Erza: WHERE ARE YOU BOYS?!?

Natsu: Uh...not where you are!

Erza: You guys are so childish! This isn't hide and seek!

Gray: For us...yeah, it is.

Erza: JUST TAKE THE PUNISHMENT LIKE MEN!

Natsu: Maybe we're not men!

Gray: I wouldn't say that...but yeah! we don't want to be punished!

Erza: I'M MORE OF A MAN THEN YOU'LL EVER BE AND I'M A WOMAN!

Natsu: So?

Erza: So...stop stalling and take your punishment!

Natsu: No! Last time you beat me up!

Erza: I'll go easy.

Gray: Remind us again what we are being punished for?

Erza: YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!?

Natsu: No, because we don't care.

Erza: YOU RAN INTO ME YESTERDAY AND MADE ME DROP MY STRAWBERRY CAKE!

Natsu: And that's considered something a manly person would do? Get upset over a piece of cake? Suck it up! There's like ten more slices in the huge cake!

Erza: How dare you. I'll have you know that I picked the PERFECT PIECE OF CAKE, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD NO DENTS, NO LITTLE PARTS EATEN OFF BY HAPPY, NO. MISTAKES.

Natsu: You could've just eaten it off the floor...five second rule!

Erza: THE CAKE WAS WASTED! YOU NEED ME TO SPELL THAT OUT FOR YOU? W-A-S-T-E-D.

Gray: Oh...Natsu...I would find a better hiding place...she's gonna find you!

Natsu: Says the boy who's hiding behind the bar!

Gray: NATSU!

Erza: Gray.

Gray: What.

Erza: I'm gonna find you if you don't find another hiding place quick.

Gray: Yes...ma'am

Natsu: Teehee.

Gray: THANKS A LOT FOR TRYING TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS, NATSU!

Natsu: You're welcome! :D

Erza: Oh, and Natsu? You're getting the worst punishment.

Natsu: Why????

Erza: Because you threw your TEAMMATE under the bus...and you two aren't supposed to be fighting.

Natsu: You can punish me any way you want. Sword, dagger, spiky boot, scythe, hammer, katanas...anything but kicking me in the nuts!

Erza: Oh, great idea Natsu!

Gray: Oh, she got you there.

Natsu: O_O Oh crap.