Crazyness

Clara:(Walks into the guild)"Hey guys"!

Cana:"Hey kid".

Clara:"Don't call me that. Call me by my name".

Cana:"Which is"?

Clara:"I thought you knew my name"!

Cana:"Just messing with you clara".

Clara:"You know you could just call me cece sometimes if you can't remember my actual name".

Cana:"Is that your nickname"?

Clara:"Yeah".

Cana:"Ok I'll just call you cece then".

Clara:"So where is the group"?

Cana:"You mean natsu and the others. They will be here soon".

Clara:"Oh ok"

Cana:"Don't you have a exceed"?

Clara:"Yeah but that stupid cat was so tired he stayed in bed".

Cana:"You want some sake"?

Clara:"I don't even think I can drink stuff like that".

Cana:"Come on just have some".

Clara:"I don't think I sho-".

Cana:(makes Clara drink sake)"Come on drink some"!

Clara:"Why did you do that"?!

Cana:"Thought you could just have some sake".

Clara:"That tasted gross though".

           15 minutes later when team natsu got back.

Natsu:"We're back"!

Lucy:(Walks in)"Hi ........ wait ok WHO GAVE CLARA SAKE"?!!?

Clara(drunk and sitting by cana)
(In fox dragon form):"Fluffy tail"!

Lucy:"Can how much sake did you give the girl"?!

Cana:"A whole bottle....".

Wendy:"Isn't that way too much for her"?

Natsu:"Seems like it".

Clara(drunk):"Gray fight me ice perv"!

Gray:"I'd say no and why are you calling me that"?

Clara(drunk):"To me you *hic* just look like a big block of frickin ice".

Gray:"That's just random".

Lucy:"You didn't have to give her a bottle of sake"!

Cana:"Not my fault for not knowing how much I made her drink".

Lucy:"How long is she gonna be like this"?

Cana:"I guess the rest of the day".

Lucy:"Oh god. Well I guess I can look after her till it's wears of I guess".

Natsu:"Yeah we can't leave her here".

Lucy:"Yeah".

Natsu:(picks up clara)"Can't leave you here".

Lucy:"You didn't have to pick her up".

                 At Lucy's house

Lucy:"You didn't have to carry her all the way here".

Natsu:"Hey I didn't think she would be able to walk correctly".

Happy:"Hey guys".

Natsu:"Hey happy".

Happy:"Why is clara here"?

Lucy:"Cana made her drink a bottle of sake and she's now drunk".

Happy:"I feel sorry for for her".

Clara:"So many stars".

Lucy:"Natsu put the girl down".

Natsu:"Ok".(puts Clara down)

Clara:"Why is *hic* there so many *hic* stars"?

Lucy:"That's cause your drunk".

Clara:"So many stars....".(passes out)

Lucy:(picks up clara and puts her on the couch)"She passed out like a light".

Natsu:"You can say that again".

Happy:"She's gonna feel that in the morning".

Lucy:"Yep".

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