Lucy: Hey Levy-chan!

Levy: Hey Lucy! How's your book going?

Lucy: It's dead.

Levy: How could you lose interest in writing such a good book?

Lucy: That's not it.

Levy: Then what do you mean by that?

Lucy: The book literally died.

Levy: I want to know what happened!

Lucy: Well, all I gotta say is never mix Natsu and paper with a sad story written on it.

Levy: And why is that?

Lucy: Natsu sets things on fire when he gets emotional.

Levy: And...how long did it take you to write that much?

Lucy: Two years.

Levy: Natsu's got a lot coming at him in a minute...

Lucy: I don't think that you should try and - you're on the way to the guild hall, aren't you.

Levy: Yep, I have some dragon-slayer butt to kick.

Lucy: Okay...if you say so...

                                                               10 Minutes later...

Levy: Whatever you do, never mess with an emotional dragon slayer.

Lucy: Didn't we learn that from the whole book thing not even 15 minutes ago?  -_-

Levy: Wow. Did I really just do that?

Lucy: Yes, yes you did.