Okay, I'm on a plane, and bored, so I present to you...whatever the heck this is...

Author-Chan: Hey guys, guess what?

Natsu: What?

Erza: Eh?

Gray: What the hell do you want?

Lucy: ...

Author-Chan: I'm on an airplane going back home to Maryland!

Natsu: What's an airplane?

Erza: Eh?...

Author-Chan: Oh yeah...I forgot...

Lucy: Forgot what?

Author-Chan: You people don't have that type of technology yet...

Gray: What is that supposed to mean?

Natsu: SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT AN AIRPLANE IS

Author-Chan: ...It's like a train that flies and has big metal wings.

Lucy: Sounds scary.

Erza: Eh?

Gray: That sounds stupid.

-----------------User Gray has gone offline------------------

Author-Chan: Well then...

Lucy: Why are you going back to Maryland though? Florida is awesome!

Natsu: Yeah! ...What's Florida again?

Author-Chan: Natsu, I'm not even gonna answer your question. And I'm going back home because home is good, and friends are back home...and I can actually publish this chapter when I get home, when I actually get good wifi. (｡-_-｡)

Lucy: Oh, that makes sense.

Erza: Eh...?

Author-Chan: ERZA I SWEAR IF YOU SAY "EH" ONE MORE TIME...

Erza: IF YOU QUESTION MY WAYS ONE MORE TIME I WILL SHOVE MY SWORD WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

Author-Chan: Heh heh... Well hey...

Natsu: I WANNA GO TO MAGICAL FLORIDA

Author-Chan: -_-

Lucy: Anyways...

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Jellal: HEYYY

Author-Chan: Sup fam?

Natsu: GO AWAY JELLAL TROLL...BE GONE

Jellal: ...

Author-Chan: ...

Lucy: ...

Erza: Eh?

Author-Chan: I SWEAR ERZA

Erza: ...Eh.

Lucy: Let's not start a huge war...remember, Sky is on a plane...

Natsu: I'D LOVE TO DESTROY THAT PLANE FOR SKY SUMMONING THAT...TROLL

Author-Chan: ...

Lucy: Well...I'm done here...

Jellal: Same...

--------------Users Lucy and Jellal have gone offline--------------

Erza: Eh...??

Author-Chan: ERZA

Erza: I HAVE A SWORD NICE AND POLISHED JUST FOR YOU

Author-Chan: I'll pass...

Natsu: How long is your stupid flight anyways?

Author-Chan: Umm...maybe two and a half hours...

Natsu: TWO MORE HOURS OF THIS?!?

Erza: NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR AIRPLANE CRAP

Author-Chan: Heh heh...my readers beg to differ...

Erza: Well, I'm out. Bai Sky!

------------------User Erza has gone offline----------------

Author-Chan: IS ANYONE EVEN HERE

Natsu: Hallo

Author-Chan: Fantastic...

Le 30 Minutes Later...

Natsu: And now do you wanna hear how I beat up Gray and took his underpants yesterday?

Author-Chan: No thank you... I NEVER EVEN WANTED TO HEAR THE LAST 10 STORIES

Well, that's all I got for now! I'll be adding a header once I can access the Internet...but for now, blue sparkles is ok, right? XD
Thanks so much for reading my "Airplane Crap" and I'll see you guys in the next update!
Written 5am
Published 4pm (After school)