Natsu: Gray

Natsu: Gray

Natsu: Gray

Gray: What tf do you want

Gray: You do realize that its one in the afternoon right?

Gray: No one is up at this hour, ever!!

Natsu: I am!!

Natsu: BUT GRAY

Natsu: LUCY THREW A BOOK AT ME EARLIER AND 

Natsu: It's called "Poetry for Kids" and ITS AMAZING

Gray: Does it seem like i care

Gray: Right now the only concern on my mind is getting more sleep

Natsu: WAIT

Natsu: Once you hear this amazing poem I think its called???? anyway once you hear it

Natsu: You will be left in awe

Natsu: Or whatever awe means. Lucy said it earlier

Gray: You won't stop bothering me until you tell me right?

Natsu: Nope! You must hear this poem!

Gray: k

Natsu: 

My goldfish took up tennis.

They installed a little net
at the bottom of their fishtank
for their first official set.

They got tennis balls and racquets.
They got tennis shoes and shorts,
for my fish are fond of tennis
more than any other sports.

It's a funny thing to watch them.
when they practice every day,
as the tennis balls they serve each other
always float away. 

(CREDIT TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS POEM. I DID NOT WRITE IT. I DO NOT OWN THIS POEM. I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET. https://www.poetry4kids.com/poems/my-goldfish-took-up-tennis/)

Natsu: Isn't that hilarious??? IT WAS SO FUNNY AND AMZING

Gray: What even was that

Gray: That doesn't even make sense. Goldfish are fish, and fish can't play tennis, maybe in your poem, but not in reality.

Natsu: Wow. 

Natsu: You really are cold, aren't you? GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME OVER AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE

Gray: I will punch you in the face

Natsu: NOT IF I HIT YOU FIRST

Natsu: YOU RUINED MY POEM I WILL RUIN YOUR FACE.

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Lucy: Gray! Where are you?

Gray: Lucy. You have made a mistake.

Lucy: Me? More like you did, because you aren't here.

Gray: Why would you ever give Natsu poetry? Once he reads a poem, he changes.

Gray: Gildarts once read us all a poem when we were younger. Natsu changed, and it wasn't for the better. 

Lucy: Yes, I realized that. Natsu came o my house and ate dinner with me tonight. HE EVEN DID THE DISHES AND USED UTENSILS AND A NAPKIN LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. 

Lucy: How is this not for the better?

Gray: Natsu freaking burned down half of my house Lucy

Gray: Just because I didn't see the "true beauty" in it

Gray: How is this the better Natsu?

Lucy: Maybe not for you, but the guild loves it!

Lucy: Also where are you? We told you that we were having a party tonight right?

Gray: Yeah, I ignored that invitation because Natsu accepted it.

Lucy: Gray

Lucy: Juvia is flooding the guild 

Lucy: Also, Erza just announced to me that if you don't get your butt over here, she's putting you in charge of clean up duty.

Gray: NO

Gray: I REFUSE

Gray: I'M RUNNING AWAY

Lucy: Gray?

Lucy: Gray?

Lucy: Erza is planning on hunting you down later. 

Lucy: Good luck.

Hello hello. Well, I'm not dead. Very inactive however, so my apologies for that. I am truly going to try my hardest to try to go back to once a week updates. Please, be my guest to pm me and bully me to write. 

How are you guys anyway? I hope you're all doing well. And let me just give you guys another huge thanks for still supporting my book, even though I don't update that much.

also

who else is heartbroken because BTS is having a concert and you can't go