* Makarov is out for a meeting *

AI: Great! Now that your master is out! I'm gonna be the new master of this guild!

Lucy: Wait, wait-

AI: And you will be needing new names!

Laxus: I like my name. 

AI: You! * Points to Freed * You will be mint!

Freed: ..... * sighs *

AI: * Points to Lucy and Laxus * You will be Lemon sherbet 1 and 2!

Laxus: For Pete's sake...

AI: * Points to Juvia and Jellal * Blueberry 1 and 2!

Jellal: Okay, I'm killing the one who took her daily ice cream.

AI: * Points to Wendy * Blueberry in a solo pack!

Wendy: Well I like that flavor..

AI: * Points to Happy and PantherLily * Ice cream sandwiches!!!

Happy: Why god! Why!

AI: * Looks at Strauss siblings and Carla * Vanilla! And vanilla popsicle.

AI: Natsu and Erza are strawberry!

Gray: * Snickers *

AI: * Slaps him * You ungrateful icicle!

AI: And you! * Points to Gajeel *

Gajeel: What–

AI: You. Are. Spoon!

Gajeel: .... spoon?

AI: Yes! Spoon!

Romeo: So what-

AI: All of you will have to listen to me! * Tortures them with countless orders *

Sting: * Walks in * Hey guys–

AI: * Glares at him; points her finger at him in an accusing manner * Ice cream thief! Ice cream disciples! Get him!

Everyone: * Glares at him with hatred *

Sting: * Gulps *

* Turns around *

* Runs *

* Trips in the process *

* Tried to turn into a bird *

* Realization hits hard and he realizes he can't *

* Mentally cursing at himself for binge watching RWBY to much *

* Goes to bite hand instead *

* It doesn't succeed and he mentally screams in pain *

* Realizes he isn't a Titan-Shifter and this isn't the attack on Titan world *

* Starts running instead *

* Cursing loudly because he's done nothing but binge watch anime *

* Still getting chased by the Fairy Tail mages *

Sting: F*** YOU ROGUE!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR TRICKING ME TO TAKING HER ICE CREAM!!!!!

- Somewhere at the Sabertooth guild -

Rogue: * Sips tea * Still dumb enough to fall for that...

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