Zeref: I wanna die! Please, grant me my wish! * Tosses coin at wishing well *

Zeref: * Scroll falls on his head * Ouch... * Opens it *

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Dear Zeref,

   I'm sorry but I cannot grant your wish, your immortality is too strong besides, it's a Sunday and I'm feeling lazy as f***. So go and try a shooting star and don't bother me cause I'm really busy with watching Anime m'kay?

         Sincerely,
Wishing Well

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Zeref: What? But I've already tried the shooting star! Curse you!

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