Cana: Hey boys

Cana: I need your help

Jet: Um sorry but I'm trying to impress Levy rn 

Droy: Same!

Cana: I'm across the guild and Levy is talking to Gajeel

Cana: What are you on

Jet: Well, maybe not rn but soon once that loser leaves

Droy: Yeah, he's not good for Levy and I don't know why she's giving him the time and day

Cana: Okay, keep telling yourselves that

Cana: Gajeel is totally whipped btw

Jet: That's good!! LEVY WILL CRUSH HIS HEART

Droy: YES!

Cana: Can you stop talking about yourself for one moment and help me?

Jet: I'm talking about Gajeel...

Cana: Anyway, Dad took my alcohol

Cana: First off, he says I need to cut down on my intake, but he himself isn't doing that so why should I?

Cana: He thinks he's setting a good example but the whole time he's chugging beer from across the guild???EXCUSE ME

Droy: So what's the deal? He doesn't want you to die of alcohol poisoning

Jet: True

Cana: That would be my decision, wouldn't it?

Cana: Here's the deal I'm offering.

Cana: You get me beer, and I get you Levy

Jet: ...

Jet: You'll get her away from Gajeel?

Cana: Get me beer

Droy: Levy or death from Guildarts or Gajeel or Cana...

Droy: I'm on it

Cana: Good. I'm feeling withdrawal symptoms already

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Jet: So you got what you wanted...where's our part of the deal?

Droy: Yeah, Levy's still talking to the loser

Cana: whaat

Cana: Whatsjd deall

Jet: I knew we should have made her hold up her end first!!! Now she can't even type!!!

Droy: Let's go fight Gajeel on our own then! You fight Gajeel and I'll get Levy

Jet: How about you fight Gajeel and I'll get Levy

Droy: Nah, I like my plan better

Cana: idek but Levy's a perosn and shr shoulkd maken hero own decisionjfh

Cana: I hatede f whenf n dadjf tooksmswd my alkjchohold

Jet: For good reason it seems

Cana: Givehdh Levyhs adk choiceed

Droy: But she'll obviously choose Gajeel...he's better, faster, and stronger than us...and with that long hair as well

Cana: Thendej I guesnf yourefnv outtdna lucke boisssss

Jet: If you ever get sober, we are having a chat about the deals you make

Jet: This chat may involve some magic

Cana: ISn thatd a threatdcdfk

Cana: Fite meme boiid

Droy: On the count of three...

Droy: 1...2...3...

Jet: This is a text Droy, you can't really do a accurate count on here

Jet: But I'll fight Cana anyway

Jet: Cana?

Jet: Cana?

Droy: She passed out

Droy: That's not a shocker

Jet: fwfhjrhjfrjwnej why are we so stupid

Droy: I don't know man

hi!! so here's my second update, which I hope you enjoyed!!! Another update coming out tomorrow!! 

i just realized that people may be in different time zones, but I'd just like you all to know that for me, this is the second day and i am slacking lol...at least not today that is

and for today, I'm listening to Spring Day by BTS

I'm obsessed whoops