Juvia: Love rival, Juvia wants advice!

Lucy: I AM NOT YOUR LOVE RIVAL!

Juvia: Yes Love rival is! Love rival is just jealous that juvia's going out with Gray and she isn't!

Lucy: You are!? Well, good for you.

Juvia: Love rival is trying to deny that she is jealous of Juvia!

Lucy: Look, I don't like Gray! I already like someone else!

Juvia: Juvia is curious who love rival likes

Lucy: ...

Lucy: well what was it you wanted advice on?

Juvia: Juvia's first date with Gray-sama of course!

Lucy: Ok... well I don't really have any experience with that... why don't you ask... Mira?

Juvia: Juvia is very thankful to love rival! Juvia will ask the other girls what they think!

Lucy: I AM NOT YOUR LOVE RIVAL!