This kind of continues off of the other chapter...

Mira: HAPPY!

Happy: Yes, Mira? ^3^

Mira: DON'T SEND ME REALLY KAWAII FACES! I'M ANGRY AT YOU!

Happy: Why?

Mira: YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME!

Happy: And that is...

Mira: You know what I'm talking about, tomcat...

Happy: No I don't!

Mira: Hmm, let's see. Shipping Sky and Natsu, shipping Lisanna and Bixlow... That's my job, not yours!

Happy: Aww, so you do agree with my pairings?

Mira: ONLY A LITTLE

Happy: . . .

Happy: So you do ship them.

Mira: SHUT IT

Happy: Well, that means I'm just as good at shipping as you are.

Mira: DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME! SOME OF YOUR SHIPS DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Happy: Like...

Mira: Well, there's...um...Sting and Rogue...

Happy: I never shipped that! You were the one spending weeks trying to get them to do yaoi for your magazine column!

Mira: Nuh-uh.

Happy: Uh-huh.

Mira: YOU STILL CAN'T BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME

Happy: Well, you'd better up your game, newbie, because the mighty Shipping_Cat42876 is taking the lead!

Mira: You wish...

Happy: BOW DOWN TO YOUR SHIPPING LORD

Mira: GET BACK DOWN TO YOUR THIRD PLACE PEDESTAL

Happy: Make. Me.

Mira: Alright, but you won't like what I'm gonna do.

Happy: There's nothing a peasant like you can do to stop me.

Mira: Well, you see. I could just take all of the CarlaxHappy stuff out of the magazines, off of the shipping wall, and even off of my webpage. No big deal...

Happy: You can't.

Mira: I can.

Happy: *^*

Mira: That's what I thought. SURRENDER.

Happy: NO.

Mira: Alright... if you insist... might as well start eliminating all of the CarlaxHappy stuff...

Happy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mira: THEN. YOU. MUST. SURRENDER.

Happy: Alright! I surrender!

Mira: Finally...

Happy: Why'd you make me do that? Meanie! : (

Mira: Just keeping my career going! ^^

Happy: Yeah...you're completely pointless and lame career...

Mira: EXCUSE ME, CAT. YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO. . .

Happy: Are you in Satan Soul mode....?

Mira: What gave it away? >:)

Happy: Oh no...

Mira: You better run if you wanna live all of your nine lives...

Happy: Aye...you don't have to tell me twice...

--------------User Happy has gone offline---------------

I literally have no clue what the heck that was...XD I guess it was a battle of the shippers...? I just thought it had to be done sometime or another. I just remembered I should be watching Fairy Tail right now... well, too late now! >.<
Also, NatSky is just a crack ship between me and Natsu. Do not worry. ✌🏻️