This one was not a request, but I was inspired by a request from Theotakugirl7, so thanks to her for the inspiration! ♡

Natsu: Hey, Happy, you wanna hear my impression of Erza?

Happy: Aye!

Natsu: 'Hi, I'm eRzA and I miss my boyfriend JeLlAl who was my true love when I was a little powerless kid Erza! I also have anger issues.'

Happy: Haha! That's perfect!

Natsu: Your turn!

Happy: Okay, I'm gonna do an impression of Lucy. :)

Natsu: Ooh... good one. >:)

Happy: 'I'm lUcY, and I ALWAYS have to have someone save me, otherwise I get kIdnApPeD or dEfeaTeD! :( nAtSu, save me! ErZa, save me!'

Natsu: That's literally her! I bet she'd be dead if it wasn't for Erza and I, good thing we're good friends, am I right?

Happy: Aye.

Natsu: What do you think Erza would say if Jellal had to leave Magnolia?

Happy: 'Oh jElLaL, my love, please don't leave! I want to have your blueberry jello babies!'

Natsu: I bet she'd say that if we pranked her into thinking he was leaving!

Happy: ERZA FERNANDES

Natsu: I think she should just keep her last name...

Happy: Since her last name is Scarlet, I think his last name should be Blue, it would make way more sense, amirite?

Natsu: ERZA BLUE

Happy: No, more like it should be "Jellal Azul."

Natsu: . . .I don't get it.

Happy: It's a joke because Fernandes is - never mind, you're not intelligent enough for this.

(Sorry about that lame joke... haha...ha...)

Natsu: Understandable.

Happy: I honestly don't get this whole thing about Jellal and Siegrain and Mystogan and however many Blue-Haired Freaks are out there... so are they all holograms of the same person, or triplets... or what? And are they all evil? Do they all have the same morals and agendas, or are they on different sides? How can one man (or three men) have so much power? It really questions the government control capabilities here, because the Magic Council doesn't do much to contain so much power. This whole thing never fails to confuse me.

Natsu: Jellal sucks.

Happy: All you have to say... about that huge long paragraph... I spent five minutes to type... with my tiny little paws... is"Jellal Sucks"?

Natsu: And Siegrain and Mystogan suck too.

Happy: You know what? Never mind.

Natsu: So if Jellal and Erza had children...

Happy: No, there is no certainty that they would have Jellal or Erza's power, or that they would even possess the same magical properties and strength that their parents have. There isn't even a full chance that they could have their same hair colors either, because there is a chance that they could have lighter blue or pink hair, or even purple.

Natsu: ...would they be stupid dummies like Jellal?

Happy: Why did you wait till after I took my time and energy to type all that to finish your sentence?!

Natsu: Ew, their kids would have purple hair?

Happy: Oh my Mavis, Natsu, you seriously can't be this stupid, you're joking.

Natsu: I'm just joking about how stupid and sucky Jellal is.

Happy: No wonder why Lucy doesn't like you...

Natsu: Well, I don't like her either, so whatever. She's too whiny anyway.

Happy: She should be more like Erza and whine less.

Natsu: Yeah, Erza never whines, Jellal doesn't deserve her! He's just a whiny troubled kid!

Happy: Maybe not a kid, but...

Natsu: He's a little whiny baby that just wants his mama, boohoo

Happy: Natsu... his mom is probably... dead

Natsu: Well, mine is too, join the guild.

Happy: Well this just got dark.

Natsu: Hold on, Erza's texting me.

In the chatroom of Natsu and Erza... circa x790

Erza: Natsu, do you remember when I installed that feature onto your cellular device so that I could see everything that went onto your screen, so I could keep you in check?

Natsu: The one you installed so I wouldn't accidentally click on ads and buy random stuff from the app store?

Erza: Well, that was one reason, yes, but I'm steering more towards what you do in your messages.

Natsu: You mean like, you watch those all the time?

Erza: Uh huh...

Natsu: ERZA, I'M SO SORRY I INSULTED YOU AND YOUR stupid BOYFRIEND! BUT HAPPY STARTED IT, I SWEAR

Erza: Nope, I'm 100% sure that it was all you who started the conversation.

Natsu: Did Happy rat me out?!

Erza: Nope, you played yourself... I can see EVERYTHING you do.

Natsu: Darn it, foiled again.

Erza: Anything else you have to say before I'll have to kill you?

Natsu: YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME?!

Erza: Yup. What're your last words?

Natsu: I'M SORRY I SWEAR I'LL NEVER MOCK YOU OR (can't promise) JELLAL EVER AGAIN AND I'LL NEVER INSULT YOUR FUTURE (dummyhead) CHILDREN EITHER AND I'M EXTRA UBER SORRY THAT I PUT ON YOUR BRAS AND USED MELONS AS HOOTERS, JUST IN CASE YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TOO

Erza: Yeah... I found out about that one... you didn't do the best job of cleaning up. I know that you're in my house when the window is open, the fridge is empty, and especially when all my bras are on the floor amidst two melons.

Natsu: I'm sooorrrryyyyy ;-;

Natsu: Please kill me quickly.

Erza: I'm not going to kill you... I just wanted an apology, and a confession. I was expecting something a little bigger, but that works for now.

Natsu: So, do you accept my apology?

Erza: Do you really mean it?

Natsu: As much as I can.

Erza: Anything else you'd like to confess to or apologize for?

Natsu: I may have also put your bras on my head and pretended I was an alien searching for underwear to survive and get back to planet Pantypluto, but that's no big deal...

Erza: So that's what you were doing... weirdo.

Natsu: I'm sorry, again.

Erza: I'll accept your apology, after some chores, of course, but you'll still have to apologize to Jellal.

Natsu: No, no way!

Erza: You did seem to go at him the most...

Natsu: I refuse.

Erza: If you do it I'll let you go to Universal and see the Jurassic Park attractions.

Natsu: Steal the wax figure of Chris Pratt and you've got a deal.

Erza: Okay then nothing.

Natsu: Okay okay attractions it is.

Erza: Now go apologize.

Natsu: He's not at the guild, I can't.

Erza: Just go and text him, but next time, face-to-face.

Natsu: Okay...

In the chatroom of Natsu and Jellal... circa x790

Natsu: Hey... Jellal...

Jellal: Natsu.

Natsu: I wanted to... apologize...

Jellal: For pushing me off that cliff last summer, then throwing me into the river as I got back up, and after I had made it out of the river, tripping me into a hole?

Natsu: That too... truly sorry, but also, I may have said some... kinda mean things about you... and Erza...

Jellal: Oh no, again?

Natsu: Yeah...

Jellal: Alright, you know the routine... three, two, one...

Natsu: JELLAL I'M (somewhat) SORRY FOR CALLING YOU NAMES AND MOCKING YOU AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ERZA, AND I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN (for about a week) AND I HOPE YOU FORGIVE ME

Jellal: What did you call me this time?

Natsu: Blueberry jello... stupid dummy... stupid... whiny... Jellal Blue... I said you were whiny... and that your mom is probably dead...

Jellal: So, basically a step down from the last time.

Natsu: And that your kids would be stupid dummyheads like you.

Jellal: So some extra spunk this time, huh? Going after the next generation too, huh? You've hit an all time low, my friend.

Natsu: So do you accept my apology, again?

Jellal: Sure, but I know that Erza will be probably grounding you, so I won't even bother with punishing you. I'll just maybe take away your texting privileges or something.

Natsu: But Jellalllll

Jellal: I've spoken, until next time.

-------- User Jellal has gone offline --------

In the chatroom of Natsu and Happy... circa x790

Happy: So? How's it go?

Natsu: I'm grounded... again... and Jellal took my texting privileges...

Happy: Darn. Starting tomorrow?

Natsu: Yeah... but, I get to go to the Jurassic Park attractions at Universal for apologizing.

Happy: She's lying.

Natsu: Of course...

Happy: No Chris Pratt wax figure?

Natsu: Nope.

Happy: What did Jellal say?

Natsu: The usual... but this time apparently I've hit an 'all time low'.

Happy: With the next generation insults?

Natsu: Yup.

Happy: Well, it was totally worth it this time, huh?

Natsu: This time I confessed about the melon hooters.

Happy: Oof

Natsu: ....and Pantypluto.

Happy: Well, hope you have a nice week in isolation, my friend.

Natsu: Until the next time.

Happy: Until the next time.

-------- User Natsu has gone offline ---------

In the chatroom of Jellal and Erza... circa x790

Jellal: This is the second time this month, he really is becoming more rebellious.

Erza: That's just how it is, he's not going to stop disrespecting authority anytime soon.

Jellal: He sure is a handful.

Erza: Did you see what he said this time?

Jellal: Specifically? No.

Erza: "Yeah, Erza never whines, Jellal doesn't deserve her! He's just a whiny troubled kid!"

Jellal: So this time I'm a 'whiny' troubled kid, huh?

Erza: Apparently so.

Jellal: Well, back again next month?

Erza: Seems to be when he'll strike again.

Jellal: This never ceases to get old.

Erza: Nope.

-------- Users Jellal and Erza have gone offline --------

Thanks for sticking with me and reading the new chapter! Sorry I haven't been updating, school has been rough with all these final exams and all... Freshman year, I'm tellin' ya.

Anyway, no offense from me to Jellal this chapter, I absolutely love him (not in a romantic way haha) and he has to be one of my favorite characters, aside from Natsu.

If you hadn't caught on, the whole illusion of this chapter was supposed to give you the feeling that Jellal and Erza are kind of like parents to a rebelling Natsu, and I thought it was real fun and easy to have the chapter switch gears from casual talk to a monthly cycle of rebellion that goes on.

And no, Chris Pratt wasn't randomly put in there. He happens to be my favorite actor and my main inspiration, for comedy, acting and etc., and there literally isn't a day I don't make a joke with him in it. Ask anyone I know.

Well, that's all I got for this one, and I actually have two other chapters already in production I will be publishing at different times in the next two weeks. I kind of want to start a whole 'publishing every weekend' kind of thing. Sound good?

That's all folks!