The only point of this chapter is to put as many product placements and references to people, shows, movies etc. into one conversation as I can, and who's better to do it with than The Shipper and Bookworm Best Girl™?

This breaks all of the rules of my book, why isn't anyone stopping me

Levy: Mira! Did you see the new Jurassic World trailer(1)?

Mira: Yeah, Chris Pratt(2) and Bryce Dallas Howard(3) look amazing!!!

Levy: And baby Blue(4)!!

Mira: Did you see the Incredibles II(5) trailer?

Levy: . . .

Mira: . . .

Levy: We're talking about dinosaurs here.

Mira: Shouldn't have cut in?

Levy: Not in my nerd time, no.

Mira: So anyway, Indoraptor(6).

Levy: Don't even get me started.

Mira: Did you see the Superbowl(7) trailer for the Jeep Wrangler(8) with the Rex?

Levy: Did I? Of course! Gaj was watching the game anyways, so I saw it live. It was awesome!

Mira: Did you see the M&M's(9) commercial with Danny Devito(10)?

Levy: I thought it was hilarious.

Mira: Ooh! Ooh! Did you see the newest Five Night's at Freddy's(11) theory on the Game Theory(12) channel? It's insane!

Levy: I think that Pizzeria Simulator(13) was the perfect game to wrap it all up.

Mira: Yeah, let's just forget FNaF World(14) altogether.

Levy: Oof. Scott Cawthon(15) sure regrets that one.

{Someone please stop me this is not okay}

Mira: Okay, but Miraculous Ladybug(16) season 2?!

Levy: AHH! Oh my gosh yes!

{Promise I won't spoil ;)}

Mira: Adrien(17) and Marinette(18) are so meant to be! The second the show aired I knew they had a special connection. :')

Levy: I don't understand how over twenty episodes and a Christmas special(19) into the series they still haven't figured out Ladybug(20) and Chat Noir's(21) true identities.

Mira: And Hawkmoth(22)???

Levy: Even worse, have you seen what's happening with NinjaGo(23)???

Mira: Please don't tell me that the creators decided to change the  show to the movie style(24) so the original show(25) could appeal to all audiences.

Levy: Precisely.

Mira: oH COME ON

Levy: And a basic princess Lloyd-Look-Alike(26) is the new love interest for Lloyd(27).

Mira: I'm disgusted.

Levy: And the fact that Lloyd is getting a new voice actor(28)???

Mira: Slay me. Do it now.

Levy: There goes everyone's childhood. {coUGH whEEZE}

Mira: At least Skylor's(29) gone.

Levy: Let us pray.

Mira: Good thing My Little Pony(30) isn't being changed.

Levy: But Princess Flurry Heart(31)? 

Mira: What a little spoiled wannabe.

Levy: evERYONE'S CHILDHOODS

Mira: Also, Gravity Falls(32) is being forgotten, and this is not okay

Levy: IT MUST NOT BE FORGOTTEN

Mira: BILL CYPHER(33) LIVES

Levy: Star vs. The Forces of Evil(34) too???

Mira: I swear if Jackie Lynn Thomas(35) shows her freckled face in that show again I'm suing.

Levy: Forget Jackie Lynn Smells-a-Lot(36), what about the seeming death of Starco(37)? ;-;

Mira: Tom(38) needs to march his butt back to hell(39), sit in his room, and take some deep breaths before trying to murder the Fandom(40) again.

Levy: And Marco(41) and Kelly(42) moments??

Mira: stOP

Mira: On a better note. . . BTS(43).

{We were all anticipating it, y'all knew it was coming}

Levy: bANG ~ tAN ~ sONYEONDAN(44)

Mira: I can't believe they made their way to the MMAs(45) and the New Year Countdown(46)!

Levy: And the Ellen Show(47), and The Late Late Show(48) to play Flinch(49)! {I cheated}

Mira: I hate that they only got popular because of the Mic Drop Remix(50) though.

Levy: Yeah, a stupid rapper(51) shouldn't get them famous, they should get famous for who they are(52).

Mira: Tsk, we all know the original(53) is better.

Levy: diD YOU SEE MY BAG(54)

Mira: did yOU SEE MY BAG

Levy: Wanting to hear them sing in English is like wanting to watch all anime(55) in English Dub(56).

Mira: Noobs(57).

Levy: I don't think that RM(58), Jin(59), Suga(60), J-Hope(61), Jimin(62), V(63) and Jungkook(64) would want to be Americanized(65) like that and discredited. 

{That was cheating 100%. ^}

Mira: That long string of references is a sign we should move on to. . .

Levy: STRANGER THINGS(66)!!!!

Mira: You read my mind, girl!

Levy: Let's establish that Mike(67) is underappreciated, and that Finn(68) is the cutest boy on the planet.

Mira: And Millie(69) is the cutest girl!!!

Levy: But Gaten(70). . .

Mira: Dustin(71)!!

Levy: Can we just get back to Finn because oh my god his acting in IT(72) was the most amazing thing ever.

Mira: Richie(73) the bitchie.

Levy: Don't think you can say that in This Book(74). 

Mira: It rhymes, so. . .

Levy: If you haven't seen the movie(75), you should just honestly search up the funny Richie Tozier moments(76) on YouTube(77).

Mira: But I saw it.

Levy: ;)

Mira: This talk of pop culture(78) is exhausting.

Levy: But it's a hell of a feeling though(79). {;) ;) ;)}

Mira: Oohhhh I feel an opportunity. . .

Levy: CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE(80)

Mira: AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN(81)

Levy: I ROAM THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART(82)

Mira: A PACK OF CAMELS AND A SMOKE ALARM(83)

Levy: I don't think that we're allowed to sing the rest.

{No, we're not.}

Mira: Brendon Urie(84) really knows how to bust out a jam(85).

Levy: Jimin has none of those(86).

Mira: hA

Levy: You know what I'm thinking? ;)

Mira: Do I?

Levy: "Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help."

Mira: "Okay, well calm down, we don't want to have a Panic! at The Disco."(87)(88)

Levy: Vines?

Mira: Let's top this off.

Levy: "Road work ahead? Uh, I sure hope it does."(89)

Mira: "Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game..."(90)

Levy: "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."(91)

Mira: "Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick."(92)

Levy: "Hey, I'm lesbian."

Mira: "I thought you were American."(93)

Levy: Are you in my head for this one?

Mira: You know it!

Levy: "Go ahead and introduce yourselves."  

Mira: "My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-"

Levy: "Stop, stop, stop. Where?"

Mira: "Hmm?" 

Levy: "Where's the B?"

Mira: "T-There's a bee?"(94)

Levy: I have to go do some spell-studying, do this again another time? 

Mira: Of course, dude.

Levy: One last thing.

Mira: Oh no.

Levy: What do you get when you give Eevee(95) a French Stone?

Mira: What do you get?

Levy: Napoleon(96)

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Thanks so much for tolerating my trashy chapter! That was literally the worst ever, I know, but I'm glad I could get 96 references in there within a conversation. ;)

(This whole thing was a huge joke, and breaks all the rules of my book for organization and fourth wall breaking. . .)

I'm, as you can see, out of original ideas. . . so I decided to make a google form on my profile for requests so they're all in one location, because I forget about comments. . . a lot... so if you have any requests, please please please help me out and send in a quick submission, it's simple!

That's all I have for today, and I hope to include some chapter request material in some chapters to come!

Love y'all~!