Thank you all so much for 600k! : )

{Warning: Very long chapter. XD}

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Author-Chan: Hello fellow humans! Why don't we play Truth or dare to celebrate 600k reads?

Natsu: Truth or dare? Seriously Sky?

Author-Chan: Yeah...seriously.

Erza: That actually sounds like a good idea! Doing fun things for our readers is always a good thing, right Natsu...?

Natsu: Yeah yeah...appreciation...gratitude...blah blah blah...

-------------User Happy is now online-------------

Happy: Truth or dare? I'm in!

Lucy: Me too!

Gray: I guess I'm in too...but I'm not taking truths.

Author-Chan: But that defeats the purpose of the game! Baka... -.-

Gray: Fine... -_-

Natsu: Let's get started! I'm all fired up!

Erza: You're always fired up, flamebrain...

Happy: It's true...

Natsu: . . .

Author-Chan: Let's get staaaaaaaarted!

Gray: Whatever.

Erza: Gray... >:(

Happy: Aye! I wanna start!

Lucy: Well...what are you waiting for? A personal invitation? Just start then! Dumb cat...

Happy: Okay. Sky, truth or dare?

Author-Chan: Yay! Um... Truth!

Erza: She picked truth! Such a brave child...

Author-Chan: Thanks for the comment...Erza...

Happy: Okay! Here is your question. Do. You. Like...

Author-Chan: Please say pasta... please say pasta...

Happy: NATSU

Natsu: What?!?

Author-Chan: Pph, that one's easy!

Happy: So, tell us!

Lucy: We're not getting any younger over here...

Author-Chan: I do not like Natsu.

Erza: She's lying!

Author-Chan: I am not!

Erza: I know when you're lying.

Happy: Oooooooh... She LOVES him...

Author-Chan: I JUST SAID I DIDN'T *^*

Lucy: I think that she's actually telling the truth...

Author-Chan: Yeah! Luce's right! If you're not gonna listen to me, at least listen to her!

Erza: WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LYING. Honest truth.

Gray: Look, guys, no offense, but I'm pretty sure that all of this is gonna turn into a huge argument.

Author-Chan: No it won't!

Natsu: I hate to admit it, but I think Freezerburn over here is right for once.

Happy: NEXT ROUND! You're turn Sky!

Erza: Why did you change the subject tomcat?!?

Author-Chan: Okay, it's go time. Erza. Truth or dare?

Erza: Of course... DARE.

Natsu: Ooh...you do realize that you're receiving a dare from SKY, right?

Erza: Yep.

Lucy: Good luck in the Truth or Dare hall of shame...

Author-Chan: Alright. Erza, I dare you to go up to Laxus, steal his headphones, and run away screaming, "I AM THE NEW GOD OF UGLY HEADPHONES!"

Gray: You gotta be kidding.

Natsu: Ooh...this is gonna be good...

Erza: . . .

Author-Chan: So, do you forfeit, or are you gonna take this challenge by the horns like a real woman?

Erza: What do you think? I'm in.

Lucy: Are you sure, Erza?

Happy: Have you MET Erza?

Erza: Let's do this.

Gray: And...she's dead.

|:| Everyone watches from their corners of the hall while Erza goes up to Laxus while he is eating his breakfast, steals his headphones, yells "I am the new god of ugly headphones!!!!" and well, you can probably guess what happens next. |:|

Erza: I AM MOSTLY ALIVE

Author-Chan: Do you still have the headphones?

Erza: Yeah.

Natsu: DIDN'T HE BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU AND TAKE THEM BACK?!?

Erza: Well, yeah, he layed a few hits on me, as you saw, but he didn't get the headphones back!

Happy: My hero...

Lucy: Next round!

Gray: Erza, I swear to Deliora, if you pick me...

Erza: GRAY! Truth or Dare?

Gray: WHAT?!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PICK ME!

Erza: Swearing on a dumb monster doesn't get you anywhere. NOW DO YOU WANT LE TRUTH, OR LE DARE?

Gray: Fine... I choose "Le truth"...

Lucy: Really? Truth?

Author-Chan: Yeah...I'm just as surprised as you...

Natsu: What a weakling...

Gray: What, did you guys want me to choose dare?

Erza: NO GOING BACK. Gray, do you love Juvia?

Gray: You chose the most obvious question ever...

Happy: As in "The answer is obviously yes" or "I knew you would pull that question"?

Gray: Don't be stupid Happy. I do not love Juvia.

Natsu: Bold faced liar if you asked me...

Lucy: I could call Juvia right now and tell her you said that...and you'll be going for a little swim.

Gray: Please don't do that, Lucy...

Erza: Then fess up Icicle!

Author-Chan: Icicle... Good one...

Gray: Alright! I have...mild...feelings for Juvia. There. I said it.

Happy: Aww....so cute! ^^

Author-Chan: NEXT ROUND! Gray, your turn!

Erza: AND YOU'D BETTER SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASM

Gray: Fine...just to get it over with. Natsu, truth or dare? I'm not sorry.

Natsu: Thanks bro! I've been all fired up for this moment!

Gray: Fantastic...

Lucy: This may or may not end up in a full scale battle that almost destroys half of the guild...

Natsu: I'LL TAKE DARE, FREEZER

Gray: Yeah yeah... I dare you to burn Erza's (not so) secret cake stash.

Erza: WUT

Natsu: I'll do it!

Erza: LESS ENTHUSIASM PLEASE

Author-Chan: Are you insane???

Happy: Yes, yes he is. He wasn't gonna say it himself, so I said it for him. You're welcome.

Lucy: Here we go...

Natsu: I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR CAKE EXTRA CRISPY!

|:| Everyone watches as Le Majestic Natsu (I had to XD) ran full force towards Erza's "secret" cake stash...located behind the bar...and completely roasted all of le cakes. (No pun intended)The end. |:|

Erza: Natsu...

Happy: You're dead meat Natsu. It was nice knowin' ya!

Author-Chan: Same here...

Gray: Can't say the same, but good luck in the Truth or Dare Hall of Shame. (Crap, it rhymes XD)

Erza: It's just a game...I'll let him off, just this once. But, you're still paying me back for all those cakes.

Natsu: Crap.

Lucy: Next round!

Author-Chan: It's your turn Natsu!

Natsu: It is? YES! I've been prepared my whole life!

Happy: Go Natsu!

Natsu: Alright... Sky. Truth or Dare?

Author-Chan: Really?

Erza: You should of seen it coming...

Author-Chan: Alright. Dare.

Natsu: Ooh... fun!

Gray: I actually feel bad for you, Sky...

Author-Chan: Don't feel bad. I'm gonna handle this like a woman.

Lucy: Alright...if you say so...

Natsu: I dare you...to...um...

Erza: You don't even know what you want to use as a dare?!? You said you were prepared!

Happy: What a loser...

Natsu: I thought you were on my side!

Author-Chan: Just deal out the dare already!

Natsu: Alright. I have a good one now. I dare you...to tell us THE HONEST TRUTH... about who you have a crush on.

Gray: That's a truth you moron!

Natsu: No! I put "I dare you to tell the honest truth about" before the actual thing, so that makes it a dare.

Author-Chan: WHY DO YOU ALL INSIST THAT I LEAK WHO I LIKE

Erza: Because we want to know!

Author-Chan: Wonderful answer... -_-"

Natsu: Just tell us already!

Author-Chan: NO.

Lucy: Then...that means that you forfeit, and that you have to go into the Truth or Dare Hall of Shame!

Happy: Oooooooh

Author-Chan: FINE!

Lucy: The world shall now know Sky-Chan's deepest secret...

Gray: I'm lowkey scared.

Natsu: WELL? Spill it already, Skya!

Author-Chan: Did you just give me a nickname, Natsu?

Natsu: Yeah...

Author-Chan: *o*

Happy: She's on looooove with hiiiim

Author-Chan: WHAT WAS THAT, CAT?

Happy: Nothing ^^

Natsu: I'm confused.

Author-Chan: Well, stay a dense confused baka, and there will be no problem.

Lucy: Well, I think we have the answer to our deepest and most interesting question!

Author-Chan: No! Not true!

Lucy: We might as well end this here!

Author-Chan: YOU DO NOT RUN THIS SHOW!

Erza: Goodbye everyone, and remember to nag Sky all you want for liking Natsu!

Author-Chan: I. DO. NOT. LIKE. HIM.

Happy: She loves him. ^^ SHIPPING_CAT42876 STRIKES AGAIN!

Wow...that was a long chapter! The total word count is 1,245 words, while an average chapter is only about 300-600 words! Anyways, thank you all so much for 600k reads! I know I already said it, but hey, you can never say thank you too many times. : ) Plus, another special announcement! The 2,000 follower milestone is around the corner! But...I have no idea what I should do to thank all of you amazing people for supporting me and making me want to go on, and improve as a writer. Can you all give me some ideas? I would highly appreciate it! ^^ Well, that's about all I have for this little note, so I suppose I'll see you all in the wave of chapters coming up!

Random Question: Who out of this chapter would you give either a truth or dare to, and what would it be?

[P.S. I still do not like Natsu more than I love Kai. KaixSky is already canon and confirmed by Author-Chan herself. XD]