Zeref: I want to kill Acnologia and dominate the world.

Zeref: Then the true Dragon King Festival shall begin.

Ajeel: So.. are we also gonna kill everyone in Ishgar?

Literally the other 11 Spriggans: *Nods*

Zeref: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Hold the f*** up.

Zeref: I said to kill only Acnologia and dominate Ishgar.

Zeref: I didn't mean to f****** murder everyone. There would be no one to dominate.

Zeref: The f*** guys, I didn't know you were like this– sadistic you know what I mean.

Brandish: .....Emperor, you're calling us sadistic? You literally kill every living thing you love.

Zeref: Let me finish.

Zeref: Do you guys need help or something?

Bloodman: Help? You mean the one that thing that I have been waiting for my entire life but never came and left me to die in a hole filled with darkness, trauma and regrettable life choices?

Bloodman: Life??? Happiness??? Freedom??? What's the point of it all if everything's gonna die anyway? Like, everyday I wake up and ask myself, " Why am still living? I should've died when I was young. When everything was at peace unlike this corrupted world full wars and f****** bloodshed."

Bloodman: I mean, when I younger I was already broken. Nothing but a lifeless doll living in this f***ed up universe, trying to survive instead of trying to reach my beaten hand up to the little bit of hope and light called 'help'.

Bloodman: For all I've lived my life and observed society I feel nothing but disappointment. I mean, Acnologia could rip me to shreds and would still thank him.

The other Spriggans: ^

Zeref: .....

Zeref: I'm calling you guys a therapist. You seriously need help.

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