✿❱ Fairy Tail and Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (Crossover!!!)
Thanks to LucyDragneel425 for helping me plan this chapter!! ^.^
Extras and announcements in the note at the bottom! (please read!)
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Freddy: Are you ready... FOR FREDDY?
Lucy: Uh... Yes...? No...? How do I answer this?
Erza: At this point, I'm more clueless than Natsu.
Natsu: Hey!
Gray: Who is this 'Freddy' guy, anyways?
Chica: Hello everybody, let's eat! YOUR FACES!
Gray: She sounds nice...
Natsu: She wants to eat our faces!
Gray: I was being sarcastic. -_-'
Erza: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
Bonnie: We're not people, we're possessed animatronics!
Lucy: Another one?!
Gray: Possessed animatronics...? Don't be stupid.
Natsu: Yeah! Tell us who you are, or face the consequences!
Foxy: Ahoy, mates!
Lucy: HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE?!
-----------------User Happy is now online-------------------
Happy: Who are these people on our chat?
Erza: 'Possessed animatronics'. -.-'
Happy: Oh. What's an animatronic?
Foxy: Arr! We be old youngster's entertainers that have been possessed by deceased lads and lassies.
Happy: 'Deceased'?
Gray: Dead.
Happy: NOOO! YOU'RE A DEAD KID?!
Foxy: Aye!
Happy: That's my line... ໒( •́ ∧ •̀ )७
Foxy: No, 'tis not! I be usin' 'tis slang since before ye were born, laddie!
Happy: I don't like this jerk.
Foxy: Bad jim laddie...
Happy: Grrrr...
Erza: That's enough of that.
Natsu: YOU ALL ARE NOT POSSESSED ANIMATED TRONICS! WHO ARE YOU REALLY?!
Lucy: Um, Natsu? I think it's "animatronics"
Natsu: DID I ASK FOR YOUR WORDS. NO. NO I DIDN'T.
Lucy: Okay... Guys, do not try spell checking Natsu's texts.
Gray: We know. You're just a dumbbutt.
Lucy: I'M A WHAT?!
Erza: EVERYONE SHUT UP
Natsu: Grrr...
Lucy: Grrr...
Gray: Meh.
Bonnie: Fighting is bad for friendships.
Lucy: Yeah, we didn't ask you, Bunny.
Bonnie: I go by BONNIE. Dummy.
Lucy: Why am I suddenly so dumb?! T^T
Freddy: Why is everyone fighting? How about a song?
Gray: Sounds really lame.
Erza: Gray! At least be a little bit nice!
Gray: Nuu *^*
Freddy: How about a song about death?
Erza: NO
Gray: See? When am I wrong?
Natsu: Always, dumb{Moment of silence for Mike Schmidt}
Chica: WATCH YOUR WORDS!
Natsu: DID I ASK FOR YOUR CRITICISM?!
Chica: With that language you did! Watch your mouth!
Natsu: YOU SOUND LIKE MY GRANDMA
Happy: You never met your grandma.
Natsu: bUT STILL
Erza: S H U T U P
Chica: Watch your mouth young lady!
Erza: DID I ASK YOU
Lucy: Hey... why don't we all get along and NOT kill each other... -.-'
Bonnie: I VOLUNTEER TO KILL SOMEONE FIRST
Foxy: If anyone be killin' anyone this day, it'll be me!
Freddy: I'M THE LEAD KILLER!
Chica: MORE LIKE LEAD LAME-O!
Lucy: Um... aren't we supposed to be getting along...? That's the whole reason you guys came into this chat, right?
Foxy: No...
Freddy: Ahem... Yes!
Bonnie: To be honest, we only came here to try and lure you to the pizzeria... but we all can see how that turned out.
Chica: Ignore what Mr. Carrots said...
Gray: You all DO realize that it's almost 3 am, right?!
Lucy: I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP
Bonnie: Not our fault.
Chica: we don't need beauty sleep. We always wake up fabulous!
Freddy: We always stay up all night! We're animatronics!
Foxy: And we be possessed by deceased lads and laddies!
Happy: We already knew that...
Erza: I still don't believe in 'possessed animatronics'. Plus, you can't get us! we're probably half way around the world from you all!
Freddy: You'd be surprised on what we can do... >:)
Bonnie: We can sneak into your house.
Chica: We can shatter your windows.
Foxy: We can even show up in ye room while ye is in slumber!
Natsu: Please tell me this isn't a song...
Freddy: That wasn't a song, but this is!
Gray: Please don't...
Happy: Aye! Sing a song! I like songs ^^
Lucy: Oh no...
Freddy: ♫ We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite ♪
Chica: ♪ Newcomers to play with us for many years we've been all alone ♫
Bonnie: ♫ We're forced to be still and play the same songs we've known since that day ♪
Foxy: ♫ An impostor took our life away now we're stuck here to decay ♪
Happy: MAKE IT STOP!!! THIS IS MORBID!
Natsu: MY BRAIN IS MELTING!
Gray: More than it already is?
Foxy: Ye could've been a wee bit nicer about it...
Happy: Quit stealing my line! (ノಥ,_」ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻
Erza: I'm just concerned that potential animatronics can type with bulbous mechanic fingers...
Bonnie: So... you admit that we are really animatronics?
Erza: Sure, whatever... Just quit being creepy! IT'S 3 AM FOR ZEREF'S SAKE!
Chica: Well, that's kinda our thing...
Lucy: As we've seen...
Foxy:Who be this "Zeref" person?
Natsu: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING
Gray: Oh lord, you've triggered him...
Natsu: I HAVE HIGH RESPECT FOR MY BROTHER, AND YOU, SIR PIRATE FOX, NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS AN EXTREMELY SPECIAL MAGICAL PERSON THAT HAS ENOUGH POWER TO MAKE ME A COMPLETE DEMON, BUT THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT. THE POINT IS, RESPECT ZEREF!!!!!!
Foxy: What, do ye lust him or somethin'?
Erza: Let's not make this a yaoi, please...
Happy: Yaoi is scary...
Lucy: NO IT'S NOT! I mean, what's yaoi...?
Freddy: We know a scary guy! He's even scarier than us! His name is Springtrap! You know what's cool about him?
Gray: What's so cool about "Springtrap"?
Carl: XOEITCBTERUTS7113626433BIELWGBVKKSRJGTBHJ4242564FBHGJURIEFHLFAHC
Chica: You finally chimed in, Carl! Welcome!
Erza: Um...
Natsu: Who is "Carl"?
Bonnie: DON'T SAY THE HOLY NAME 'CARL' IN VAIN, HUMAN SCUM
Natsu: YOU WANNA GO
Erza: YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, YOUNG MAN
Natsu: I'm sorry, Erza...
Carl: FRUILEWT1983VBKBUKJKFHJN1987KOWFHVNUVVHJFWO
Chica: You all are upsetting Carl!
Gray: YOU UNDERSTAND HIM?!
Chica: Of course! He's Toy Chica and I's cupcake!
Lucy: There's two of you?!
Erza: CAKE?
Gray: A cupcake with horrible grammar...
Carl: IUWEUIQKBVQBUKUNKQKN
Chica: Aww! You upset him!
Happy: I doubt cupcakes have feelings...
Freddy: Carl has feelings, and he WILL come after you.
Happy: Again, he's a cupcake.
Erza: AND I WANNA EAT HIM
Foxy: I don't think 'tis healthy to put mechanic cupcakes in ye gullet...
Erza: KILL IT WITH FIRE !!( *д*):・'.::・(ーー; )
Natsu: FIREEEEEEEE
Lucy: Gajeel would love to eat Carl...
Erza: That sounded so wrong on about a few hundred levels.
Lucy: Oh.
Happy: How can a cupcake even type on a keyboard at all? I mean, I can type with my tiny paws, but a CUPCAKE?!
Bonnie: Well you see, he bashes his candle against the screen repeatedly with his head. Well, his whole body is a head, but you get the point.
Chica: Well said, Bon!
Natsu: WHAT
Happy: Oh. That's... interesting...
Freddy: Hey! Anyone up for a joke?
Lucy: NO!
Happy: No thanks!!
Gray: Meh
Erza: Oh lord no!
Natsu: Idk.
Freddy: Okay! Joke time!
Chica: Yay!
Foxy: Argh!!
Freddy: Okay, okay. What's Golden Freddy's favorite song?
Erza: We don't care.
Freddy: The jingle for Haribo gold bears!! Hahaha!
Gray: That was stupid.
Bonnie: Ooh! I've got one!
Lucy: Please don't...
Bonnie: If Freddy was a fax machine, he would be Freddy Faxbear! Lol!
Natsu: BOOOOOOO
Foxy: It be my turn! If Freddy was bread, he'd be Bready Fazbear! XDD
Freddy: ARE YOU READY... FOR BREADY?!
Erza: STOP! THESE JOKES ARE SO CRINGEY!!
Chica: One more!!
Happy: NO
Chica: If Freddy was a fruit, he'd be Freddy Fazpear! Laughing out loud!
Gray: These are literally the same jokes with different wording.
Erza: I'm done here.
Lucy: Same here.
Happy: Aye!
Freddy: Wait! You wanna know something cool?
Gray: Whatever.
Lucy: Is it ACTUALLY cool?
Freddy: Promise.
Erza: Okay, fine.
Freddy: We know a talking fan!
Happy: That's stupid!!!!
Lucy: Well... you're a talking cat... so...
Chica: HE'S A TALKING CAT?!
Natsu: Not just that! He's also my best friend!
Bonnie: Yeah, whatever. HE'S A TALKING CAT!
Gray: You guys are possessed animatronics, so...
Foxy: ARE YE A SPIRIT POSSESSING A CAT AND SEEKING REVENGE?!
Happy: I don't think so...
Foxy: Ye be not interestin' anymore.
Erza: Well, I'm gonna leave and get some sleep... it's almost 4 am...
Lucy: Same here. I should at least get more than a few hours of sleep.
Happy: I agree.
--------------Users Erza, Happy, and Lucy have gone offline------------
Bonnie: Aww, we were having so much fun...
Chica: We didn't even keep them on until 6 am! Then they would've been safe...
Gray: Okay... you all are some creepy people, or, whatever you are.
Natsu: Wanna leave?
Gray: Let's go.
-----------------Users Gray and Natsu have gone offline---------------
Foxy: Well, I guess it be just the six of us.
Chica: Six? I thought there were only five of us.
Le Fan: Hey everyone! Any good scares lately?
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Thank you all for reading this extremely long chapter! I was inspired to do this because of the FNaF hype coming back, and because LucyDragneel425 helped me with planning. Thank you so much for the help, Izzy! Anyways, some background on the chapter. First of all, if anyone is asking why the animatronics are using such good grammar, it is because I though that they would have better grammar, since they are from the 1980's. Also, I had to really think about how I was gonna portray Foxy's lines. Oh! and a little something fun. Anyone find anything familiar about any of Carl's lines? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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