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Zeref: Hello Natsu

Natsu: Um... Why r u texting me?

Zeref: ...

Natsu: Well?

Zeref: ...

Natsu: ...

Zeref: Cant I talk to my little brother?

Natsu: ...

Zeref: Fine. I'll talk to mavis.

Natsu: Don't think she'll wanna talk to you either 

Zeref: Why u guys so mean to me? 

Natsu: Cuz u r trying to destroy the world... duh

Zeref: But... I was doing it for a good cause!

Natsu: Uh huh

Zeref: No! Really

Natsu: Well, ur 'good' cause hasn't turned out good

Zeref: ...

Zeref: Ill just go talk to mavis, she's nicer than u

Natsu: Oh really...

Zeref: U just wait! 

Natsu: Whatever