I apologize ahead of time, because this is gonna be a bit stupid.

Natsu: Dragon Slayers Unite!

Gajeel: Iron!

Rogue: Shadow!

Sting: Light!

Laxus: Lightning!

Cobra: Poison!

Wendy: Sky!

Natsu: Alright! Now...

Natsu: Gajeel...screw you.

Natsu: Rogue...you're kinda cool, but you're low key emo.

Natsu: Sting...you're a blonde try hard, and you look like a lemon.

Natsu: Laxus...you're a big fake jerk. LISTEN TO GRAMPS YA SALTY SAVAGE

Natsu: Cobra...you're just a creep with the fakest lacrima I've ever seen.

Natsu: Wendy...you're cool. 👌🏻

Gajeel: What is this? A joke?

Natsu: Well, pretty much all of you are just a bunch of jokes, so yeah.

Cobra: This isn't funny.

Natsu: You're right. It's not funny. Because I'm being completely serious.

Laxus: Quit being an a**, Natsu.

Natsu: See? You're a salty savage!

Wendy: You shouldn't use that kind of language, Laxus.

Laxus: IM A GROWN MAN.

Rogue: Wtf Natsu! I am not an emo!

Natsu: Yeah...you are. Even in the future you look like a weird emo voodoo creepo!

Gajeel: Natsu, never text me again. Ever.

Laxus: Yeah, same here.

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Cobra: I'm leaving too.

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Natsu: Whatever...they were lame and stupid anyways.

Sting: Rogue? I'll leave if you do.

Rogue: I'm outta here.

-------------Users Rogue and Sting have left the conversation-------------

Natsu: Okay...who's left?

Wendy: The little Sky dragon slayer...

Natsu: Ayye! The only cool one around here!

Wendy: :D

Natsu: Hey, we can be the Dynamic Dragon Duo!

Wendy: Yay! I feel so important!

Natsu: You are very important! But...I'm the leader. You're the sidekick.

Wendy: Oh, ok...

Well...that's a wrap! That was REALLY stupid. I was inspired by Scarlet_Knightwaker to write this from the comments...so...uh...go follow her! :)

Also...anyone else think Sting and Rogue are like Dan and Phil? Comment below who should be who, because I can't decide! :P

Well, see ya in the next update!