100 years by Five For Fighting
(Disclaimer: this song is in no shape or form does not belong to me)

Please enjoy?

Gray The Stripper is online
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Titania is online
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Gray the Stripper- Only Erza is on here? Where's the others?

Titania- Got a problem with that?

Gray the Stripper- N-No...

Titania- Hmm...did anything happen earlier with Natsu?

Gray the Stripper- NO! No fighting happened! I-I promise! Stripper's honor!

Titania- ...That idiot...I'll be back. Do NOT go anywhere! I know where you live if you do leave here.

Gray the Stripper- ??? I don't recall you knowing where I live. I never let anyone know where I live. Mostly because of the creep that follows me around.

Titania- Natsu follows you around?

Gray the Stripper- No! Juvia. One time I found her behind a tree in front of my house! I had to live in the woods for a week to get rid of her!

Titania- I pity you. Mostly because I saw you doing that weird dance with your boxers on your head and twerking. Quite the sight I must say.

Gray the Stripper- WHAT! You saw that! Damn it! Please don't tell anyone else! PLZ!

Titania- Who do you think you're talking to!?!? DEAL WITH IT! Now, I must go. Stay on here and do not go anywhere. I know where you live *evil laugh*

Gray the Stripper- *whimpers* Someone help me! I'm too young to die!

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Titania has gone offline
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~~10 minutes later~~

FireDragonSlayer is online

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FireDragonSlayer- ...Asshole.

Gray the Stripper- IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!?! Asshole...

FireDragonSlayer- I'm 15 for a moment

Gray the Stripper- ??? You're 17

FireDragonSlayer- Caught in between 10 and 20

Gray the Stripper- Heh, it's no surprise that you don't know how to count. Like a certain idiot I know. Oh wait, it's flame breath over here.

FireDragonSlayer- And I'm just dreaming.

Gray the Stripper- A dream full of food? Just an lazy ass. Find a new life.

FireDragonSlayer- Counting the ways to where you are

Gray the Stripper- ??? Ok...you are freaking me out now. This is creepy. Stop this.

FireDragonSlayer- I'm 22 for a moment

Gray the Stripper- Huh? Last time I checked, we didn't even age, not that quickly. And stop with this nonsense!!

FireDragonSlayer- And she feels better than ever

Gray the Stripper-  Are you talking about Lucy? About banging her? Damn, talk to Cana or something. I don't want to listen to you about this. I bet your dick is less than an inch. I feel bad for Lucy.

FireDragonSlayer- And we're on fire

Gray the Stripper- ....Okay, Plz stop this. Go home. I don't want this anymore. LEAVE!! You probably burned Lucy while doing!

FireDragonSlayer- Making our way back from Mars

Gray the Stripper- The hell is Mars? Never heard of that. What nonsense are you talking about?

FireDragonSlayer- 15, there's still time for you

Gray the Stripper- Huh? Time for what? To steal Lucy from you?

FireDragonSlayer- Time to buy and time to lose

Gray the Stripper- I will never lose to you asshole. And stop speaking like this! This isn't you!

FireDragonSlayer- 15, there's never a wish better than this

Gray the Stripper- ????? A wish? The only wish I want is Lucy.

FireDragonSlayer- When you got a hundred years to live

Gray the Stripper- I heard a dragon's life is so short that you dick is short too. I will live long enough to make Lucy mine and get rid of creepy girl

FireDragonSlayer- I'm 33 for a moment

Gray the Stripper- Okay, what the hell are you talking about?? This is ridiculous. If only Erza didn't threaten me....I want to leave

FireDragonSlayer- bwegigbfqewbjk;e

Gray the Stripper- ??????

FireDragonSlayer- Still the man, but you see, I'm a 'they'

Gray the Stripper- No, to me you're just a stupid little kid,

FireDragonSlayer- A kid on the way, babe

Gray the Stripper-  The hell are you calling me babe? And is Lucy pregnant? Since when?!

FireDragonSlayer- A family on my mind

Gray the Stripper- I though the only thing your roasted brain could think of is fighting and food, and more food. Did I mentioned food?

FireDragonSlayer- I'm 45 for a moment

Gray the Stripper- Okay, I'm getting sick of this

FireDragonSlayer - The sea is high

Gray the Stripper- Since when do you care about the sea?

FireDragonSlayer- And I'm heading into a crisis

Gray the Stripper- ?? Since when did you complain about a crisis? Other than lack of food? Wait, did you run out of food again? And Lucy wouldn't share?

FireDragonSlayer- Chasing the years of my life

Gray the Stripper- You mean food?

FireDragonSlayer- 15, there's still time for you

Gray the Stripper- I'm still taking Lucy away from you, one way or another

FireDragonSlayer- Time to buy and time to lose yourself

Gray the Stripper- Lose yourself? Didn't you already say something similar to this? Gah! Stop speaking like this!!

FireDragonSlayer- Within a morning star

Gray the Stripper- Huh?

FireDragonSlayer- 15, I'm all right with you

Gray the Stripper-  Are you trying to ask me out!?! Oh hell to the no. I will break you jaw if you try anything on me!

FireDragonSlayer- 15, there's never a wish better than this

Gray the Stripper- ......

FireDragonSlayer- When you only got hundred years to live

Gray the Stripper- Seriously, plx stop this nonsense.

FireDragonSlayer- Half time goes by

Gray the Stripper- I'm lost now

FireDragonSlayer- Another blink of an eye

Gray the Stripper- Why are you speaking like this? Please stop

FireDragonSlayer- 67 is gone

Gray the Stripper- .....

FireDragonSlayer- The sun is getting high

Gray the Stripper- On drugs? Or alcohol?

FireDragonSlayer- We're moving on

Gray the Stripper- "We're"?

FireDragonSlayer- I'm 99 for a moment

Gray the Stripper- ....

FireDragonSlayer-  nwhdcbjkwoihjbnwji

Gray the Stripper- The faq is this language?

FireDragonSlayer- Dying for just another moment

Gray the Stripper- To lose?

FireDragonSlayer- And I'm just dreaming

Gray the Stripper- Why don't you just sleep for eternity?

FireDragonSlayer- Counting the ways to where you are

Gray the Stripper- Dude plz stop acting like Juvia. I don't need another Juvia. It's bad enough that the Erza knows where I live.

FireDragonSlayer- 15, there's still time for you

Gray the Stripper- OH MY GOD! Stop this!

FireDragonSlayer- 22, I feel her too

Gray the Stripper- Lucy? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!?

FireDragonSlayer- 33, you're on you're way

Gray the Stripper- I'm not going anywhere, asshole

FireDragonSlayer- Every day's a new day

Gray the Stripper- To kick you're sorry ass?

FireDragonSlayer- 15, there's still time for you

Gray the Stripper- You know, I just noticed how short your vocabulary is. I guess Erza didn't do a good job of teaching ya.

FireDragonSlayer- dfyuouoffuuck

Gray the Stripper- ....

FireDragonSlayer- Time to buy and time to choose

Gray the Stripper- I'd choose Lucy over you. I'm not gay like you

FireDragonSlayer- Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this

Gray the Stripper- You know that 15 is just a number, right? Did you hit your head or something?

FireDragonSlayer- When you only got hundred years to live

Gray the Stripper- You literally said this already ready. Do you have short Delete repeated word

FireDragonSlayer- GAH! Damn it, it's finally over! That damn woman!

Gray the Stripper- Huh?

FireDragonSlayer- Erza, that bastard, breaking into my house. How did she know where I lived? She made me do a prank on you.

Gray the Stripper- A prank? So you're not gay?

FireDragonSlayer- NO! And don't think I'm not going to let this slide! I won't let you take Lucy away from me! She's mine!

Gray the Stripper- Oh yeah? Wanna bet on it?

FireDragonSlayer- Meet me at the river. I will beat your ass million times over!

Gray the Stripper- Lucy needs a better man. I will save her!

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Gray the Stipper has gone offline
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FireDragonSlayer has gone offline
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Titania is online
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Titania- Oh? Where's everybody?

Titania- Those boys... I need to beat them up before they destroy anything.

Titania- And I need to kick Gray's ass for that insult...

Titania- Looks like Lucy is caught in the middle...Should I join in on the fun?

Titania- The river...mmm

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Titania has gone offline
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A/N: I have not posted this on my other website, so considered yourself lucky ;3

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