Title says it all ;)
Enjoy!
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I dare you to sing yuren no yumiya.

Natsu: Sounds easy enough, * Plays music *

Natsu: SIE SIN DAS ESSEN UND WIR SEND SIND DIE JAEGER!!!!!

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Gray's To-do list-

1. Strip
2. Punch Natsu
3. Be fab

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Lucy: Did you just seRioUslY destroy a wall just because, it has Gray's face in it?

Natsu: Yeah,

Natsu: Now that you say it like that, I feel pretty dumb because I didn't go for the real thing.

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Team Natsu consists of...

Flamethrower

Snowman

Gluttony

Mythical fish eater

Strict and psychic

Peter Pan's so called 'mother'

Bookworm/Astronomer

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S-class mages consists of....

Fake look-alike ( Used to be )

Cake obsessed

Demon with an angel face

Flashy

Shanks

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* Gray and Natsu tutoring young new members *

Natsu: Alright, kids! Repeat after us! * Does middle finger in the distance * F*** the magic council!

Kids: * Does the same * F*** the magic council!

Gray: * Grins * F*** the rules!

Kids: F*** the rules!

Natsu: Alright! Good job.

Gray: Now, let's roll!

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* Natsu walking around his and Lucy's new house in his boxers only *

Natsu: * Barges in Lucy's room * Hey, Luce, can I-

Lucy: * Trying to stop nosebleed * Natsu, get out.

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AI: If there's something Fairy Tail taught me, it's that.....

AI:  If you cause a lot of trouble, the government will still beg you to save them.

AI: .......

' AND?!'

AI: Oh, and you can wing everything with the power of friendship. -_- 

AI: And as long as Gray strips, he'll have demon powers.

Yelling in the background

AI: And if your team is mischievous, reckless and loud you'll be the most overpowered team ever.

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Exceeds: Usually around mages with powerful lost magic.

...... So basically they find their protectors and serve as transportation and a good friend/ sparring partner/advise giver/therapist/etc. And get free food and a nice home...

#ThugLife

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