Natsu: Hey, Juvia. I have to tell you something.

Juvia: Juvia is listening.

Natsu: YOU HAVE TO STOP LIKING GRAY BECAUSE HE IS A STUPID IDIOT AND HE DOESN'T LIKE ANYONE!

Juvia: What? Why must Juvia listen to you? Juvia knows that Gray is madly in love with her!

Natsu: -_- No...he's not...and I'm not lying.

Juvia: Natsu just wants Juvia all to himself!

Natsu: OMG NO!

Juvia: O_o

Natsu: I just don't want Gray to have a girlfriend before I get one...BUT I'M A LONER! SO HE SHOULD BE A LONER TOO!

Juvia: . . .

Natsu: I sound like an idiot... O///O Just...pretend I never said that...

Juvia: Juvia understands...Juvia gets jealous too.

Natsu: I'M NOT JEALOUS!

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THIS IS NOT A SHIP! NOPE NOPE NOPE. THE FANDOM MUST UNDERSTAND

Natsu just got so burned! Water puts out fire! XD XD

Plus, sorry that it's so short! I apologize!