Erza: WHERE IS MY CAKE

Natsu: How should I know? And why should I care where your stupid cake is?

Erza: Why should you care?!? Because I haven't had lunch yet and I'm hungry!

Natsu: You shouldn't be eating cake for lunch.

Erza: Stop stalling and just admit you took the cake.

Natsu: One question, how many pieces of cake do you eat a week?

Erza: Quit stalling!!! And...to answer your question...how many pieces does 3 cakes equal?

Natsu: YOU'RE GONNA BE SO FAT

Erza: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

Natsu: WHAT IF I AM?!?

Erza: THEN I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL YOU

Natsu: WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO DIE?

Erza: THEN YOU CAN GO EAT A TREE AND STOP CALLING ME FAT!

Natsu: WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO EAT A TREE

Erza: THEN YOU CAN ENJOY A VERY VIOLENT AND PAINFUL DEATH

Natsu: Good.

Erza: Now...about the cake...