This suggestion was by AkumaTheDevilChild, thanks for the suggestion. So here it is...

Happy: Hey Lucy! 

Lucy: What... 

Happy: Natsu liiiiiiiiiikes youuuuu! 

Lucy: Shut it cat! and I really doubt that! 

Happy: Then why does he always break into your apartment? 

Lucy: ...

Happy: and... He's always mumbling 'Lucy' in his sleep... hehe 

Lucy: I SAID SHUT IT! If you value your life... YOU WILL BE QUIET! 

Happy: You liiiiiiiike hiiiiiimmm! 

Lucy: Dead. 

Happy: But whyyyyyyyyyyy! 

Sorry it was really short...  Hope ya liked it anyways. Thanks again for the suggestion  AkumaTheDevilChild.