Juvia: Hello Gray-sama. Juvia misses you.

Gray: I've been gone for 30 seconds. -_-

Juvia: But Juvia misses you!

Gray: How many times have we had this conversation?

Juvia: Every time Juvia misses Gray-sama.

Gray: You know, I'm starting to get the vibe that you're a stalker.

Juvia: It is not stalking! It is admiring from a distance.

Gray: . . .Yeah...that's another way of saying stalking.

Juvia: Where are you anyway?

Gray: I'm just in the bathroom.

Juvia: Oh. O///O You're texting in the bathroom?

Gray: Yep...just like every other time you text me saying you miss me...

Juvia: So...you aren't just leaving Juvia for short amounts of time every day to get a break from her?

Gray: I wish I could...

Juvia: Gray-sama doesn't like Juvia?

Gray: Not right now Gray doesn't...

Juvia: GRAY-SAMA DOESN'T LIKE JUVIAAAAAAAA! :'(

Gray: Not another flood...