Levy: Hey Gajeel, I'm sorry about what happened earlier.

Gajeel: Yeah. Whatever.

Levy: I'm still sorry.

Gajeel: Okay Levy...

Levy: But I'm sorry. I should not have used such language.

Gajeel: I use that sort of language all the time.

Levy: But I don't!

Gajeel: Haven't you apologized enough already? It wasn't that big of a deal!

------------Earlier (As in, scrolling up the text messages...)-------------

Gajeel: I never loved you! Now shut up already!

Levy: I really fell for you you little (bleep)!

Gajeel: Oh, you wanna play that way? Well you're just a (bleep) little (bleep) and you have no life!

Levy: Hey, I write books! What do you do, fiddle with some (bleep) iron???

Gajeel: Books are lame! All you do is look at the words on the (bleep)ing page! It makes you all dizzy! Who would actually want that?

Levy: You'd better shut the (bleep) up before I knock you out WITH a book!

Gajeel: Oh, and that iron that I fiddle with? That (bleep) could weigh well over a ton if I want to make it that heavy! I could kill you in one hit with one of my iron rods...and what will a (bleep)ing book do? Oh, just barely leave a bruise. Wah wah.

Levy: WELL WHAT ABOUT A NICE HARD SLAP ON THE FACE, MOTHER(bleep)!

----------That's enough of that...back to the present...------------

Levy: I can't believe that you made me read all that again.

Gajeel: I was showing you that it was no big deal. Nobody died at least...

Levy: Nobody died. That's all you're worried about? Tell me this, what is your definition of dying?

Gajeel: When someone is either bleeding to death because of me, or when someone is all bruised up and in their grave...also because of me. Fair enough?

Levy: So, someone is only dead when you PHYSICALLY beat the crap out of them?

Gajeel: Well, yeah...

Levy: What if you kill someone on the inside? What is that in your little "Gajeel Dictionary of Death"?

Gajeel: That would be internal injury or bleeding.

Levy: NO YOU IDIOT I MEANT FEELINGS

Gajeel: Oh, feelings are a big piece of crap.

Levy: DO YOU NOT SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS????

Gajeel: What?

Levy: Ugh, I give up.

-------------User Levy has gone offline--------------

Gajeel: Okay...suit yourself...as in put on a suit and be more like Alphonse...(Lame FMA joke...)

Gajeel: Darn (bleep)

-----------------User Levy is online---------------

Levy: What was that????? What did you call me???

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Don't worry, I still ship GaLe. This is just one of the hardships of being in love...at least I think.

Behind the scenes!

(This was really just me talking to myself...no really, I talked to my self while planning this chapter. And yes, it was awkward.)

Me: Script director!

SD (Also me): Yes?

Me: Is this supposed to show that GaLe will never happen, or that Gajeel is just a big grump?

SD (Also me): Um...I don't know...it just went really downhill...but I kept going.

Me: Okay, as long as it's funny and reasonable!

SD (Also me): Yeah...reasonable...totally...

Me: Am I gonna get flagged for this???

SD (Also me): No. It's alright. As long as the bad words are bleeped.

Me: Okay.