Natsu: Yo Sting. I need to ask you a question

Sting: Wassup bro! What you wanna ask??

Natsu: *smirks at lacrima* What did you spike your hair with?? Dragon Dung?

Sting: You. Did. Not. Just. Go. There

Natsu: Oh. I. Think. I. Just. Did

Sting: If we are insulting each other right now then you are going to regret it!

Natsu: Oh yea?

Sting: Yea!!

Sting: Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Natsu: True. Have you met my brother?

Sting: Ugg! How about this one?!

Sting: What language are you speaking? Cuz it sure sounds like bullshit.

Natsu: Well if you understand it, then you must speak it too right?

Sting: ARGG! Im going to win this insult battle!

Sting: I would ask how old you are, but i know you cant count that high!

Natus: That is so true! I lost count of my age ages ago! And I mean AGES!

Natsu: You know Sting, you should just give up. I know you literally just looked these all up. I aint no idiot.

Sting: ...

Sting: LOSER!

Natsu: Really? That was the best you could come up with?

Sting: I cant think under pressure okay? Dont judge me!

Natsu: Judge judge judge

Sting: T_T

Natsu: Now I have a question for you.

Sting: WHAT

Natsu: Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?

Sting: Hey! Wait a sec...I see that one the website Im on...Oh! Someone posted a new insult!

Sting: "What is the most common name for an idiot? Sting."

Sting: Posted by user, NaTsUfIrE

Sting: Are you serious right now?

Sting: You know what?! We arent friends anymore!

Natsu: ...

Natsu: When were we ever friends?

HEY HYE YEH! ITS BEEN A WHILE!! Sorry Ive just been SO busy with school and stress and its just pretty hard to balance! BUT I UPDATED!

YAY!

Hope you enjoyed this update!

i personally feel that Natsu was a TOTAL savage in here lol