Natsu: 'Sup guys!

Jellal: Hey!

Gray: Hi.

Leo: Hello!

Natsu: We haven't had a boys chat in a long time!

Gray: What's been going on with you guys?

Leo: Ya know, saving Lucy's life and whatever. The usual.

Natsu:   >:(  That's MY job, hotshot.

Jellal: Hey, let's make this a NICE conversation... -_-'

Gray: ANYWAY...anyone got news on girlfriends or anything?

Natsu: ACTUALLY...I just proposed to Lucy!

Leo: YOU DID WHAT?!? ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Jellal: He. Proposed. To. LUCY.

Leo: Did she say yes?

Natsu: Yep! (*≧▽≦)

Gray: And I confessed my love to Juvia!

Natsu: Shutup nobody cares.

  Gray: You guys hate me, don't you?

Leo: Yes, yes we do. Stripper. XD

Gray: IT'S A HABIT! o///o

Jellal: And I proposed to Erza!

Leo: Congrats!

Natsu: Yay! Good for you, buddy!  Wait...what?!? （＊〇□〇）......！

Jellal: Relax, She said no.

Leo: But why?

Natsu: O_O She said...no?

Jellal: She said she needs to look after the idiots in the guild.

Natsu: Well, that was a good choice! Because there are some really dumb...people...in...our - one of those idiots is me, aren't I?

Jellal: Yeah...but she put her duties before our relationship!   .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.

Gray: Okay Mr. OverEmotional...

Jellal: Shut up! o///o

Natsu: What about you, Leo? Any girls you got your eye on?

Leo: Actually...yeah.

Jellal: What's her name?

Leo: I don't really want to say...

Gray: Well, what does she look like?

Leo: She has the most magnificent blonde hair...beautiful brown eyes...the best magic I have ever seen...I just can't really describe her well in words.

Natsu: Aww! She sound cute...too cute. Wait a minute! That sounds like my Lucy!

Leo: No! o///o

Jellal: I believe you have been caught my friend. Good luck in the afterlife.

Leo: What do you mean?

Natsu: LEO YOU LITTLE SCRUB YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE I FIND YOU EVEN THOUGH I'LL FIND YOU ANYWAYS AND FRY YOU TO A CRISP UNTIL I HAVE  A NICE DINNER OF FRIED LION!

Gray: I would hide somewhere rather than anywhere on this planet...

Leo: What?!? I'm already in the celestial world!

Jellal: Sorry man, even Natsu can get there.

Natsu: LEO!!!!!!!