Gray: Flamebucket...we need to have a chat

Natsu: Iceslug! A chat? How bout a fight?!

Gray: Im never one to turn down a fight...and I wont start now! COME AT ME BRO!!

Natsu: You asked for it!! 

AFTER ALL THIS FIGHTING

Gray: This is all your fault!!

Natsu: My fault?!?! THINK AGAIN ICE PRINCESS!!!!

Gray: HAHA NO

Natsu: SAY IT! IT WASNT MY FAULT!

Gray: It wasnt my fault 

Natsu: ARGGG! THAT WASNT WHAT I MEANT IDIOT

Gray: You put yourself in that hole...anyway CAN WE HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION FOR ONCE

Natsu: NO! unless...

Gray: Unless???

Natsu: Get me some food...then well talk

Gray: Well?? Dont you mean we'll??

Natsu: Whatever! Im not me when Im hungry!

Gray: Fine whatever

AFTER NATSU ATE SOME FOOD...AND IS STILL STUFFING HIS FACE WITH IT

Gray: Does it hurt to eat like a civilized person??

Natsu: It does actually!!! I did it once and then i stabbed myself with that pointy thing and i came to the conclusion that hands are just better!

Gray: Ok then...anyway i had a question

Natsu: What?

Gray: Who do you like Natsu?

Natsu: Like? I love everybody! Fairy Tail is family!

Gray: Ugg. This is going to be challenging

Gray: What i meant was...WHO DO LIKE AS IN SOUL MATE WISE??

Natsu: Soul mate?

Gray: Are you kidding me??

Natsu: Wait! I think Igneel told me...was it like mates? Where you find the one person in the world you are meant for and live happily forever? Thats soul mates?

Gray: Yes Flamebrain

Natsu: Dont call me that Ice Princess!

Gray: JUST TELL ME!

Natsu: Why do you want to know??

Gray: Well...I had this thought..

Natsu: Fine whatever. Lucy

Gray: That was unexpected. i thought you would say Lissana.

Natsu: Lissana? Nah were just friends

Gray: Again with the proper grammar Natsu

Natsu: Why would I need proper grammar when you know what im saying?

Gray: Well...

Natsu: Ha! I win 

Gray: ...

Natsu: Now that Ive told you you tell meh

Gray: Juvia

Natsu: Well at least your sure of your love life then

Gray: Yep. Meanwhile you...

Natsu: Shut up!

Gray: Now can you please find a napkin im across the guild hall AND i can still see the crumbs all over your face. Its pretty gross

Natsu: If you dont like it then ill definitely keep it on

Gray: I'll

Natsu: ...

Well

I have no words lol