Thank you all for 800k+! We're in the home stretch to 1m! ^-^

Zeref: Hot Mavis!

Mavis: . . .

Zeref: *HIYA

Zeref: I meant hiya!

Mavis: Oh. XD

Zeref: Dumb autocorrect....

Mavis: It's okay! ^-^

Zeref: So...

Mavis: Heh heh...

Zeref: How have you been lately?

Mavis: Dead.

Mavis: You?

Zeref: I've been good.

Mavis: That's great! ^^

Zeref: Hey, Mavis?

Mavis: Yeah?

Zeref: Can I try some pick up lines on you?

Mavis: Uh... sure?

Zeref: Okay, thanks.

Mavis: . . .

Zeref: Are you a thief? Because you've certainly stolen my heart.

Mavis: I'm not a thief! I'm a ghost!

Zeref: It's just a pick up line.

Mavis: Oh.

Zeref: If I had to rate you 1-10 I'd rate you a 9, because I'm the one you're missing.

Mavis: I'm 9 what?

Zeref: It's a rating. You're a 9... never mind.

Mavis: Um... okay...?

Zeref: You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.

Mavis: But you just told me I was a 9.

Zeref: Okay... no more rating pick up lines for you...

Mavis: Huh?

Zeref: You must be Jamaican, because you're Jamaican me crazy.

Mavis: What's a Jamaican?

Zeref: It's just a pick up line...

Mavis: I don't get it.

Zeref: I'm just practicing.

Mavis: Um, okay?

Zeref: Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you!

Mavis: What are Charmanders, Mudkips, and Pokémon?

Zeref: Just a pick up line.

Mavis: Oh, yeah.

Zeref: One last one, okay?

Mavis: Yay... I mean, okay!

Zeref: From 1 — Haru, how free are you tonight?

Mavis: . . .

Zeref: Now is when you answer the question.

Mavis: Um, what's a Haru?

Zeref: Mavis, will you go out with me?

Mavis: On a... date?

Zeref: Yep, on a real date.

Mavis: I've never been on a real date before!

Zeref: Well, will you give me the honor of taking you on your first date?

Mavis: I don't know... I'm still not sure what a Haru is...

Zeref: It means you're free tonight.

Mavis: Well then yes! I am the Haru!

Zeref: ( ◠‿◠ )

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Natsu: Those are the worst pick up lines I've ever heard in my life.

Zeref: Shut up.

Thank you all for not killing me for writing this cringefest! Or am I speaking too soon...? ⊂((・x・))⊃
Anyways, thanks so much for reading, and I hope that I did not cause too many people to drink a gallon of bleach. Or five...
Guess what? My birthday is coming up on October 1st! (ᵔᴥᵔ)
I bet you all can't guess how old I'm turning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, I'd like to thank you all for your time and support, and always know that I love every single one of you! ♥︎