Lucy: Hey Loke!

Loke: Lucy!

Lucy: So...Loke I need some help

Loke: Anything! I'll come right away! I have nothing planned for today!

Lucy: No no no. I just need to ask for some advice. Nothing major

Loke: Ahh. I understand....you wanna know how to do it....in bed? I can show you if you want. (Cant believe I just wrote that XD)

Lucy: No! Pervert! Thats something Taurus would say!

Loke: I am not a cow. I didnt know you thought so little of me.

Lucy: Im sorry im sorry!! I need different advice. Love yes, but not THAT

Loke: I guess I could help. But make it quick cuz Aries is coming over soon.

Lucy: Wow. You said earlier that you had an open schedule

Loke: That was before you rejected me so harshly. I need some love in my life!

Lucy: Ok sorry again. Anyway I seriously need help and if I asked Mira I think she might faint

Loke: What is it?

Lucy: Well......this is embarrassing

Loke: Cmon im on a timed schedule!

Lucy: Calm down buddy!

Loke: ...

Lucy: I like Natsu

Loke: I know

Lucy: WHAT

Loke: Lucy darling. Its so obvious. But since Natsu is super oblivious, he probably doesnt know. Is that all?

Lucy: Well......thats the issue....he knows

Loke: Oh! How?

Lucy: I...um...saiditwhileiwassleeping

Loke: What was that?

Lucy: I was sleep talking and he heard it so....

Loke: Oh Aries is here! Gotta go!

Lucy: What? Tell me something!

Loke: Man up

Lucy: Im not even a man!!

Loke: Have fun!

Lucy: T_T

Requested by @Highjixed

Weird update but its like 12 in the morning here, so im updating now cuz I am not a normal person who updates at a reasonable hour.

Anyway, I like seeing your thoughts on the questions I ask so im gonna ask another.

In a battle with Laxus and Mira, who would win??