Then they turned to see Erza blushing as she was holding out her armored hands, studying them as well as the rest of her body in a perplexed manner. She looked at them and asked.

Erza: Um... why am I in a girl's body?

The group looked at the redhead strangely. However, the second Y/N caught sight of Erza, his composure faltered while his green eyes widened tremendously.

Y/N: (surprised) W-W-Wha...

Macao: I'm no doctor but I'd say it's probably cause you are a girl, Erza. 

Erza: (confused) Erza? I'm not Erza. I'm Y/N.

Everyone: WHAT???!!!

Cana: Yup, I knew those words seemed familiar.

If everyone's eyes were on Cana, they are now. Because sitting on a table in her underwear was Cana.

Cana: Oh boy! This brings back memories, I once did this to my master and some girl he brought back once, I laughed for days.

Erza: (blush) C-Cana, w-w-w-hy are you in your underwear now?!

Cana: Easy, because I'm Ur. Though I blame Gray for this dumb habit!

Natsu: MY FAULT?!?! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I DO THAT!!!!

It was just shocker after shocker, first, Happy said he was Shiki, Erza saying he was Y/N, and now Cana saying she was Ur.

Loke: Ugh...

Loke finally came to as he steadily got up from the floor.

Loke: Man, my head.

As the orange haired teen's vision focused back to normal, the first thing he saw was a certain blonde wizard in front of him.

Lucy/Rebecca: Hi there. Are you alright?

Loke: AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Loke was flinching backwards before bolting in the other direction, leaving a confused Lucy behind.

Lucy/Rebecca: (confused) What's his problem? I was just asking if he was alright?!

Elfman, Wakaba, Macao, Robo-Happy, and Mirajane were left dumbfounded and speechless over everything they were seeing.

Robo-Happy: WHAT'S GOING HERE?!?!

Shiki/Happy: That's what I was gonna ask! First I'm a cat and then there's this creepy lookalike of me!

Gray/Natsu: (confused) Uh? What are you talking about?

Erza/Y/N: How could all of you be so foolish? Don't you realize what has happened to us?! We've all switched bodies!

Cana/Ur: Yup! What he/she said or she/he said.

Natsu, Gray, Lucy, Happy, Shiki, Rebecca, and Cana: WHAT?!?!?!

Y/N/Erza wasn't as shocked as the others. This wasn't the first time he got body swapped with someone. It had happened to him and his cousin Gwen when they were only ten. So, in reality, this was actually Y/N's second time getting switched into a girl's body. Talk about awkward, though this time was a bit embarrassing, due to how curvy Erza's body was.

Y/N/Erza: (blush) Man, this is so embarrassing, how does Erza deal with this body of hers? Plus, her chest feels like it weighs a ton...

Natsu/Gray stepped closer to Y/N, panic in his eyes.

Natsu/Gray: Stop fooling around, Y/N!

Erza/Y/N: I'm Erza, you dimwit!

Lucy/Rebecca: You mean...?

Erza/Y/N: Yes. Natsu and Gray, Lucy and Rebecca, Ur and Cana, Shiki and Happy, and Y/N and I, we've all switched bodies.

Everyone besides Y/N/Erza: HUH?!?!

Cana/Ur: (Smirk) Yup, it's a classic flip-flop.

Y/N/Erza: (blush) Could you please put your clothes on?!

Happy/Shiki: What kind of spell does that?!

???: The ancient unpela spell has been cast...

Everyone turned to the door to see Master Makarov standing in the doorway.

Makarov: You kids aren't feeling like yourselves today, huh?

Erza/Y/N: Master, you're back!

Makarov: I had noticed that request on the board. By reading what was on that page aloud, you've cast a powerful spell of personality transference. And that spell is called The Changeling.

Lucy/Rebecca: Sounds really scary!

Rebecca/Lucy: Man, this is freak to the max!

Ur/Cana: At long as I have a drink in my hand it doesn't really matter.

Gray/Natsu: So you're really Natsu, right?

Natsu/Grey: Yeah?

The pink haired mage grabbed the onyx haired teen by the shirt.

Gray/Natsu: You idiot! This is your fault! Because of you now I'm stuck in your body, loser!

Natsu/Gray: Me?! All I did was try to read the stupid job request, ice prick!

Y/N/Erza: Well, this wouldn't be the first time I've switched bodies.

Shiki/Happy: (shocked) HUH?! You've actually switched bodies before?!

The others overheard what Y/N/Erza said and looked at him incredulously.

Y/N/Erza: Yeah, it happened to my cousin Gwen and me when we were ten. Long story short, this is my second time being in a girl's body.

Erza/Y/N glared at him intensely.

Erza/Y/N: (angry) And don't you better not even dare think about getting any ideas.

Y/N/Erza: I wouldn't dream of it!

Suddenly Ur/Cana and Cana/Ur threw their arms around Y/N/Erza and both had smirks on their faces.

Ur/Cana: (smirk) Come one! Let the guy live a little!

Cana/Ur: (smirk) Yeah! Not everyday a guy gets his body swapped with an amazing shapely body.

Erza/Y/N lightly gasped and turned away, a bit of red flushing on her face. Thankfully for the strong female mage, no one had seen that. Otherwise, their predicament would've just gotten more awkward.

Ur/Cana: Though I kinda wish Y/N had his body swapped with me! It would be fun, but it would be ever more fun if it was the right way. If you get what I'm saying!

Y/N/Erza: (blush) Huh?! W-w-why are you saying it like it's a good thing?!

Makarov: That's enough Natsu...er I mean Gray. For wizards, this spell switches more than just your bodies. It switches magic as well.

Group: WHAT???!!! 

Makarov: (grimly) Also, there's one thing you should know. If the Changeling spell isn't reversed in thirty minutes from the time it was initially cast, you will never return to the way you were before. Or so says at least the legend say, at least.

Group: WHHAAA?!

Robo-Happy: Oh man! This is going to really mess up our channel!!!

Rebecca/Lucy: OH MAN!!!! Labilia is really going to make fun of me for this! I just know it!

Y/N/Erza: If it's that bad, then why is it on the request board?!

Cana/Ur: It's mostly used as a prank, you know first they make it look like a quiz or a game or in this case a request, then swap some people around and cause chaos, it messes up those people's lives, making them do things the other person would do, you know.

Makarov: Exactly! Though this is the first time someone sent it to a Guild.

Natsu/Gray ran up to Elfman and Mirajane, who were standing a fair distance behind them along with the other Fairy Tail wizards present.

Natsu/Gray: Do you know how many minutes we've been mixed up for?!

Mirajane: Sixteen. So you have fourteen left.

This only caused the group to scream even more, shocked by how much little time remained. They immediately turned to their orange and blue clad master again. 

Natsu/Gray: Gramps! Isn't there a way to lift the spell and change us back?!

Makarov: Well, since this is such an ancient magic...it would only stand to reason that I...

They looked at him with hope with their eyes, well except for Ur/Cana who was drinking from a barrel and Cana/Ur who had somehow lost her pants.

Makarov: ...don't know.

They fell face first to the ground in shock.

Cana/Ur: There is a way to reverse in a snap, but you have to be the one who wrote the thing.

Lucy/Rebecca: Please put your pants back on!

Makarov: I must say I'm disappointed, I was so looking forward to punishing you. But, it looks like you've got your hands full, for now.

Y/N/Erza: What?! I wasn't even supposed to be punished!

Makarov: Hmm... Yes. It is rather unfortunate that you got caught up in this Erza...uh, Y/N. (walks away) Well, best of luck to you kids.

Rebecca/Lucy: Well, it could be worse, I could be stuck in our Happy body.

Lucy/Rebecca: At least, I'm in a body similar to mine.

Robo-Happy: Aye Sir!

Rebecca/Lucy: Please stop doing that.

Gray/Natsu: THAT'S IT!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Gray/Natsu swiftly pulled off his black vest and threw it aside, leaving his toned upper body exposed. He was just getting ready to take off his pants too until Natsu/Gray tackled him to the floor.

Natsu/Gray: Keep it together, perv!

Y/N/Erza: Huh. Even in Natsu's body, Gray still likes to take off his clothes. 

Happy/Shiki: Aye Sir!

Cana//Ur: Being doing this since he was kid, and even in another body, he's not going to quit it.

Shiki/Happy sprouted a pair of white, feathered wings from her back and flew a few feet off the ground.

Shiki/Happy: I gotta say flying sure is fun, BUT I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK AS A CAT FOREVER!!!

Happy/Shiki: What's so bad about being stuck as me?! I can fly too! Watch!

Happy/Shiki jumped in the air as he was floating.

Happy/Shiki: See? Just like in my cat form, only human style.

As soon as he said that, Happy/Shiki suddenly felt his gravity was increasing heavily to the point where he fell down on the floor.

Happy/Shiki: What?! I can't move! I'm stuck on the ground!

Gray/Natsu: HEY!!!

Everyone looked to see fire drooling out from his mouth and onto the floor.

Gray/Natsu: What's going on?! I got fire dripping out of my mouth!

Natsu/Gray: You idiot, control it!

Gray/Natsu: I can't!

Suddenly, the former ice wizard's panic caused the flames to come out in torrents, lighting the floor on fire. The fire began to grow larger and more intense, causing the group of wizards to step away.

Y/N/Erza: Gray...uh, Natsu! Use your ice powers to put out the fire!

Natsu/Gray: I don't know how!

Just to humor him, he held out his hands and fiddled with them. Instead of blasting ice like he wanted, he coughed up ice cubes from his mouth.

Natsu/Gray: Aw man!

Ur/Cana: Well at least we know where to go for some ice cubes!

The fire began to expand. If something wasn't done soon, it could burn down the entire Guild.

Y/N/Erza: This looks like a job for Big Chill!

He slapped his left wrist. However, as soon as he noticed there wasn't any green light, he mentally slapped himself for his stupidity.

Y/N/Erza: Oh...right...

Y/N/Erza swiftly turned his head to Erza/Y/N.

Y/N/Erza: Erza, turn into Water Hazard or Big Chill and put out that fire!

Erza/Y/N: (confused) Who?

He groaned as he face-palmed.

Y/N/Erza: (thoughts) Of course she's confused. She doesn't know me that well or my aliens.

Robo-Happy: Looks for something that looks like a bug or a lizard!

Shiki/Happy: (scared) BUG?!?!

Y/N/Erza: J-J-Just transform into somebody!

Erza/Y/N lifted up the jacket sleeve to see a white and green watch strapped to her wrist. She knew that Y/N's powers apparently came from this device, but she really had no clue on how to even use it.

Erza/Y/N: Uh...

Erza remembered Y/N tapping the faceplate, so she did that. The watch beeped as a green holo-ring popped up. Titania looked at the icons blankly.

Erza/Y/N: (thoughts) How many forms does he have?!

Taking a wild guess, she pressed an icon and hesitantly slapped down the core. The Guild Hall was shrouded by emerald light. When the light died down, standing in Erza/Y/N's place was a nine foot tall, humanoid, tailless tiger. On its upper left arm was the Fairy Tail mark in black.

Erza/Rath: Rath!

Y/N/Erza's mouth dropped as he stared at the Appoplexian in disbelief.

Y/N/Erza: Seriously?! Rath?! Out of all my forms, it had to be Rath?!

The Guild wizards gasped as they took fearful steps back. Those who had witnessed Y/N first transform into this form remembered how angry and aggressive he was. If the mighty Erza was now turned into this form, then this certainly wouldn't bode well. However, there were two people who were excited to see him!

Rebecca/Lucy: (excited) IT'S REALLY HIM HAPPY! IT'S RATH!!!

Robo-Happy: (excited) I KNOW IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!!!

Erza/Rath glared at Y/N standing off to the side.

Erza/Rath: Let me tell yah something, Y/N Tennyson, who happens to be in my body! Rath doesn't know how to use your magic watch! Or better yet, what any of your forms even look like!

Lucy/Rebecca: (nervous) You guys, that fire is kind of getting bigger. 

Erza/Rath turned her glare to the growing fire on the wooden floor.

Erza/Rath: Right... Let me tell ya something, stupid fire! Nobody dares try to burn down this Guild without going through me!

With that, Erza/Rath rushed to the blaze and began throwing punches at it. She didn't get burned; however, her attacks were obviously doing nothing to stop the fire. Y/N/Erza sweated and moaned in annoyance. The other Fairy Tail wizards looked on, dumbfounded. Was Erza really trying to put out a fire by punching it? But again. Two people were excited.

Rebecca/Lucy: (excited) HE'S EVEN DOING A RATH THING!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!...... Well, beside the whole switching body thing!

Robo-Happy: Aye sir!

Y/N/Erza: (thoughts) Geez, is Rath really that dumb?

EricHuber9: The answer is yes, yes he is.

Sambamhaw: Despite his aggressive behaviour and incredible brute strength, Rath is not as smart as most alien transformations.

Y/N/Erza: Hey! What are you two doing here?! You're not supposed to be here.

EricHuber9: (excited) Sorry, but I've always wanted to do this! Deadpool makes it seem fun to do! Plus, it's on my bucket list.

He brought out a list and crossed something out.

Sambamhaw: Awesome! Now then, back to the story!

EricHuber9: Aye sir! Grab the Duck Tape Sammy!

Sambamhaw: On it!

EricHuber9: Now back to your regularly scheduled program! YES, another bucket list item done!

Y/N/Erza: That was weird.

Y/N snapped out of his musings and tried to think fast. The fire was really starting to get out of control.

Y/N/Erza: (thoughts) Okay, I don't know if Erza has any armor that can put out fires, and even if she did, I wouldn't know how to summon it. But...I know someone who can.

Y/N/Erza turned to Gray/Natsu who had finally stopped himself from hurling fire.

Y/N/Erza: Gray, inhale the fire like Natsu does!

Gray/Natsu looked at him dubiously.

Gray/Natsu: Are you kidding?! I don't know how to do that!

Y/N/Erza: (angry) Just do it!

Which made him sound a lot like Erza, which made the ice mage turned Dragon Slayer flinch.

Gray/Natsu stood before the flames and closed his eyes, concentrating. Letting out an exhale, he reared back his head as he inhaled deeply. Amazingly, the hot flames were pulled into Gray/Natsu's mouth. In mere seconds, the fire was gone as Gray/Natsu had consumed it all. He let out a big burp, rubbing his mouth.

Gray/Natsu: (disgust) Awe man! That tasted terrible!

Natsu/Gray crossed his arms over his chest.

Natsu/Gray: Well, that was my fire. Of course it would taste terrible. By the way, nice job on almost burning down the guild, ice prick.

Gray/Natsu: (angry) What'd you call me!

Y/N/Erza: (happy) Good work, Gray.

Erza/Rath looked around bewildered. A second ago she was fighting the fire, now it is gone.

Erza/Rath: Let me tell ya something, cowardly fire! Come back and face your punishment!

Y/N/Erza: Erza, please transform back now.

The bipedal tiger scowled at Y/N/Erza.

Erza/Rath: Let me tell ya something, Y/N Tennyson, nobody orders the mighty Titania around!

Makarov: Erza!

Master Makarov, who was sitting on the bar table drinking a mug of presumably alcohol.

Makarov: That's quite enough!

Erza/Rath growled in irritation before she acquiesced.

Erza/Rath: Fine. Whatever. Rath was done with the stupid fire anyway.

Remembering how Y/N shifted back, she tapped the green hourglass dial on her chest. In a flash of emerald, Erza/Y/N reverted back to human form. She held her head, allowing a groan to escape her lips.

Y/N/Erza: (angry) Seriously?! You've been sitting there this whole time?

Makarov: (laughed) Well...I was quite amused.

Erza/Y/N turned to Y/N/Erza, the memories of what she did as that powerful tiger form, Rath, were hitting her like a rushing freight train.

Erza/Y/N: (shocked) Did I...really try to punch fire?

Wakaba: You sure did.

Elfman: As manly as it sounds, trying to beat fire with your fists is just plain dumb!

Y/N/Erza: Don't worry about it.

Y/N was walking over to her and laying a comforting hand on her shoulder. Well, technically it was really his shoulder.

Y/N/Erza: Rath isn't... really the brightest of my forms.

Erichuber9: You can say that again! 

Sambamhaw: You're not supposed to be here!

Erza/Y/N: How can you possibly accomplish anything with him? And by the way, how many forms do you have?

Erza/Y/N: How can you possibly accomplish anything with him? And by the way, how many forms do you have?

Y/N/Erza smiled as he rubbed the back of his hand awkwardly.

Y/N/Erza: Rath's one of my strongest transformations, despite his...well...you know...anger issues.

EricHuber9: Again, you can say that again! I'm sorry I've gone mad with power!

The author gran his partner by the shirt and pulled him out of the screen.

Y/N/Erza: As for that second question, I guess the others didn't tell yah, but I have over seventy forms.

Erza/Y/N's eyes widened. She was very impressed. Before Y/N and the others left for Galuna Island, she remembered Mirajane telling her that Y/N possessed many forms with different abilities. But seventy? That amount of transformations was unheard of for any Take-Over wizard.

Erza/Y/N: Impressive, but since I wasn't here when you first came to the Guild, do you mind telling me what all they can do?

Y/N/Erza: (smirk) Super-strength, super-speed, flight, regeneration, elemental powers, invulnerability...

Rebecca/Lucy: It's really a question of what powers he doesn't have. Well...in this case what you can actually do since you're in his body.

Y/N/Erza: What she said!

Robo-Happy: Aye sir!

Erza/Y/N was left absolutely dumbfounded! If what Y/N said was true, then he was just as powerful as she was, if not potentially more!

Ur/Cana: (smirk) Got any interesting form for something more exotic?

Cana/Ur: (smirk) Like say.... a dimly lighted room?

Y/N/Erza: (blush) N-Not that I'm aware of... 

Lucy/Rebecca: Great, All of our magic has been switched but we all stink at it. I hate this. Why me?

Rebecca/Lucy: All I can do is shoot people with Happy's gun form.

???: No need to worry, Lucy!

They all turned to see a petite, blue haired girl named Levy standing by the front doors with the other two members of her team, Jet and Droy standing on either side of her.

Rebecca/Lucy: Levy, it's you!

Natsu/Gray: Levy?

Droy: The Shadow Gear team is here to save the day! You guys will be back to normal in no time!

Jet: Oh yeah, we got this. No sweat.

Jet/Droy: Now! Do your thing, Levy!

Mirajane: When you boys say we, you really mean her, right?

In response, the two men only chuckled.

Ur/Cana: (drunky) Go Levy Go!!! Hahahaha!

Cana/Ur: (annoyed) Yo! Could you please cut down on the drinking.

Ur/Cana: (drunky) NEVER!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Lucy/Rebecca: You're so kind to help us!

Levy: Anything for a friend; besides, I really want to read your novel. And it would be kinda weird talking about it in front of Rebecca.

Natsu/Gray: What are you gonna do?

Levy: (smirk) Well, I do know a thing or two about reading ancient texts.

Gathering a bunch of translation books, putting on a pair of magic glasses that let the wearer read at high speeds and grabbing the thing that start this mess in the first place, Levy sat down at a table with everyone gathered around it and watching.

Levy: All, I have to figure out the words are by taking a look at what was written on the flyer itself.

Lucy/Rebecca: Sounds good, but please do it quickie!

Rebecca/Lucy: Yeah, it would be really awkward to do a video for my channel, and having to explain what went wrong, plus I know that Labilia is just going to make a video out of this!

Robo-Happy: So pretty please give my best friend her body back!

Happy/Shiki: (struggling) Can someone please help me?!

Shiki/Happy: Sorry, you have to help yourself or else others would end up in the same position as you, or worse.

Levy begins reading a book, her red reading glasses casting a beam of rainbow colored light over the pages, allowing her to read much faster.

Levy: Okay... ugo deru...

Gray/Natsu: Please hurry. We only have ten minutes left.

Y/N/Erza: You sure it's okay to be saying those words out loud?

Levy: Don't worry. It's totally safe as long as you don't read everything in the correct order.

Natsu/Gray: There's not much time! Ugh... I can't take it! I can't take being so cold! Change me back!

Gray/Natsu: Well, I can't take being so hot! It's like I've eaten a bowl of peppers!

Lucy/Rebecca: How's it going, Levy?

Levy was silent, still looking at the request paper.

Natsu/Gray: Have you figured it out?

Levy: No, I'm stumped!

Natsu/Gray and Rebecca/Lucy both let out frustrated yells.

Shiki/Happy: No! I can't stay as some strange flying cat forever!

Happy/Shiki: (struggling) What's so terrible about that?! 

Erza/Y/N: Surely my fate isn't to remain in a man's body for the rest of my life.

Y/N/Erza: This is no picnic for me either, yah know.... (blush) Plus, I don't think I could survive looking at this body naked.

Natsu/Gray: NO! I hate this! I can't remain in this ice bastard's body forever!

Gray/Natsu: Hey I don't wanna stay in your body either, loser!

Natsu/Gray and Gray/Natsu: You wanna fight?!

Erza/Y/N: SILENCE!!!

Natsu/Gray and Gray/Natsu immediately shivered while Y/N/Erza was surprised.

Y/N/Erza: (thoughts) Whoa. I didn't know my voice could get that powerful. Man, Hulk would love to meet her.

Levy: Look I know you guys are freaking out, but I'm still working on it, okay? 

Ur/Cana: (drunk) Like......I-i-i-i said be....fore as Looooooong as I have a fre-hic-sh drink in my hand, I.......m perfectly fine with this! Man, this body cannot handle my drinking.

Cana/Ur: (deadpan) I'm more worried about my liver than switching back.

Natsu/Gray: (to Macao) How much time do we have left?!

Macao: (holds a sign with the number 8) Eight minutes. Hate to say it, but you might wanna start preparing for the worst.

Lucy/Rebecca: (sad) Great, how I can complete my goal of finding all of the Zodiac Keys if I cannot even summon them!

Rebecca/Lucy: Well, look on the bright side, at least our bodies are similar so we're not affected by much.

Gray/Natsu: So what happens if we wind up getting stuck like this?

Natsu/Gray: UH... what do you mean by that?

Gray/Natsu: Are we just gonna try to adjust to our new bodies and go back to work?

Natsu/Gray: Well, yeah I'd guess we'd have to, it's not like we have a bunch of options.

Y/N/Erza: Take it easy there, guys. No one-

Suddenly, Y/N/Erza paused as a realization came to his mind. This made the others look at inquiringly.

Erza/Y/N: What? What is it, Y/N?

Y/N/Erza: I just realized something. None of us know how to use our powers. If we were to take a job, we wouldn't be able to finish it.

Shocked looks crossed over the Fairy Tail members faces.

Natsu/Gray: OH geez you're right! We stink, and that means...

Group: WE'RE THE WEAKEST TEAM IN FAIRY TAIL NOW!!!

It was true. If the spell wasn't undone, they would be trapped in another's body with no knowledge on how to use that person's powers. And being trapped in another person's body would not only have ramifications on their missions, but their personal lives as well.

For Y/N, he had spent years unlocking aliens and learning how to use their abilities. But now, trapped in a female red-headed mage's body, Y/N would not only have to figure out how to learn and utilize Erza's magic, but his life would be completely awkward too. After all, a man being stuck in a woman's body was certainly not something easy to adjust to. Especially someone so... buxomly.

Happy/Shiki: (struggling) Speak... for yourself! I think I've... Got a handle on thi- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Happy/Shiki words immediately backfired as he went up in the air like a rocket crashing through the roof of the Guild and into the sky.

Natsu/Gray: HAPPY!!!!!!!!

Macao: (worried) You think he is alright?

Rebecca/Lucy: No. Well, at least until he hits the stratosphere then you can be worried!

Shiki/Happy: (deadpan) I'm not going to even switch back, I'd rather face a whole swarm of bugs than this!

Erza/Y/N: This is unacceptable! I'm an S-Class wizard and I refuse to be a part of Fairy Tail's weakest team if only I was back in my body!

Y/N/Erza: Will you guys calm down?!

Y/N/Erza stood up, drawing all eyes on the team to him; more importantly though, his yelling also made them shut up.

Y/N/Erza: Listen, I don't like this anymore than you, but sitting here complaining about it isn't gonna make it any better. If we have to adapt to our new bodies and powers then fine...that's what we'll do.

The team looked at Y/N/Erza in shock. The way Y/N yelled and solaced them with a commanding voice, sounded much like Erza, even though he was in her body. Erza/Y/N looked at him blankly; the way he took charge and tried to reassure everyone that everything would be fine appealed to her. 

Cana/Ur: Well, aren't we so charming! (puts his/her face in-between her breasts)

Y/N/Erza: (muffed blush) W-w-w-w-w-where isssss your b-b-b-b-bra?!

Cana/Ur: Huh?! (look down) Well, you're right, oh well, why ruin the moment.

Erza, Lucy,and Rebecca's thoughts: WHY That bitch!

Lucy/Rebecca, Erza/Y/N, and Rebecca/Lucy started to get jealous with their own dark auras. As for Ur/Cana...

Ur/Cana: (smirk) I should be mad....but that is my body. So I'll let it slide.

Levy: Yes, that's it!

Immediately after that exclamation, the team crowded around Levy with a mix of excited and relieved looks.

Natsu/Gray: Really? So you can lift the spell?

Gray/Natsu: Come on! Do it!

Levy: This is what it says: May this eternal exchange provide you with eternal happiness. (smile) Kinda cute, isn't it?

Ur/Cana: (curious) Really? The one that I used on my master said the exchange would give him eternal fortune.

Gray/Natsu: Yeah, and?

Levy: In other words, everyone who has been affected by this spell will live happily ever after! You're so lucky! I'm so glad I figured it out.

At that moment, it grew deathly quiet as the horrifying realization hit them like a pile of bricks. Finally though...

Natsu/Gray: OH NO WAY!!! You're telling me we're stuck like this forever?!

Gray/Natsu: We wanted you to lift the spell. Not read it, remember?

Levy: Oh, that's right. Sorry!

Rebecca/Lucy: You got this. I have faith you can do it. But you gotta work a little faster, okay? Maybe there's a hidden message or code or something like that in the request?

Levy: Yeah, good idea.

Levy went back to work, trying to understand the text on the request paper with Jet and Droy cheering her on.

Jet/Droy: Go! Go! Go! Go Levy!

Wakaba stared at this scene with a perplexed expression, a sweat drop falling down his face.

Wakaba: Isn't all that racket gonna distract her?

Elfman: Nah, they're just trying to get her pumped up! And they need all the help they can get!

Elfman jumped in with Droy and Jet and began cheering her on.

Levy: Ugh, I'm still not seeing any kind of a pattern here, it doesn't seem to make any sense...

Macao pulled out a purple board with a yellow three printed on it.

Macao: Three minutes left.

Erza/Y/N: Well this is it. This is how I'm gonna spent the rest of my life...as...a man.

Erza/Y/N fell to her hands and knees and whimpered. 

Erza/Y/N: I've worked so hard.

Erza/Y/N was about to cry until she felt a comforting hand on her shoulder. She turned to see Y/N/Erza smiling at her. 

Y/N/Erza: If it makes you feel any better, I know how you feel.

Erza/Y/N: You do?

Y/N/Erza: Yeah, being stuck in a woman's body forever doesn't bode well with me either. But I know that's not gonna happen. I'm confident we'll get back in our original bodies.

Erza/Y/N looked at him puzzlingly. 

Erza/Y/N: How can you be so sure?

Y/N/Erza: (shrugs) I just am.

Erza's Thoughts: We have less than a couple minutes left before we are stuck in each other's bodies...yet, he's still confident that everything will work out? Who are you, Y/N Tennyson? (smile) Whether I'm in this body or hopefully back in mine...I have a gut feeling that I'll enjoy fighting alongside him. 

Erza/Y/N: (stood up) You're right.

Natsu/Gray: Have you figured it out yet?!

Macao held up a white poster board with a red number one in the center.

Macao: Your situation is dire with only one minute to go!

Y/N/Erza: Where do you keep getting all these posters?

Natsu/Gray: I DON'T RECALL ASKING FOR THE TIME! SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, KAY?!

Macao: Jeez, I was just trying to help.

Natsu/Gray: Wait! What about Happy?!

???: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

As if on cue, coming down and creating another hole in the ceiling, was Happy/Shiki! And with a loud crash, landed right onto Natsu/Gray!

Shiki/Happy: And there he is. 

Happy/Shiki & Natsu/Gray: Look at all the fishies!

Levy, meanwhile, was hard at work trying to undo the spell. 

Levy: Okay, I think I've almost got it worked out.

Elfman: Work it, Levy! Yeah! You're on fire!

Wakaba: He's too good at that.

Makarov: (seen behindStill trying to break the spell, are you?

Gray/Natsu: Look if you're trying to teach us a lesson here, we've learned it already okay?

Just then, a thought came into Makarov's mind.

Makarov: OH!!

Suddenly, the group nearly gasped in anticipation. The rest of the group crowed in front of him immediately with hope in their eyes.

Erza/Y/N: Yes Master?

Makarov: Nope. Nevermind, kids. I'm drawing a blank....

At that, the group fell over in deflation; besides Y/N, who just stood stationary with his arms and jaw hanging down.

Y/N/Erza: Not cool, dude! Not cool!

Macao holding up a sign with a big number forty on it

Macao: You guys have about forty seconds left, More or less...starting now!"

Natsu/Gray: What do you mean 'more or less?!

Makarov: I just remembered something about the spell!

Erza/Y/N: What is it?

Makarov: While it can be lifted, I'm afraid it has to be done one pair at a time. Meaning, it's impossible to change you all back at once.

Natsu/Gray: WHAT!?

Macao holding up another sign with a 30 on it.

Macao: Thirty seconds...ish?

Y/N/Erza: Seriously! Where do you keep getting those boards?!

Gray/Natsu: So, which pair's going first?

Cana/Ur: To be honest it should be me! I'm really worried about my liver right now!

Ur/Cana: (drunk) Oh please, yooooooooou just take your alcohol in-take bet-hic-ter!

Cana/Ur: (angry) YOUR IN MY BODY AND THE ONE DRINKING IN IT!!!

Natsu/Gray: No way! It should be me and Gray!

Gray/Natsu: Sounds good to me.

Lucy/Rebecca: That is so not fair. I think it should be me and Rebecca!

Shiki/Happy: Hey! Me and Happy should switch back first!

Happy/Shiki: Well I don't care, either way.

Erza/Y/N: Hold on! Since me and Y/N are Fairy Tail's strongest wizards, we should go first. It's for the good of the Guild.

Y/N/Erza: (rubbed his neck sheepishly) How many times do I have to tell you guys I'm not a wizard?

Immediately, a big argument broke out between five of the six person team, Y/N being left out. He only stood to the side, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration.

Y/N/Erza: (thoughts) Man these people bicker a lot!.

Levy: Hold on you guys! I got it!

The team instantly ceased their squabbling as they gathered close to Levy's work table.

Lucy/Rebecca: Really?

Levy: Yeah, but listen, I'll try and explain this as quickly as I can.

Macao: And nine...eight...

As Macao counted down he received a wicked haymaker from Natsu/Gray, sending him crashing through a bench unconscious.

Natsu/Gray: No time! Just change us back! Hurry!

Levy: Alright! Yeah..., here it goes!

Suddenly, the request paper that had started this mess began to glow brightly once more. She then held out her arms as she chanted. 

Levy: Aruboroya tesura rugi gou! Aruboroya tesura rugi gou! Aruboroya tesura rugi gou!

Rainbow colored light and sparkles descended over the team. Then, an awe-inspiring helix of bright colors and magical ciphers appeared over the page, casting light throughout the Guild Hall. The beam then shot into the sky, where anyone from Magnolia could see it.

After a moment, the light died away and the group let out collective sighs. The group stood still for a few seconds before Y/N blinked a couple times. When his focus finally returned, he looked himself over and smiled. He was back in his own body.

Y/N: Hey! I'm back to normal!

Erza, who was standing a fair distance to his side, examined herself shortly and smiled too.

Erza: I am as well.

Ur: Good lord! I smell like a walking brewery!

Cana: Oh come on it's not that bad!

Lucy & Rebecca: YES!!! WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL!

Happy & Robo-Happy: AYE SIRS!!!

Shiki: Alright, I'm me again!

Natsu: I'm back in my old body!

Gray: Thank God! I thought I would have to stay as Dragon Breath forever!

Natsu: (angry) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME ICE CUBE!!!!

Lucy: Levy, you're awesome!

Levy: That's right.

Droy: Oh yeah.

Jet: All of our cheering worked, huh?

Lucy: You gotta tell us. How'd you do it?

Levy: Well, when I realized that the words themselves had no meaning, I decided to read them backwards.

Y/N: (confused) Backwards? 

Levy: It's actually an old trick. Ancient languages like this one didn't have many letters. So sometimes they had to be a little more creative with how they used their words. That's why when I reversed the words, I reversed the spell too.

Lucy: How cool.

Natsu: At least that's over...

Gray: We owe you big time, Levy.

Levy: Don't worry about it. 

???: Good work, kids. 

The group turned and was met with quite a confusing sight. Mirajane was sitting cross-legged on the bar countertop, but she was holding Makarov's cane behind her back.

Levy and Lucy: W-Wha...

Mirajane/Makarov: Something's not right. Hey guys, did I get shorter?

Y/N: Oh no... Oh God, please no!

Lucy: Oh no! Mirajane?!

Gray: Don't tell me that Mira switched bodies with Gramps!

Makarov/Mirajane: Oh boy! You won't hear me complaining about this!

Mirajane/Makarov: No! This can't be happening!

Erza: Oh no... Who else has been...

Robo-Happy: Listen! All of you just need to man up and get over it, okay?

Elfman: Uhhh! Rebecca I think something went wrong?!

Rebecca: (shocked) NOOOO!!!!! NOT MY HAPPY!!!!!

Gray: Elfman and the robot Happy?! Anyone else?

Jet/Droy: Hey, Droy.

Droy looked over to Jet only for his face to fall into shock.

Droy/Jet: Yeah? What is it now, Jet?

He looked over and was met with similar shocking results.

Jet and Droy: Hey man! Stop looking like me!

Ur: You just had to ask, didn't you?!

Makarov/Mirajane: I don't think anyone's gonna be able to tell the difference with you two! But in my case, having a body like this is a dream come true.

Mirajane/Makarov: (crying) Please help me, Levy! Help me!

Rebecca: YEAH!!! I really can't do my videos with Happy like that!

Levy and the others stared at their fellow, body-swapped friends, who were bickering amongst each other. Dumbfounded expressions were plastered on their faces while sweat drops rolled down their faces.

Levy: Oh no... I think I'm a little in over my head here.

Y/N: Oh boy... This... makes things complicated.

Narrator: Magic is not a toy. In the blink of an eye, it can turn your world on its head. The very fabric of your being can be pulled from you in an instant. So don't take it lightly. Until next time... 

Natsu and Lucy: Are you seriously gonna end it like this?! 

Y/N: Author, just end it please!

Sambamhaw: My character wants this to end, and I'm the author! So, yes!

Chapter 13 ended.

Now that was a long chapter. I like to thank @EricHuber98 for helping me out with this chapter. 

The next chapter will be the fight between Y/N and Shiki, who will win? Let me know what you guys think at the comments below, peace out!