Pick up lines

Clara:"I'm bored so can we all do silly pick up lines"?

Lucy:"Don't you remember what happened last time".

Clara:"Yeah but let's doing again it's funny alright lucy".

Lucy:"Fine".

At Lucy's house

Clara:"I just remembered. We have some new people in this. Lyon, milianna, Laki, Jellal, mest and ichiya".

Milianna:"Erza"!

Erza:"Milianna"!

Lyon:"Hey Gray long time no see".

Gray:"Why are you here".

Jellal:"Hey erza".

Erza:"Hi jellal"

Ichiya:"I'm back to smell your perfume".

Erza:(punches ichiya)"Stay away from me"!

Wendy:"Hey mest".

Clara:"Alright let's just get to the pick up lines. Think of one and say it".

Natsu:"I got one"!

Clara:"Go ahead".

Natsu:"Hey girl you want a fire in your belly".

Lucy:(hides her red blushing face)"Really natsu".

Laki:"Hey boys come to my basement".

Clara:"NOOOOOO"!

Mira:"I may a lady on the streets but I'm a demon in the sheets".

Clara:"What did this turn into"?!!

Mira:"Anyone else".

Ichiya:"My only pick up line is hey Erza. Want to smell my perfume".

Erza:"Where can I hide. Be a perfume blocker jellal".

Juvia:"I don't know if I can say mine".

Levy:"I know what your thinking".

Mira:"Do we have kids in here".

Lucy:"If your a innocent child cover your ears".

Natsu:(covers ears)

Clara:"Your not a child natsu. Wait....... WENDY COVER YOUR EARS"!

Wendy:"OK"!(Covers ears)

Juvia:"I'll make it appropriate let's just say I'm a water mage".

Clara:"Im gonna just gonna wipe that from my memory".

Gray:"I may be an ice mage. But your melting my heart".

Juvia:"Gray-Sama"!!

Mest:"I got one.(walk over to wendy)
"When do you finish the 5th grade".

Erza:"Get away from wendy"!

Lyon:"It's cold outside let's warm things up".

Juvia:"No".

Milianna:"You can come pet my kitties".

Clara:"I don't get that one".

Cana:"Are you alcohol cause I want you inside me".

Clara:"Eeeeeeew".

Lucy:"This is getting really weird".

Clara:"That crossed the line let's stop this now".

Nathaniel:"Can I say one"?

Clara:"What"😶

Nathaniel:"Did it hurt?

Clara:"Hurt"?

Nathaniel:"When you fell from heaven".😊

Clara:😶

Kuronoshi:(whispers)"Clara and Nathaniel sitting in a tree".

Clara:"DON'T YOUR DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE CAT"!!!

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