Sorry if this chapter kinda has major spoilers for the manga.... but that's okay, because it saves you the time if having to go out and buy the manga chapter to read 10 pages that can be summed up into this short chapter of FTT. ^^

Larcade: Hello.

Natsu: Who are you?!

Larcade: You do not know who I am?

Natsu: Obviously not...

Larcade: Would you like to know who I am?

Natsu: Please. How did you even get my number?!

Larcade: I received it from your brother.

Natsu: Zeref?! How do you know my brother, and why would he give you my number?

Larcade: Because I am the son of the great Zeref Dragneel. I am Larcade Dragneel.

Natsu: . . . lies.

Larcade: I assure you that it is not lies.

Natsu: Li~ies...

Larcade: Why do you assume I am lying?

Natsu: My brother doesn't have a son!

Larcade: Yes he does. His son is I, Larcade Dragneel.

Natsu: What kind of name is "Larcade"? What are you, a clothing detergent?

Larcade: Ask my father who named me.

Natsu: But I don't know your father. Zeref is definitely not your father.

Larcade: But he is. I am the son of the great Zeref Dragneel.

Natsu: How many times are you gonna say it!?

Larcade: Until you believe my words, Uncle.

Natsu: Who are you calling uncle?! I'm not even related to you!

Larcade: I am the son of your brother, so you are my uncle.

Natsu: Well, I don't know how this whole making babies thing works, but who is your mother?

Larcade: Mavis Vermillion.

Natsu: Again, I don't know how this whole making babies thing works, but I don't think gods and ghosts can make children. Sorry buddy, you've been caught in your own lie.

Larcade: But uncle...

Natsu: I AM NOT AN UNCLE

Larcade: What do I need to do to prove that I am your nephew?

Natsu: What do you look like?

Larcade: Blonde hair, rich robes, green eyes, and lots of my father's physique.

Natsu: You sound like a rip off of Zeref mixed with a bit of Mavis.

Larcade: Do you believe me now?

Natsu: . . . No. let me text my brother for a second brb.

~ Meanwhile, on Zeref and Natsu's chat... ~

Natsu: Zeref!!

Zeref: Yes, brother?

Natsu: Some dork is texting me and saying that he's your son, and he's calling me uncle.

Zeref: What's his name?

Natsu: It was like Cascade or something... his name sounded like some sort of dishwasher or laundry detergent or something.

Zeref: You mean Larcade?

Natsu: Yes, that was his name.

Zeref: Yes, that is my son.

Natsu: I'M ACTUALLY AN OLD FAT UNCLE THEN?!

Zeref: Um... yes...

Natsu: Who's his mother?!

Zeref: Mavis.

Natsu: Mavis, the dead girl, is my sister in law?!

Zeref: Yes... the "dead girl" is your sister in law, technically.

Natsu: Okay, before I go, one question.

Zeref: Yes?

Natsu: Okay, I don't know how this whole making children thing works, but how the heck do a god and a ghost make a child?!

Zeref: Brother, I think you're too young for that information.

Natsu: I'm just curious!

Zeref: Natsu. Walk away from it.

Natsu: Okay. I'm gonna talk to my "nephew" now.

Zeref: Bye.

~ Back on the main chat that I'm supposed to be focusing on... ~

Natsu: Alright, I believe you.

Larcade: Really?

Natsu: Not yet.

Larcade: But didn't my father just tell you that I was indeed his son?

Natsu: Yes, but I'm getting the vibe that this is a prank... HAPPY IS THAT YOU?!

Larcade: Who's Happy? Isn't that an emotion?

Natsu: Never mind. ERZA?!

Larcade: Ezra? Who's that?

Natsu: Can't even spell the name right... okay, it's not her... LUCY?!

Larcade: I assure you that my name is Larcade, and I am not a Happy, Ezra, Lucy, or a laundry or dishwasher detergent.

Natsu: Okay, I give up. You're way too dense for me.

Larcade: So I am indeed your nephew?

Natsu: Yes... But, don't call me uncle. It makes me feel old and fat.

Larcade: That's funny, because father always tells me how fat you are, and that you eat way too much...

Natsu: hE SAID WHAT?!

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Thank you all so much for reading! ^^
Congrats! You have just found out that Zervis is real, and that the couple gave birth to a son named Larcade, who we haven't known about for at least 18 years! Now, right now you are probably either fangirling like mad, or cursing at me for spoiling the manga. Or you've already read the manga and this is just a funny twist on the characters. But, in the end, you still have a funny chapter to read every once in a while you're bored!
Anyways, I have some news! A new Fairy Tail book is up on my profile! Fairy Tail Truth or Dare!!! Feel free to submit truths and dares for any character of your choosing! (Including me, according to Natsu~Kun... -_-') I hope you all have fun with that! ^^ (yeah, there are some rules, but only a few, and there associated with a funny skit! :3)
So you all in the next chapter!
{Remember to comment some chapter ideas so I can publish chapters quicker!!!}