(I'm back~!) In honor of 11 years of Fairy Tail, I present to you, the largest and most diverse group chat I can offer in Fairy Tail Texts history so far~! (Lots of important news and updates in the Author's note at the end, please read after finishing the chapter! ^.^)

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☆ In This Chat -
Natsu, Erza, Happy, Gray, Lucy, Mirajane, Juvia, Laxus, Elfman, Carla, Wendy, Levy, Gajeel, Jellal, Ichiya, Romeo, Macao, Sting, Rogue and Cana.

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Mirajane: Hey everyone! I created a group chat so we can all talk together!

———————— User Erza is Online ————————

Erza: Oh my Mavis. Did you seriously just...

Mirajane: Isn't this going to be fun? ^.^

Erza: If by 'fun' you mean a complete disaster waiting to happen, then yes.

Mirajane: Funkiller...

———————— Happy is Online ————————

Happy: Where's the funkiller? Kill it with fire!

Erza: Happy, calm down! Why so violent?

Happy: IS IT YOU

Mirajane: She's trying to take down this amazing group chat empire I have bestowed upon the people of Fiore. >.>

Happy: MONSTER

———————— Users Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel are Online ————————

Gajeel: What even is this group chat for? I swear if I get spammed with too many notifications all day, I'm out.

Gray: How many people did you even add, Mira?

Mirajane: Maybe like, twenty or so...

Gray: TWENTY

Gajeel: TWENTY?!?

Natsu: Twenty? That's like five more than seven!

Erza: Natsu, oh my Mavis, what are we going to do with you?

Natsu: Am I really that good at marth?

Gray: Wtf Natsu, it's "math," not "marth."

Gray: And you suck at it.

Mira: Gray! 'Wtf' is an inappropriate term!

Gray: Calm down, I meant "what the fiore." What were you thinking?

Mira: Nothing >->

———————— User Levy is online ————————

Levy: Did someone say something about Marth?!

Natsu: Yeah, I did! Do you need some help with it? I've been told I'm great at it.

Erza: I beg to differ.

Levy: Natsu, I'll have you know that I am very good at playing as Marth in Super Smash Bros., and I've aced the Fire Emblem games more than twice each.

Natsu: I was talking about numbers.

Levy: Oh, you just meant "math." -.-

Gray: Wtf is a Marth

Mirajane: LANGUAGE GRAY

Gray: whAT THE FIORE

Levy: What do you mean, "what is a Marth"?! Marth is like, the cutest video game character ever!

Gajeel: couGH COUGH

Levy: Oh, hey Gajeel...! Fancy to see you here...

Erza: OOOOHH Someone's jealous....

Gajeel: Shut up

Happy: SHIP

———————— User Lucy is Online ————————

Lucy: I wasn't going to get involved in this, but then I heard that shipping was happening here

Erza: Gajeel is jealous of Levy's video game crush~

Lucy: Ooh... Spicy

Happy: Aye~

Natsu: Hey, so where are all the other dimwits? There's not twenty people here, I know that for sure.

Erza: Thats literally the only thing mathematically correct you have said today.

Gray: Yipee......

Natsu: I'm pretty sure we need like five more people, because I think there's about seven people here right now.

Erza: This is why we can't have nice things.

Gray: Natsu.... fiVE PLUS SEVEN IS TWELVE, NOT TWENTY

Natsu: That's what I said.

Gray: TWELVE AND TWENTY ARE DIFFERENT NUMBERS

Natsu: You're not making sense. Do you need me to be your math tutorial?

Gray: THE WORD IS TUTOR, AND NO, I DON'T NEED YOUR IDIOTISM

Natsu: Rude

Levy: Sorry for starting all this... Maybe I should leave.

Mirajane: Please, stay! We need everyone here!

Gajeel: Yeah, stay here. I'm only staying if you stay.

Lucy: Aww!

Happy: SHIP

Gajeel: Stop now.

———————— User Ichiya is Online ————————

Ichiya: I heard this is where the party at!

Erza: WHO LET HIM IN THIS CHAT

Mirajane: I did~

Erza: What in the name of sweet Mystogan's thighs were you thinking?!

Happy: What kind of expression is that. XD

Erza: One I made up.

Lucy: No offense, Erza, but that's really embarrassing.

Erza: Like I need your opinion.

Ichiya: When the party's too lit

Gajeel: Ichiya, wtf are you doing

Ichiya: I'm just hanging with the squad!

Gray: NO YOU'RE NOT

Mirajane: Gajeel! That is inappropriate language! I've already been over this with Gray! CATCH THE DRIFT

Gajeel: What. The. F***. (a/n I ain't letting any cuss words in my book, not in my Christian household)

Mirajane: THERE ARE SMALL CHILDREN IN THIS CHAT

Natsu: Where?

Erza: I found one.

———————— User Wendy is Online ————————

Wendy: Ooh! A Fiore group chat?

Mirajane: AHHHHH

Wendy: ?

Mirajane: Why don't you just read the messages from here and on, okay?

Wendy: Why?

Mirajane: Because the past is in the past!

———————— User Juvia is Online ———————

Juvia: LET IT GO! LET IT GO!

Juvia: Did Juvia make a grand enough entrance?

Ichiya: Yeah my dude, you're hip

Lucy: It's time to stop

Erza: Ichiya, why are you acting so basic?!

Ichiya: You see, Eve and Ren told me to be more modern, so I'm starting to be more cool like you guys!

Happy: You're not cool.

Natsu: Why did Sally fall off of the swing?

Erza: Natsu, please don't.

Wendy: Why?

Natsu: She had no arms.

Gray: Natsu... I'm so done with you

Natsu: There's more!

Wendy: But I don't get it.

Mirajane: THIS SMOL CHILD

Natsu: Knock knock

Ichiya: Ooh! Knock knock jokes! Yo, who's there?

Natsu: Not Sally.

Ichiya: I GET IT! BECAUSE SHES DEAD! Haha Rest In Peace my dudes

Gajeel: Take your morbid tumblr jokes and get tf out

Mirajane: GAJEEL

Gajeel: GET THE F*** OUT NATSU

Mirajane: ahhHHHHHH

Natsu: Whats a tumblr?

Lucy: Can we Please for the love of Makorav kick him out

Juvia: Juvia thought it was funny. xD

Ichiya: Slay, Juvia!

Erza: STOP

———————— User Carla is Online ————————

Happy: CARLA

Carla: Wendy! This is no group chat for a child!

Wendy: I'm fine! I'm 12 years old!

Happy: Oh

Carla: I do not appreciate the language being used in this chat. You must leave immediately.

Mirajane: Both if you, please stay! I'm trying to get everyone on at the same time, I think it would be cool!

Carla: How many people did you add to the chat?

Mirajane: Twenty.

Carla: Oh my! The rest had better not be a bunch of dirty mouths like Gajeel.

Mirajane: I'll try and moderate the language. ^.^

———————— User Cana is Online ————————

Cana: Hey? Is this where the party at?

Ichiya: I told you it was cool!

Lucy: It's not cool when you say it. It's cool when cool people say it.

Happy: Aye.

Cana: Anyways, Who's up for a drinking contest this afternoon?

Natsu: Me!

Erza: Not him!

Cana: Great! You're a brave soul, Salamander.

Natsu: What are we drinking? Water? Apple juice? Sparkling water? You name it, I'll beat you at it!

Cana: Were talking about

Cana: Straight

Cana: Up

Mirajane: Cana no

Cana: VODKA

Carla: We're leaving.

Wendy: Why?

Carla: This is an adult conversation.

Mirajane: No, please stay! Wendy doesn't understand any of this, it's fine!

Lucy: Wendy, just please don't repeat anything you hear in this chat.

Wendy: I won't.

Erza: See? It's all good! I still want this chat taken down though, this is ridiculous.

Mirajane: Over my dead body.

Gajeel: I can arrange that.

Levy: Gajeel!

———————— User Laxus is Online ————————

Laxus: I leave my phone alone for two hours and I come back with over a hundred notifications?!

Mirajane: Laxus~!

Laxus: I take it that you're responsible for this?

Mirajane: How'd you know?

Laxus: You're all about organizing social events.

Happy: Aww, how cute~

Laxus: Happy I swear to every god if you keep saying that I will kick you out of the guild.

Happy: Hmph, you can't do that.

Mirajane: anYWAYS

Gray: How many more people are in this chat?!

Mirajane: We've got 14 down and 6 to go!

Natsu: That doesn't equal twenty. That equals like 40 or something.

Erza: Someone please properly educate this boy. I think his dragon teacher was defective.

Natsu: Don't trash talk Igneel!

Gajeel: Yo, where are Sting and Rogue? Were they added to the chat? I think they'll make this chat actually not lame...

Mirajane: Yeah, I added them. I'm just surprised my brother hasn't gone online yet.

Natsu: I'm bored.

Erza: I don't even know why I'm here

Levy: OH MY TOO DEEP PLEASE STOP THINKING, I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN MY CAR HAD SOUND

Erza: STOP MAKING EVERYTHING INTO A FANDOM JOKE

Levy: Sorry :/

Lucy: I thought it was kinda funny

Levy: : ]

Ichiya: It's joke xD

Erza: S T O P

Happy: So... what do you want to talk about?

Gray: Nice going, cat. Way to make it more awkward.

Happy: Sorry...

———————— User Romeo is Online ————————

Romeo: Hey, how come nobody told me about this chat this morning at breakfast! I missed all the good stuff!

Erza: Look, Gajeel! Another child for you to scar!

Romeo: ??

Wendy: Romeo~!

Lucy: Aww~

Carla: TOO YOUNG

Lucy: Geez woman...

Carla: At least Wendy has a mom to watch over her.

Lucy: That hurt

Ichiya: GET FLAMED

——————— User Macao is Online ———————

Macao: I'm just here to moderate the chat for my son.

Natsu: Since when do you care about your son?

Macao: Shut up, Natsu.

Romeo: Get flamed, Dad

Macao: What did you teach him

Ichiya: How to be cool like me

Erza: You're not cool.

———————— User Elfman is Online ————————

Elfman: You know who is cool? Me 8)

Mirajane: Finally....

Elfman: Sorry, I was on a  d a t e

Happy: SO MANY SHIPS

Lucy: With who?

Elfman: None other than the beautiful Evergreen : )

Erza: SHIPPINGGGGG

Gajeel: Seriously, where are Sting and Rogue when you need them?

———————— Users Sting and Rogue are Online ———————

Sting: Yo, we're here.

Rogue: Sorry, we slept in really late.

Erza: I'm sorry, "We?"

Sting: He means that HE slept in late.

Juvia: Juvia saw "we"

Happy: Is something going on~

Rogue: It was just a text error.

Lucy: I think not

Mirajane: Welcome boys! Ignore them and please don't leave!

Sting: Okay?

Happy: STING AND ROGUE, SLEEPING IN BED,  K I S S I N G

Carla: THE CHILDREN

Wendy: I think gay couples are cute.

Carla: shE KNOWS

Romeo: I'm down with Sting~San and Rogue~San being gay.

Macao: I give up.

———————— User Macao has gone offline ————————

Mirajane: There's no getting him back.

Gajeel: Wtf is going on

Rogue: Gajeel, my man!

Sting: Gajeel!

Mirajane: GAJEEL IM NOT LETTING THAT INAPPROPRIATE PHRASE SLIDE

Gajeel: SHUT UP GRANDMA

Ichiya: Roasted

Erza: SOMEONE PLEASE BLOCK HIM

Natsu: Who got roasted?!

Happy: Mira did!

Ichiya: Parkour madudes

Erza: YOURE LIKE 40 KYS

Mirajane: KYS IS INAPPROPRIATE

Wendy: It just means Kill Yourself.

Carla: CHILD

Juvia: Juvia has not seen Jellal yet.

Erza: JELLAL IS ON THIS CHAT?!

Mirajane: He's the only one who hasn't showed up yet.

Gray: Let's hope it stays that way.

Erza: What do you have against Jellal?

Natsu: E V E R Y T H I N G

Gray: What he said

Sting: Yeah, I think he's kinda sketchy too.

Rogue: You're such a suck up.

Ichiya: That's What she said.

Erza: SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS MAN

Ichiya: Ohly if you kiss me :3

Erza: Hell naw

Mirajane: ERZA

Erza: Hell Isn't a bad word!!!!

Natsu: Can we get back to how much Jellal sucks?

Erza: But he doesn't

Happy: Oooohhhhh

Erza: STOP

Elfman: If you want to be a real man, admit your feelings!

Erza: Yeah Rogue. Admit how gay you are for Sting already.

Rogue: WHAT?!

Lucy: Look, we all know you two were getting it on last night~

Carla: YOU TOO LUCY?!

Carla: Wendy, we are leaving now.

Wendy: Aww : [

Carla: You too, Romeo.

Romeo: You're not my mom!

Happy: But she's gonna be your mother-in-law someday~

Carla: THEYRE NOT GETTING MARRIED

Happy: Maybe not, but we may be~

Carla: Goodbye!

———————— User Carla has gone Offline ————————

Mirajane: All the guests are leaving!

Gray: This isn't a party, Mira.

Mirajane: I just want you all to get along ;-;

Lucy: So, Sting, how's Rogue~

Sting: STOP

Rogue: Sting was great~

Happy: HA

Lucy: I KNEW IT

Sting: Rogue!

Erza: Shipping~

Elfman: Here's two real men right here.

Wendy: I'm still here.

Mirajane: You are excused.

Wendy: Okie~!

———————— User Wendy has gone Offline ————————

Romeo: What about me?

Mirajane: Please just go. I can't control this anymore.

———————— User Romeo has gone Offline ————————

Erza: Where In Magnolia is Jellal?!

Happy: Why, do you love him~?

Erza: No, I just want him here.

Happy: Because you love him.

Erza: DO NOT

Juvia: Juvia loves Gray~!

Happy: We all know. We're over it. If only he would admit he loves you back....

Gray: Never.

Gajeel: This is boring. I'm leaving.

Levy: I just want to make a fandom joke ;-;

Lucy: Poor Levy : (

Gajeel: Oh my Josh...

Levy: IM SO DUN

Happy: Aww~

Gajeel: STAHP

Sting: I want to go back to sleep. Can I leave now?

Mirajane: Um... it's actually 2 in the afternoon whAT ARE YOU DOING

Rogue: I'm tired too~

Elfman: You must have been some really real men last night...

Erza: PLEASE GOD NO

Rogue: I'm gonna go to sleep in my own bed without another man all alone

Lucy: Give it up we all know you're gay

Sting: WE are going to go back to bed now... good night

Gray: It's the middle of the day wtf

Mirajane: GRAY

Gray: WHAT THE FIORE

Rogue: Bye~

———————— Users Sting and Rogue have gone Offline ———————

Mirajane: All who are still here say I

Lucy: I

Happy: I

Natsu: I

Erza: I

Juvia: Juvia

Gray: I

Gajeel: I...

Levy: I

Ichiya: I

Erza: LEAVE

———————— User Laxus has gone Offline ————————

Gray: I guess the PMSing loser decided to leave...

Mirajane: Gray! We treat each other with respect here!

Erza: I think your rule is long dead

Mirajane: IT STILL STANDS

Natsu: I'm bored

Happy: Aye

Natsu: Where's Jellal at? I want to get in a fight with that troll before I lose my mind out of boredom

Erza: That's the only logical sentence you've said all day... BUT THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTS BETWEEN YOU TWO TODAY

Ichiya: NOT TODAAAAAY

Erza: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE

Ichiya: You're not the boss of me, honey~

Erza: IM NOT YOUR HONEY

Lucy: Ichiya, I hope you realize that you're like two times as old as Erza

Erza: RIGHT?

Ichiya: I'm into younger girls~

Gray: Creep.

Erza: What can we do to make you leave?!

Ichiya: Say that you love me, sweetums~

Erza: Fine. I...love you. >_>

Ichiya: Now you have to live knowing that you love me~

———————— User Ichiya has gone Offline ————————

Cana: That was weird.

Levy: What an astronomical freak show.

Mirajane: Ooh... Erza....

Erza: You know I didn't mean it. I just wanted him to go away.

Natsu: I think you secretly like him...

Erza: Not you too...

Lucy: Erza's right. She doesn't like Ichiya... because she loves Jellal~

Erza: Won't deny it when you put it that way.

Juvia: Erza likes Jellal~!

Erza: I never said that... I just said that I'd rather have him than Ichiya.

Lucy: You want him~

Happy: oooh

Levy: S H I P

Mirajane: This is getting out of hand.

Erza: Is hate to say I told you so... but... I TOLD YOU SO LIKE LITERALLY TWO HOURS AGO

Elfman: Get wrecked, Mira

Mirajane: Elfman, stOP

Cana: I have to go, I've got a date with a nice hunky barrel of beer, wish me luck~

Gajeel: You have a problem.

Cana: Yes I do. Goodbye!

———————— User Cana has gone Offline ————————

Mirajane: We're slowly losing everyone : (

Lucy: Well, it's at least less hectic.

Gray: True. But I swear, if any more people are added to this chat, I'm going to flip.

———————— User Jellal is Online ————————

Jellal: This is the most annoying group chat I have ever seen in my life.

Gray: IM DONE

———————— User Gray has gone Offline ————————

Jellal: What was that about?

Mirajane: So I created a group chat...

Jellal: As I see...

Natsu: AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED HERE GO AWAY

Erza: LET HIM STAY HES THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE

Jellal: Erza~! I didn't know you were in the chat!

Erza: I just complimented you and you come back at me with that wtf man

Mirajane: Erza...

Erza: WHAT THE FIORE

Jellal: ??

Gajeel: THERE ARENT EVEN ANY CHILDREN HERE

Mirajane: WE NEED TO STAY  C L E A N

Natsu: Clean my arse

Erza: *o* WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

Natsu: Romeo! He said it's the word he uses when he doesn't want to get in trouble for saying bad words ^^

Levy: You poor innocent child

Mirajane: THE SMOL ROMEO I KNOW AND LOVE TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

Happy: Oooooh.....

Jellal: Someone please explain to me what is going on

Erza: MIRA STARTED A HUGE FIORE GROUP CHAT WITH LIKE TWENTY, NOT TWELVE, PEOPLE IN IT, AND ITS BEEN REALLY REALLY CRAZY BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO SAY STUFF THAT MIRA DOESNT APPROVE OF, LIKE IF WE SAY WTF WE HAVE TO SAY WHAT THE FIORE, AND STING AND ROGUE ARE APPARENTLY GAY AND SLEEPING TOGETHER, CANA HAS A DATE WITH BEER, LEVY LIKES MAKING FANDOM JOKES, AND ROMEO HAS BEEN TEACHING NATSU REVERSE BAD WORDS.

Jellal: I'm starting to regret ever having a thought of you having my babies.

Erza: O.O

Lucy: Ooooooooooh

Mirajane: SUCH SUGGESTIVE TEXTS ARE HAPPENING IN THIS GROUP CHAT... SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP

Gajeel: I'm done here.

———————— User Gajeel has gone Offline ————————

Levy: I don't know why he left, this is just getting interesting

Erza: Fujoshi.

Levy: Who are you calling a fujoshi?!

Erza: Nobody~

Natsu: This is so boring~

Juvia: Tell Juvia about it. Juvia is bored without Gray~Sama.

Natsu: Geez, I don't know what you see in him.

Juvia: Juvia sees every part of a man that Juvia needs.

Lucy: Aww~

Juvia: Juvia has seen through Gray~Sama's clothes before~

Lucy: coUGH

Happy: I think this needs to stop now

Erza: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

Mirajane: Fine... I guess that this was a bad idea...

Erza: hA

Natsu: Finally It's over, Geez...

Levy: ITS OVER, ISNT IT? ISNT IT? ISNT IT OVER?

Lucy: Goshdarnit, Levy...

Mirajane: Well, This is a good note to end this on!

Erza: Let's destroy This Chat!

Natsu: KILL IT WITH FIRE

———————— This Chat Room No Longer Exists ————————

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Thank you all so much for reading~! I'm really sorry that this is such a long chapter, but I mean, this marks the ending of 11 years of Fairy Tail! I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it, because that took literally 4 hours to write...
Before I get to the important updates and announcements, be sure to leave a couple of comments and maybe a vote, because this chapter took so much work; from the actual regime it took to write it, to remembering who was and wasn't in the chat~! xD

~ Announcements and Updates ~
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ~!

Hey! So it's been a long time since I've updated for real for this book, and lots has changed in the last few months! Here's a list of stuff that I would like to share with all of you~:
> Tomorrow (October 1st) is my 15th birthday! Can you believe that I've been on Wattpad since I was 12 years old?!
> I am no longer a Single Pringle! I have found love with @_kpoptrash_, and we're going to Homecoming together in 2 weeks! (Yes, I'm gay asf) [P.S. Go find her in the comments and spam replies!!!!]
> I will be doing an updated face reveal at 5,000 followers, since I cut my hair and all that Jazz, so don't miss out on that!
> I have a new Instagram: @pastel_serendipity, so you can check that out if you want ♡
> New book, Insecure Emo Trash Attemps Comedy, will be published soon in the next month! (requested by readers)
> Easiest way to reach me at all times of the day is through my email; [email protected]
> Fanfics and Fanart still accepted in my crack ship book for NatSky!
> If you have any questions, comment on this line to have them answered. ^.^
> Please comment on a line if you see I made a grammar/punctuation mistake... it's hard to edit such long chapters...
> Have a great day; I love you~!

~ Sky ♥︎
(Comment Fiore If you made it to the end and read everything~! This took a whole lot of effort, and this whole thing is around 3,500 words, so I really appreciate your support~♡)

Published 11:45pm - 9/30/17

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