Soul: Hey dude.

Natsu: Soul, my man! How ya been?

Soul: Cool as ever! Any luck with Lucy?

Natsu: I told you, she's just a friend. What about Maka?

Soul: o///o She's just a friend.

Natsu: Oh, I know how you feel. What's school like?

Soul: UNCOOL.

Natsu: I've never really been to school before. I was taught by a dragon!

Soul: You're funny! Was your tutor really that mean?

Natsu: No, he was really a dragon. I was raised by a dragon. His name was Igneel.

Soul: Oh...you were serious. Anyway, what happened to him? Did he die?

Natsu: I'm not sure. He left seven years ago, and he never came back.

Soul: Oh...that's uncool.

Natsu: I'm crying now. T-T

Soul: Aw, dude, don't cry!

Natsu: I'm kidding. Natsu don't cry.

Soul: I should've known that. Soul don't cry either! Well, unless I'm really happy...

Natsu: Anti-crying club!

Soul: Yeah!

Natsu: This is getting awkward.

Soul. Yeah...bye.

Natsu: Bye, and we never speak of this embarrassing club again.

Soul: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Natsu: Yep!

Soul: ANTI-Anti-Crying club!

Natsu: YEAH!