So Oreos--And--Milk requested this one. I am so so so sorry if it sucks which it probably does!

Zeref: Hey Mavis!!

Mavis: Zeref

Zeref: Arent you happy to talk to me??

Mavis: No

Zeref: Aww why not??

Mavis: Because we are in the middle of a war at the moment....A bit busy are we?

Zeref: C'mon Mavis dont be such a party pooper!

Mavis: Yea well to bad Zeref cuz I can do whatever I want!

Zeref: And why is that?

Mavis: Cuz I am the first master of Fairy Tail and the Fairy Tactician!

Zeref: You know Mavis, you should join me in the battle. If you do we would be unstoppable! Come to the dark side Mavis! We have cookies!

Mavis: Why would I abandon my guild?

Zeref: For cookies?

Mavis: Hmm....cookies sound sooo good right now...

Mavis: Wait a sec...I'm a ghost. I cant eat cookies! Wahhhhh! Zeref how could you??

Zeref: What did I do?

Mavis: You have cookies!

Zeref: Yea you want some? You have to come join us then

Mavis: I CANT EAT COOKIES IDIOT!!

Zeref: Ok then.....ill describe to you how they taste

Mavis: Fine. Guess that will do.

Zeref: So...they are chewy, soft, delicious...

Mavis: Bye!

Zeref: What?

Mavis: You're making me jealous and mad so bye

Zeref: But Mavis you cant leave...I LOVE YOU

Mavis: And where did that get me? I CANT EAT COOKIES

Zeref: O_O

Hey guys! Sorry if this one sucked majorly but I tried! Kinda a very weird one, but no helping that huh?

Anyway I think my user name is WAY to common so I was thinking of changing it. So far my ideas are:

Maniacal_skyslayer

Yea thats about all I have. Any suggestions for a new one, or should I just keep the same?

Any requests?