NaLu-

Lucy: Okay Natsu, sit down and be a good boy–

Natsu: Got i– * Notices Gray * FITE. ME. STRIPPER.

Lucy: Why do I bother....

Gruvia-

Gray: * Out on a date with Juvia *

Waiter: Okay, so what's your order–

Juvia: Gray-sama~

Waiter: What?

Gray: * Face-palms *

GaLe-

Levy: * Leaves Gajeel alone in a mission for 5 minutes *

Gajeel: * Awkwardly calling Levy on the phone * So.....funny story...

Levy: You got arrested?!?!?!?!

Jerza-

Jellal: Would you consider us adorable? Sweet?

Erza: No, we're mature teenagers.

Erza: We're cute.

RoWen-

Romeo: * Blushes * Sooo...

Wendy: * Blushes as well * U-ummm...

Both: * Awkwardly stares at each other *

Miraxus-

Mira: You always see the worst in some people.

Laxus: Yeah, because some people are the worst.

Happy x Carla-

Carla: I'm feeling a bit cold...

Happy: Here, take my fish.

Carla: I said I was cold.

Zervis-

Zeref: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die doing something I love.

Mavis: What?

Zeref: * Smirks suggestively *

Mavis: Dying?

Zeref: Ah.. never mind.

StingYu-

Sting: * Ordering cake for their anniversary * Yes, we'll have a chocolate cake please.

Employee: And what would you like your cake to say?

Sting: Can you wait for a sec? * Turns to Yukino * Psst, Yukino!

Yukino: Yes, Sting-kun?

Sting: Do we want a talking cake?

Rogura-

Rogue: Are you free?

Kagura: For what?

Rogue: You know, dinner.

Kagura: Hmm...

Rogue: I promise not to sexually harass you again!

Kagura: * Rolls eyes * Fine....

Rogue: YEES!!!

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