Natsu: heyyerhd lucyrhue 

Jellal: I think you have the wrong number.

Natsu: Whatsnk??)$ Thishdh isbf lucyrheu 

Jellal: Um, no it is not. Who even are you?

Natsu: Itshdn mehd Nasuddm!$!& hwodh coudld uebs forgesd mehdn!!$

Jellal: Natsu? Oh wait I deleted your contact from my phone a while ago, so that must be why this is an unknown number  

Jellal: Are you drunk? I mean, I know you're dumb, but at least you can spell.

Natsu: drunkfb??? No nifb, Canadhen justh gaveji mej someb juine 

Natsu: wheresn arehf youdd lcuydyn??

Jellal: I'm not Lucy. Now please get yourself somber and collect yourself, and we can never speak about this again  

Natsu: Butsb lucysb youdj aref endjgnd oursj relatiohdnrshipf alrefyk??

Jellal: As far as I know, you and Lucy never had a relationship so I have no idea what you are talking about.

Natsu: :'(

Jellal: You can't manage to spell, but you can correctly make a crying face?

Jellal: Okay, and if Cana gave you "juice" that I am sure she didn't mean to give you, you might want to run.

Jellal: I mean you act all tough, but I know that at the slightest move from half of the girls in the your guild, you would cry.

Jellal: And I'm counting Gray in the girl count.

Jellal: I mean , have you heard him scream?

Natsu: Ehate ajre yorbs talkind biuts?!)

Jellal: Ok, I am done with this conversation because you are actually too stupid to handle. 

Jellal: See you.

Natsu: NODH LUCYDB COMEH BSCKUR

Natsu: I criod 

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