Saturday, March 24, X791

Fairy Tail High School Magnolia, Fiore 77392

Dear Mr. Makarov, 

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever we did wrong.

What we did was wrong but, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.

What do you care?

You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions.

You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Correct?

That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.

We were brainwashed.

Five Fairy Tail high schoolers have to suffer eight hours of detention.

The brain, Erza.

The athlete, Gray.

The basket case, Juvia.

The princess, Lucy.

And the criminal, Natsu.